Discussion » Most Likely "girl" To Actually Be A Middle Aged Man In A String Vest On This Site.

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:51, 18th September 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Rosie
  • Friday
  • Jeff
  • Ana
  • Redmaiden
  • November Eccentrica
  • Miki
I KNOW I've forgotten some people, I'm sure. Darn, this was a silly idea.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:54, 18th September 2003:
 
Jesus, what possessed you to do this. it reminds me of that Greek myth about the bloke who had to pick which goddess was most beautiful. it didn't work out well for that bloke.
Posted by beargod, 12:54, 18th September 2003:
 
Frnkie :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:55, 18th September 2003:
 
if only you had put in an apathy vote. i want to see how the votings going but i'm too scared to vote.
Posted by beargod, 12:55, 18th September 2003:
 
ahh but no-one can work out who voted who on this vic so hurry up and vote rosie :)
Posted by Miki, 12:56, 18th September 2003:
 
LOL @ your new name for nov !
Posted by Miki, 12:57, 18th September 2003:
 
vote for me Vic, I wont take horrible revenge, I promise :D:D
Posted by beargod, 12:59, 18th September 2003:
 
She will only beat you till you are dead
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:05, 18th September 2003:
 
ok, vote cast. not telling who, but its based on a conversation Sul and i once had.
Posted by jlittle, 13:07, 18th September 2003:
 
I know who you voted for Vic, you dog.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:11, 18th September 2003:
 
*whistles*
Posted by friday, 14:11, 18th September 2003:
 
*breaks wind*
Posted by friday, 14:12, 18th September 2003:
 
oops, more tea vicar?
Posted by gobbo, 14:22, 18th September 2003:
 
Well i can tell you Miki is definately a girl ;)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:48, 18th September 2003:
 
Hehehe.. there's nothing I like better than stirring.

Unless I'm cooking pasta.
Posted by RUSS, 14:57, 18th September 2003:
 
stirring what?

porridge?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:33, 18th September 2003:
 
Yes, RUSS, porridge.
Posted by friday, 15:45, 18th September 2003:
 
you said pasta
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:52, 18th September 2003:
 
no, he likes stirring UNLESS he's cooking pasta. this implies two separate activities.
Posted by RUSS, 15:52, 18th September 2003:
 
you're sick doc even i would refuse to do that.
Posted by friday, 16:03, 18th September 2003:
 
duh - end of day, im tired
Posted by Pauly, 16:36, 18th September 2003:
 
Most likely would be Rosie, I think, because of the large amount of dirty comments :o)

However, I doubt it.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:21, 18th September 2003:
 
Miki is definately a girl and would someone please (Chay/Gobbo/Miki) please tell them I'm a girly
Posted by chris, 18:49, 18th September 2003:
 
Reddy is a girl... as for the rest of em... i dunno
Posted by beargod, 08:49, 19th September 2003:
 
Fine red forget about me and chris meeting you :P

I even took you home from leeds
Posted by cruelemort, 09:11, 19th September 2003:
 
I agree with pauly, definately rosie with all those comments ;)

Love ya rosie!
Posted by Rosie, 09:13, 19th September 2003:
 
WTF?

This poll is so f*cking cheeky!

I'm a girl!

Do you think I'm a bloke Vic?

:*(

I AM A WOMAN!
Posted by Rosie, 09:14, 19th September 2003:
 
Why does everyone think I'm a bloke?

:(

Right -I am calling sul to sort this out....
Posted by cruelemort, 09:16, 19th September 2003:
 
It's alright rosie we all know you are a woman its only messing about :)
Posted by tommorris, 09:16, 19th September 2003:
 
"I AM A WOMAN!"
You keep telling yourself that, and Santa Claus may make it come true. ;)
Posted by Rosie, 09:18, 19th September 2003:
 
Oi!

:(

I calling sul to prove to you I'm a girl.


I can't believe you think I'm a scummy bloke...

