Discussion » Twins!

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:57, 18th September 2003:
 
Hey, my sister just had two kids! They're twins, and she's called them Garth and Simon!
Posted by Sul, 14:58, 18th September 2003:
 
you originally said brother :/
Posted by beargod, 14:59, 18th September 2003:
 
Your sister named her son after me? :)
Posted by Pauly, 15:04, 18th September 2003:
 
LMAO - You're Simon and Garth's Uncle :oD
Posted by Sul, 15:28, 18th September 2003:
 
Doh! Didnt see the joke there.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:30, 18th September 2003:
 
Ahhh, wicked! Was leading up to that one!
Posted by cal, 15:42, 18th September 2003:
 
someone explain the joke to me?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 18th September 2003:
 
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

That fucking rules!


(Simon and GarthUncle) cal.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:22, 18th September 2003:
 
= Simon and Garfunkle

ho ho ho
Posted by reitsma, 23:46, 18th September 2003:
 
*thud*
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 23:55, 18th September 2003:
 
Cuh! I don't entirely know what thud means, but Cuh!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:53, 19th September 2003:
 
Don't listen to him Doc! That joke was aces and thus was not for *thud*ding.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:54, 19th September 2003:
 
BEST JOKE EVER! (even better than the Picasso/Queen one)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:38, 19th September 2003:
 
Cheers lad!
Posted by Pauly, 17:09, 19th September 2003:
 
Is it not true then?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 30th January 2004:
 
Oh, sorry. Alas no. I wish. She's 13. No kids yet.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 30th January 2004:
 
When I say "I wish", I mean, I wish I was actually Simon and Garth's uncle. But alas no.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 30th January 2004:
 
Not, I wish my teenage sister had two kids.
Posted by Meatwood Flack, 13th October 2008:
 
Q. Which spy novelist suffered constantly from a nasty cough and cold?

A. Ian Phlegm-ing!!
Posted by Redmaiden, 13th October 2008:
 
Garth Merengue?