Discussion » What Will Happen After 100 Years?

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Posted by friday, 08:15, 17th September 2003:
 
Give yourself a bigger dimension.
Posted by beargod, 08:54, 17th September 2003:
 
to what?
Posted by Sul, 08:57, 17th September 2003:
 
Hoverboards will be looked back on fondly by aged folk reminiscing about a time "when all this was buildings before Osama blew everything up from his secret hideout under highbury."
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:20, 17th September 2003:
 
woo hoverboards!


according to Bill Bailey we will all be Human slaves, in an insect nation ahhhh-ahhhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh
Posted by Pauly, 09:32, 17th September 2003:
 
I will rule the universe :o)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:36, 17th September 2003:
 
I will be dead I hope
Posted by friday, 06:54, 18th September 2003:
 
solar cars
areas designated for forests
bunny rabbits skipping holding hands in the forests
butterflies, lots of them
Posted by tommorris, 07:04, 18th September 2003:
 
Somebody tries to build a walking talking Britney Spears robot, makes a mistake and builds it about four times the size it should be. It then clones itself and helidrops versions of itself in to cities around the world. Every morning, every city in the civilised world is awoken by the insane screeching of the SpearsBot and forced to do aerobics to the sound of "I Love Rock and Roll" or some other meaningless shite. Everyone from Tokyo to Toronto, St. Pauls to St. Petersburg will be forced to dance along otherwise the SpearsBot will shoot them with the laser cannons built into her silicon enhanced nipples.

Either that or we'll have flying cars.
Posted by earthworm, 11:50, 18th September 2003:
 
LOL...

I like your future tommorris...
Posted by Pauly, 13:44, 18th September 2003:
 
I will attempt to shag the SpearsBot :o)
Posted by tommorris, 13:48, 18th September 2003:
 
What? She's got a vagina made out of stainless bloody steel, and looks like a cross between Edward Scissorhands and The Iron Woman. She can also breathe fire like her main inspiration (Margaret Thatcher), and she knows the full lyrics to every Abba and Bee Gees song. Be afraid.
Posted by Pauly, 14:29, 18th September 2003:
 
And she's about 22 feet tall
Posted by friday, 14:32, 18th September 2003:
 
teleporters that work so my grandchildren can load it into my 1975 land rover (which will still be useable in 100 years time)
Posted by tommorris, 15:12, 18th September 2003:
 
Yeas, Pauly, that too.
Posted by beargod, 15:28, 18th September 2003:
 
tommorris: doesn't all that just mean she won't notice when you are trying to stick it in her? as if she is a slut or something?
Posted by tommorris, 16:18, 18th September 2003:
 
No, it means that her idea of a good night out revolves around telephone poles and industrial quantities of grease.
Posted by beargod, 16:29, 18th September 2003:
 
That will still be quite small for her, she should go to the redwood forests :)