:(
Posted by cruelemort, 09:20, 19th September 2003:
 
*Looks down at string vest*

Who you calling scummy?
Posted by friday, 09:21, 19th September 2003:
 
he he!
Posted by tommorris, 09:21, 19th September 2003:
 
Nothing wrong with string vests, apparently.
Posted by beargod, 09:23, 19th September 2003:
 
Rosie you gonna show sul your monkey over the phone? :)
Posted by Rosie, 09:26, 19th September 2003:
 
No - I'm going talk to him and then he can tell you all that I'm not a geezer.

And neither is Nov. I seen photos of her.

;P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:30, 19th September 2003:
 
Relax Rosie, i have been outside your bedroom window every night for the last six weeks with my NVG's. I can confirm that Rosie is indeed 'All Woman'
Posted by Rosie, 09:31, 19th September 2003:
 
:O
Posted by beargod, 09:32, 19th September 2003:
 
Yeah thanks for those vids vic, Did you get the cheque?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:33, 19th September 2003:
 
no you turd, you keep telling me 'its in the post'
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:34, 19th September 2003:
 
and plindoe owes me twenty quid as well.
Posted by cruelemort, 09:35, 19th September 2003:
 
Ooh can i get a copy vic?
Posted by Rosie, 09:37, 19th September 2003:
 
Who voted for me? Who thinks I'm a man? Own up!

*i voted for myself - but that doesn't count!*
Posted by cruelemort, 09:40, 19th September 2003:
 
*coughs and looks down at feet in an embarassed kind of way*

things can be changed if i recieve the video though!
Posted by beargod, 09:41, 19th September 2003:
 
I voted jeff seeing as she does not seem to join us anymore, in that form anyway
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:59, 19th September 2003:
 
CM - I'll send it to cal and ask if he'll host it.

Rosie - i voted for you as a protest vote against this poll. i didn't think you'd mind.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:00, 19th September 2003:
 
Twice.
Posted by cruelemort, 10:04, 19th September 2003:
 
Cheers vic :)
Posted by Rosie, 10:05, 19th September 2003:
 
>:(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:09, 19th September 2003:
 
hang on, why am i taking the blame for this. shouldn't fingers be pointed at simon&garth's Uncle?
Posted by Rosie, 10:10, 19th September 2003:
 
You voted for me 2 times!
Posted by beargod, 10:13, 19th September 2003:
 
Dude, I think she got you there
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:13, 19th September 2003:
 
only as a protest vote!

hang on, i know how to make this better.
Posted by Rosie, 10:14, 19th September 2003:
 
I shall be calling you later also vic, so you know for sure that I'm a girl.

;P
Posted by Rosie, 10:14, 19th September 2003:
 
uh oh - I feel a song comin on !
Posted by cruelemort, 10:20, 19th September 2003:
 
Hey!! You gotta prove to me you are a girl as well ;)

Hehe
Posted by Rosie, 10:29, 19th September 2003:
 
ummm. you doubting thomas cm.
Posted by beargod, 10:39, 19th September 2003:
 
What does doubting thomas mean anyway, was the first person ever to doubt called thomas?
Posted by Rosie, 10:41, 19th September 2003:
 
Thomas doubted Jesus.
Posted by cruelemort, 10:45, 19th September 2003:
 
Where did thomas come from? The only way that makes sense is if vic's real name is thomas...
Posted by beargod, 10:46, 19th September 2003:
 
Why did he have a name like Thomas in the Mid East in those days? and did not alot of people doubt Jesus?
Posted by cruelemort, 10:46, 19th September 2003:
 
The only other way you have said thomas was thomas tank :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:49, 19th September 2003:
 
Hang on, it would only make sense if i doubted Jesus? what the hell does that mean?
Posted by Rosie, 11:49, 19th September 2003:
 
Right - I just tried to call sul but he wasn't answering.

