Discussion » I'm Bored, I'm Going To Write A New Song For Rosie.

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:49, 17th September 2003:
 
once i get the old creative juices flowing.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:51, 17th September 2003:
 
Rosie told me get out of here
Head for the sea
The sun is hot and the air is clean
Best things in the world are free
And Mr Murphy likes his jackanory
Holsten Export times three
Jimi Hendrix and thin lizzy
Rosie, Rosie-ee, Rosie-uh
Met a mate in the afternoon
Holsten shoreline pubcrawl
Looking for some cold beer
Missed the stone Punch drunk Judy
Tony brandy mg Andy
Vodka scotch and loads of beer
It's so great we want to stay here
Rosie, Rosie-ee, Rosie-uh
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:52, 17th September 2003:
 
No hang on, i can do better.
Posted by Rosie, 14:03, 17th September 2003:
 
♥

:D
Posted by Rosie, 14:26, 17th September 2003:
 
I am trying to quit smoking - not had one all day. I feel like I'm going to cave in at any minute.

Write me another song vic, to keep me off the tabs...
Posted by Sul, 14:27, 17th September 2003:
 
Can I try?

I wont try to steal your honey mate. But if I impress her she'll send me her sisters phone number... maybe
Posted by Rosie, 14:30, 17th September 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Sul, 14:38, 17th September 2003:
 
First draft penned while on the phone:


Roooooosiiiieeeeee
Lay off a those tabs
Roooooosiiiieeeeee
They aint so fab

Just think of your lungs, baby
Black aint so cool
Dont you want nice smelling breath?
Sure, dont be a fool.

Roooooosiiiieeeeee
Lay off a those tabs
Roooooosiiiieeeeee
They aint so fab

You got a face of a babe
But all that smoke
Will take your youth
If you keep taking tokes

Roooooosiiiieeeeee
Lay off a those tabs
Roooooosiiiieeeeee
They aint so fab

Roooooooooooooooooosiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
You gonna get cancer of a lung
So where you stick your smokes
Instead stick in a bung
Just like in chemistry class
And you have a great ass
But this you'll still have
If you give up the fags

Roooooosiiiieeeeee
Lay off a those tabs
Roooooosiiiieeeeee
They aint so fab
Posted by Rosie, 14:40, 17th September 2003:
 
lol!

That was fan-fucking-tastic sul!

*round of applause*
Posted by cal, 14:43, 17th September 2003:
 
so send me her number?
Posted by Rosie, 14:46, 17th September 2003:
 
Send you her number cal?
Posted by cal, 15:24, 17th September 2003:
 
yes
Posted by Sul, 15:28, 17th September 2003:
 
what about me. I'm nicer and more to the point. I'M SINGLE. CAL IS NOT.
Posted by Rosie, 15:33, 17th September 2003:
 
Ohhhh yeah. CAL! You cheeky devil!
Posted by friday, 15:36, 17th September 2003:
 
woo! single man on the site

sul whats ur number?
Posted by Pauly, 15:37, 17th September 2003:
 
:coughs:
Posted by Rosie, 15:40, 17th September 2003:
 
Victor: Wheres my second song?
Posted by Sul, 15:41, 17th September 2003:
 
Argh, sick man on the site!

not in the MJ sense

07763 551132

I get enough dodgy text messages and phone calls. 1 or 2 more isnt going to phase me.
Posted by friday, 15:45, 17th September 2003:
 
I was actually joking, anyway, what provider do u use, can I send u a hello through the internet?
Posted by Rosie, 15:47, 17th September 2003:
 
Hee hee!

I shall pass your details on sul!

:D
Posted by Sul, 15:49, 17th September 2003:
 
Im on O2. God knows where you can send a little message from. :/
Posted by Sul, 15:49, 17th September 2003:
 
YAY - Cheers Rosie. Or should I say future sis? ;)

Actually, no, Rosie's fine. :)
Posted by friday, 15:51, 17th September 2003:
 
is that an abbreviation sul, or not? Whats the providers website, do you know?
Posted by Sul, 15:53, 17th September 2003:
 
www.o2.co.uk/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:59, 17th September 2003:
 
Dammit, sorry Rosie, i was dragged off to do some work. i get back and sul is stealing my bitch :(
Posted by beargod, 16:00, 17th September 2003:
 
Friday: It used to be Cellnet then BTCellnet and now O2
Posted by cal, 16:00, 17th September 2003:
 
07899 835 995
Vodafone

;)
Posted by friday, 16:03, 17th September 2003:
 
ok, get ready for it!
Posted by friday, 16:06, 17th September 2003:
 
ah pages are slow loading, might have to wait until mawa
Posted by friday, 16:09, 17th September 2003:
 
Vic (darling) give me ur cell no
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 17th September 2003:
 
Oi Friday!!

Keep ur paws off. Hes mine remember!

;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:11, 17th September 2003:
 
get sul or cal to text it to you, i don't want to get calls from MJ fans all night.
Posted by friday, 16:14, 17th September 2003:
 
good idea vic, hey Rosie, we cannot forget that Vic is your man, especially as he writes you love songs

but I really fancy him
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:15, 17th September 2003:
 
Ahem,


The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
Rosie, Rosie it was really nothing
Rosie, Rosie it was really nothing
It was your life ...

How can you stay with a ginger bloke who'll say :
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
He doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, Rosie, Rosie it was really nothing
Rosie, Rosie
Posted by Rosie, 16:16, 17th September 2003:
 
I'll fight you for him friday!

;)


Sul: I'm gonna txt you tonight. so watch out for my msg!

:)
Posted by friday, 16:16, 17th September 2003:
 
ok, these websites are taking ages, I will do in the morning, bright and early (like catching my subjects in the shower)

going now, bye bye all, have a superb evening!

F xx
Posted by friday, 16:18, 17th September 2003:
 
Rosie - OK, but only in a mud bath - remember?

;-)
Posted by beargod, 16:18, 17th September 2003:
 
Bye Fridays and can we have a tape of the fight, especially if it is in mud or jelly?
Posted by Sul, 16:37, 17th September 2003:
 
I'll look forward to it Rosie :)
Posted by Rosie, 16:39, 17th September 2003:
 
Cool!

:)
Posted by Rosie, 16:46, 17th September 2003:
 
It won't be till about 10.30 - is that ok or will you be getting ready for bed?
Posted by Sul, 16:49, 17th September 2003:
 
Nah I'm an insomniac most nights when Im not sleeping. 10:30s fine. :)
Posted by Rosie, 16:56, 17th September 2003:
 
I'm going home in a minute.

Thanks for all my lovely songs vic. I might get your number off sul and send you a crappy txt.

:D

Speak to you all tomorrow

xx
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:25, 17th September 2003:
 
good luck with the giving up smoking! it's hard to do it and I'm still chewing the nicotine gum but I don't smoke anymore woo
Posted by Rosie, 09:33, 18th September 2003:
 
I had a ciggy last night and I feel like such a wimp for not sticking to it. I am determined today though.