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Posted by cal, 08:31, 12th September 2003:
 
Anyone want to help him?

Hey if any one can help me with this problem i will be thank full. but any ways hear it is i like this girl in my millitary class and she is my drill team co-comannder and she is very pretty and like to joke around alot. when every i pick her up for drill team and drop her off we always talk about some stuff that is really personal to her and she tells me her feelings on some of the boys that ask her out and what her feelings are on some of her old boy friends which she told me that all of her old boy friends tryed to use her for sex. and to give you some inside into see who i'm, i'm a 6'4" tall and medium build and i'm the nices person in the would you could ever meet but also i have a weakness i can talk to girls but i can't ask girls out. no matter what i do i can't ask a girl out.so if any one and i mean anyone can give me some advice to wether not ask her out or if she like or is takeing a intrest in me i'm just so confused i ask all of my friends for advice and they are all idiots. so if you can help or give some really good advice thanks. C/CPT W
Posted by friday, 09:05, 12th September 2003:
 
Find out a pastime she likes to do and you like to do, other than going out for a drink and just be a good friend, a good listener. If its meant to be, then it will be, but dont pressurise her, or hang around aimlessly, just be into what you are into, dont try too hard, your a man so she should like you for your inner strength, especially if she has had boyfriends who use her for sex. When you feel more comfortable in her presence, then offer lunch rather than evening meals. Give her some compliments and tell her how you feel. (This way is less direct and gives her time to decide about you) But dont rush! That should do the trick, if it doesnt, then it wasnt meant to be.

signed

Agony Aunt Friday x

:-)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:23, 12th September 2003:
 
try and use her for sex.
Posted by beargod, 09:58, 12th September 2003:
 
Can't josh wank just wank all over her? or redman just say he plays for a football team as he did here?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:35, 12th September 2003:
 
hows the new place rosie?
Posted by beargod, 10:42, 12th September 2003:
 
We are pulling out of buying our flat It had too many problems, we are going to look at houses in Maidstone instead :)
Posted by Rosie, 11:26, 12th September 2003:
 
I'm moving today! I go pick up the keys at lunch time. I'm a bit nervous. Theres so much to do! I'm so happy I'm moving out of my squat and into a Real flat. Big nose is getting a new scratching post so he doesn't ruin the sofa!

:)
Posted by Rosie, 11:27, 12th September 2003:
 
Will have to post some photos for you all to see!

:D
Posted by beargod, 11:28, 12th September 2003:
 
Yes you will :)
Posted by Rosie, 12:04, 12th September 2003:
 
i can't wait to spunk a load of money I haven't got on stuff for the place. I want to get a throw for the sofa so the cat doesn't destroy it and I'd also like to buy new a duvet and nice new pillows.

:)
Posted by chandler, 12:08, 12th September 2003:
 
yay, go spunk some cash rosie!
:D

ive got a massive list of things to buy when i get back up to Uni on Sunday.
:)
Posted by beargod, 12:10, 12th September 2003:
 
Yeah kerry is obsessed with buying things and we have no money for it :S
Posted by Rosie, 12:24, 12th September 2003:
 
I know it naughty but its so nice getting new stuff for your house!

Rightio - I'm off. Hope everyone has a good weekend.

speak to you monday

:D

x
Posted by beargod, 12:33, 12th September 2003:
 
Have a good one rosie, why you go so early?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:35, 12th September 2003:
 
aww, and i just wrote you a new song as well:

He has little red feet
His stockin's in his shoes
Lipstick and rouge on his face
He has his hair piled high
Has a red umbrella
And carries his head in the sky

And I said "Awe Rosie, don't you do that to the boys
Don't you come on so willing
Don't you come on so strong
It can be so chillin'
When you act so willin'
And your warmth sets like the sun"

He has a little baby brother
A big fat mama
His sister asks for dimes on the street
He doesn't feel it's a cover
In fact he knows
For sure he can please

I said he's out there right now
Running with the devil
Struttin' down the alley ways
With the nervous young hopeful
At his heel
And know his satisfaction won't drive him away

And I said "Awe Rosie, don't you do that to the boys
Don't you come on so willing
Don't you come on so strong
It can be so chillin'
When you act so willin'
And your warmth sets like the sun"

He's not looking for a friend
He's not looking for a lover
There in the crowded bar
He has rings on his fingers
He's there to tease
You know he only wants to take things too far

And I said "Awe Rosie, don't you do that to the boys
Don't you come on so willing
Don't you come on so strong
It can be so chillin'
When you act so willin'
And your warmth sets like the sun"
Posted by friday, 15:01, 12th September 2003:
 
ahh, lovely Vic! Rosie will love it!
Posted by Rosie, 10:14, 15th September 2003:
 
:)

Yay! Cheers for the song Vic.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:17, 15th September 2003:
 
no problem princess.
Posted by Pauly, 13:32, 15th September 2003:
 
How do you know it was redman?
Posted by RUSS, 15:20, 16th September 2003:
 
read the top bit, not the rest-----just ask her out you mincer