I hope you lot don't really think I'm a man...
Posted by Sul, 11:51, 19th September 2003:
 
That was you? Oh try again. I dont answer to Private numbers as they have a habit of being people asking where their money is.
Posted by Sul, 11:56, 19th September 2003:
 
Right, Rosie is indeed a laydee. She has a lovely voice and fabulous telephone manner.
Posted by Rosie, 11:58, 19th September 2003:
 
Yeah! Horray!

I spoke to Sul! It was very odd!

*gorgeous voice though* ;)
Posted by cruelemort, 12:01, 19th September 2003:
 
Vic i didnt read the "Thomas doubted jesus" bit until after i had written my message, i thought she meant, she is gonna prove to you she is a woman, and she only has to prove to me if i doubt what you say after she has proved to you.


But then...i am a bit stupid sometimes so am probably completely wrong.
Posted by Rosie, 12:07, 19th September 2003:
 
Doubting Thomas is just something you say!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:12, 19th September 2003:
 
Go on then Rosie, prove to me. a jpeg of your puppies should do the trick.
Posted by Rosie, 12:15, 19th September 2003:
 
:O

How Rude!

;)
Posted by Rosie, 12:38, 19th September 2003:
 
I can't post a photo of my jugs. Shall i call you this afternoon? Will you be convinced then?
Posted by Sul, 12:41, 19th September 2003:
 
[edit] Retraction of really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really shit joke about Rosie's pussy.
Posted by Rosie, 12:42, 19th September 2003:
 
:/
Posted by beargod, 12:43, 19th September 2003:
 
Why can you not post a photo of your tits, rosie?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:45, 19th September 2003:
 
ok, but i'm disappointed about the lack of puppies though, you could send it straight to me, i wouldn't show it to any of these animals. Honest.

*crosses fingers*
Posted by Rosie, 12:53, 19th September 2003:
 
ummm.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:53, 19th September 2003:
 
Oh come on! If you can't cast aspersions about the gender of people on this board, what's the internet all about.

I know I'm a compulsive liar... how about you guys?
Posted by beargod, 13:00, 19th September 2003:
 
I am the doc in disguise but do not tell him cos he does not know yet
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:13, 19th September 2003:
 
thats some fucking disguise BTW.
Posted by beargod, 13:49, 19th September 2003:
 
cheers, I try my best :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:14, 19th September 2003:
 
you must be a De Niro style method disguiser.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:36, 19th September 2003:
 
Yesh, it's a cunning trick. I hide my identity by posing as Beergoad. And no-one's ever suspected me...
Posted by beargod, 14:38, 19th September 2003:
 
You are very good Moc
Posted by Rosie, 14:46, 19th September 2003:
 
Ha!

Why did you edit your joke sul?

i have taken photos of my kitten and will post them when i get them done at the wkend.

:D
Posted by Sul, 14:57, 19th September 2003:
 
I chose to edit it because it was very poor and your sister may have found it shit compared to my other, rather high quality, jokes. :)
Posted by Rosie, 15:03, 19th September 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by cal, 15:28, 19th September 2003:
 
why didn't you phone me then?
Posted by Rosie, 15:31, 19th September 2003:
 
I'd be too scared to phone you cal.
Posted by friday, 15:46, 19th September 2003:
 
id phone u if my phone was working

(sorry that was a BG comment)
Posted by eminem, 15:47, 19th September 2003:
 
why, you too fond of victor?
Posted by eminem, 15:48, 19th September 2003:
 
hey friday what kind of phone do you have?
Posted by friday, 15:50, 19th September 2003:
 
thats a funny question, Ive got one that doesnt work, know the kind?
Posted by eminem, 15:52, 19th September 2003:
 
well there are quite a few, but that wasn't the point. the point was WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE?
Posted by eminem, 15:53, 19th September 2003:
 
hey rosie where do you live?
Posted by beargod, 15:55, 19th September 2003:
 

friday, 15:46 19 September 2003 :
id phone u if my phone was working

(sorry that was a BG comment)


