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Posted by Sul, 10:09, 18th September 2003:
 
Lets list some annoying song lyrics. I'll go first.

"Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh, I'm gonna"

What are you "gonna" exactly, Bouncy darling?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:17, 18th September 2003:
 
no no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits
Posted by friday, 11:01, 18th September 2003:
 
im being eaten by a boa constrictor!
a boa constrictor! a boa constrictor!
now im being eaten, by a boa constrictor and
I dont like it, ooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeee bit!

what do you know?
hes nibbling my toe
oh jee!!
he's up to my knee
oh dumb!
ive lost my bum
oh fiddle!!
he's found my middle
oh jack!!
he's reached my back
oh jest!
he's found my breast
oh heck!!
he's over my ghdkljdfkdjfslf;adiguyidygdisflajfdkfjjliwbw!!!!!!!!^&%$
Posted by plindoe, 11:28, 18th September 2003:
 
We are the ugly girls!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:33, 18th September 2003:
 
That stage in the mid nineties where idiotic identikit boybands would use the word "Freak" because they weren't brave enough to say Fuck.

'Oooh Freak me baby!'
'I wanna Freak you!'


*SlashStabKill*
Posted by Rosie, 11:35, 18th September 2003:
 
lol!
Posted by earthworm, 11:41, 18th September 2003:
 
could I submit a lyric that irritates me everytime I hear it...
(apart from anything that busted sing... or so solid crew)

Everytime fecking Justin Timerlake sings "witchoo" instead of "with you"... Did anyone hear Chris Rock talking about Justin at the beginning of the MTV music video awards?
Posted by Rosie, 11:47, 18th September 2003:
 
I watched a bit of that Mtv music awards thing at the weekend and I had to turn it off because i didn't understand what the hell they were all saying!
Posted by earthworm, 11:48, 18th September 2003:
 
lol

I loved the R Kelly Skit at the beginning too!
Posted by Sul, 12:03, 18th September 2003:
 
"I've been to the year three thousand. Not much has changed but we live underwater."

I'd say that was a bit of a big change boys.
Posted by beargod, 12:04, 18th September 2003:
 
Is that what they say? damn they are dumb
Posted by Rosie, 12:08, 18th September 2003:
 
LOL!!
Posted by Pauly, 12:23, 18th September 2003:
 
"Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!"
Posted by beargod, 12:34, 18th September 2003:
 
NO Pauly you cannot say that Bender used those exact same lyrics in the song he wrote on the tour he did with Beck
Posted by Pauly, 13:38, 18th September 2003:
 
No, he said "Put" not "Wave" so I'm safe :o)

That episode was called "Bendin' In The Wind" and was one of the best episodes of season 3.

I love Futurama :oD
Posted by Pauly, 13:38, 18th September 2003:
 
(And it wasn't a tour, it was a fund-raising concert.)

Cylon and Garfunkel (mp3 link) was one of the funniest things ever!
Posted by tommorris, 13:40, 18th September 2003:
 
Okay, I think I've found the worst...
"Uh oh we're in trouble something's come along
and it's burst our bubble yeah yeah
uh oh we're in trouble gotta get home quick
march on the double
we've been out all night
nd we haven't been home we're walking through
the back streets all alone
the party was great yeah we were really thrilled
and when we get in we're gonna get killed
we couldn't get a cab 'cause we ain't got to money
we missed the last train bus but the night bus
never come we're eight miles from home
and it's starting to

Uh oh we're in trouble something's come along
and it's burst our bubble
yeah yeah uh oh we're in trouble book us a ticket
on the next space shuttle yeah yeah trouble
we tried to steal a car but we soon realised
we got down the road none of us could drive
a police car came along and they took us for a ride
and when we get home we're gonna get gonna get fried
uh oh we're in trouble yeah yeah uh oh we're in trouble
uh oh we're in trouble something's came along
and it's burst our bubble yeah yeah
oh oh we're in trouble book us a ticket
on the next space shuttle"

Yes, it's Shampoo with their gut-wrenching "Trouble".
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:42, 18th September 2003:
 
No way no way, Mah-nama-nah.
Posted by beargod, 14:15, 18th September 2003:
 
Oh ok I will forgive you Pauly

He wrote it on the tour and song it on the bendaid so Neeeegh
Posted by cal, 14:51, 18th September 2003:
 
shampoo rule(d)!
Posted by plindoe, 14:51, 18th September 2003:
 
I'll tell you what I want what I really really want...

*thud*
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:54, 18th September 2003:
 
Ohhh! (edit)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:27, 18th September 2003:
 
I've had
"hats for clowns, la la laaa la la"

going round my head for days aaaaargh
Posted by reitsma, 00:00, 19th September 2003:
 
holdmeinyourarmsdontletmegoiwanttostayforeverclosereachday....
Posted by tommorris, 08:37, 19th September 2003:
 
Anything by TaTu. Like anyone cares about their music.
Posted by earthworm, 08:42, 19th September 2003:
 
how about that "Loving you is easy cause your beautiful.... doo do doo do do dooo...(Grab your pods really hard here and sing really load and high)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Posted by friday, 09:13, 19th September 2003:
 
I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give u the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I've got 20 acres
And you've got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key

ooh r, and shes a fine looker 'n all
Posted by tommorris, 09:20, 19th September 2003:
 
For ten points...
Who needs a combine harvester when it can be outrun by the Grim Reaper?
Posted by plindoe, 10:25, 19th September 2003:
 
Rosie you been watchin the old weebl, quality stuff!
Posted by beargod, 10:27, 19th September 2003:
 
I like the Badger badger Mushroom mushroom one
Posted by beargod, 10:29, 19th September 2003:
 
Damn it they save the piccis odd there www.reallifecomics.com/daily.php?strip_i...
Posted by Pauly, 12:20, 19th September 2003:
 
SNAKE! SNAKE!