I don't get it :)
Posted by eminem, 15:57, 19th September 2003:
 
hey beargod, want another argument? not on cheesecake though.
Posted by friday, 15:57, 19th September 2003:
 
sorry BG it was one of those stupid comments that wasnt worth posting (other than to increase the post count) :-)
Posted by beargod, 15:58, 19th September 2003:
 
Marzipan? I really like marzipan
Posted by Rosie, 15:58, 19th September 2003:
 
Am I really going to tell you where I live eminem?
Posted by beargod, 15:58, 19th September 2003:
 
You saying I spam Friday? :P
Posted by eminem, 16:00, 19th September 2003:
 
hey rosie, why not?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:00, 19th September 2003:
 
There are laws against it. Stalking, etc.
Posted by friday, 16:01, 19th September 2003:
 
which 2 people voted for me being a man?

im a girl
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:02, 19th September 2003:
 
Of course you are! Just keep on believing and you dream will come true one day!!! ;)
Posted by friday, 16:02, 19th September 2003:
 
BG - do you spam?

AP - hello!
Posted by eminem, 16:02, 19th September 2003:
 
well friday, i voted for you being a man because you certainly sound like one
Posted by eminem, 16:03, 19th September 2003:
 
oh man, please. i want to see what she really looks like. how can i trust the photo of her? I mean, look at friday, she looks like lara croft from the new movie.
Posted by friday, 16:04, 19th September 2003:
 
actually im not a girl im a WOMAN and very proud of it too!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:04, 19th September 2003:
 
Hi Friday!!!!

Or:

Hi
Fri
Day.

(thalidomide haiku)



"single to hell please!"
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:05, 19th September 2003:
 
"I mean, look at friday, she looks like lara croft from the new movie."

*WHOOOOOOOSH*
Posted by beargod, 16:05, 19th September 2003:
 
Everyone either is a girl or fancies a girl unless of course you are MJ or GG
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:07, 19th September 2003:
 
GG? The herpes-riddled (allegedly) stuttering Pop Idol??
Posted by eminem, 16:08, 19th September 2003:
 
ok so mj tried to fuck kids to bring peace on EARTH.
Posted by beargod, 16:08, 19th September 2003:
 
Has Gary litter Herpes? I don't think I wanted to know that
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:08, 19th September 2003:
 
"Everyone either is a girl or fancies a girl unless of course you are MJ or GG"

You're forgetting the entire gay community and two thirds of Catholic priests, BG.

(allegedly on the priests matter)


Oh.... you mean people on *here*!
Posted by friday, 16:08, 19th September 2003:
 
Aha, so BG is a WOMAN
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:08, 19th September 2003:
 
I meant Mr. Gates, you silly boy.
Posted by beargod, 16:09, 19th September 2003:
 
I only forgetting most of the gay community some have turned themselves into girls, also there are gay girlies
Posted by friday, 16:10, 19th September 2003:
 
oopps, I feel new theme coming on

do ya wanna be in my gang my gang my gang etc
Posted by eminem, 16:11, 19th September 2003:
 
hey arsepuppy, what else do you do except sit in front of your computer?
Posted by beargod, 16:11, 19th September 2003:
 
Oh sorry, yes probably AP

Aha, so BG is a WOMAN


I can be whatever you want me to be friday :)
Posted by eminem, 16:13, 19th September 2003:
 
gay girlies, mmmmmh i am going to start a discussion on that.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:14, 19th September 2003:
 
"hey arsepuppy, what else do you do except sit in front of your computer?"

Huh??
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:14, 19th September 2003:
 
Oh dear........
Posted by beargod, 16:15, 19th September 2003:
 
I think he is enquiring about you and the sheep ap :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:16, 19th September 2003:
 
Cletus! Momma wants her Head 'Splosion Tonic!!
Posted by beargod, 16:18, 19th September 2003:
 
Sorry that was a little racist from me

:D
Posted by friday, 16:22, 19th September 2003:
 
Sheep?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 18:24, 19th September 2003:
 
Like I said, deary deary me.

Actually, I don't think I said that.

Deary deary me.