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Posted by November Eclectica, 18:01, 22nd September 2003:
 


What do you all think about this one?
Posted by beargod, 18:02, 22nd September 2003:
 
You look very gothic like :)
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:03, 22nd September 2003:
 
hehehehe. yep. I am a goth babe.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:06, 22nd September 2003:
 
Crikey!
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:08, 22nd September 2003:
 
I take it that you liked it then Vic.
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:09, 22nd September 2003:
 
There are more naughtier ones, but I will not post them here.
Posted by beargod, 18:28, 22nd September 2003:
 
just link to them then :)
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:31, 22nd September 2003:
 
Nope, the last time I did that people made fun of me. They are not for public viewing or to be saved in personal files. All the pictures are copyrighted by the photographer.
Posted by jeffld, 18:54, 22nd September 2003:
 
kinda looks like Shania Twain in that pic.

I Love the way Shania looks. Her music isn't bad either.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:13, 22nd September 2003:
 
:( *wants naughtier pics*
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:16, 22nd September 2003:
 
Why do you want them?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:27, 22nd September 2003:
 
artistic reasons, of course.
Posted by chandler, 19:47, 22nd September 2003:
 
ok
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:50, 22nd September 2003:
 
Chandler ... I can't believe you. Take it down please!
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:53, 22nd September 2003:
 
Thank you
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:23, 22nd September 2003:
 
dammit, i take it i missed the fun there.
Posted by chandler, 21:19, 22nd September 2003:
 
fun? nooo, there's nothing to see here, move along :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:58, 22nd September 2003:
 
chay grrr
Posted by chandler, 22:19, 22nd September 2003:
 
reddy - ribbit
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:22, 22nd September 2003:
 
*snort*
Posted by November Eclectica, 01:41, 23rd September 2003:
 
get him reddy - bad boy!
Posted by cal, 08:15, 23rd September 2003:
 
nice pictures desi :)
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:18, 23rd September 2003:
 
Thank you Cal.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:33, 24th September 2003:
 
So Nov, what made you take up pornography?
Posted by chandler, 19:32, 24th September 2003:
 
LMAO!
Posted by November Eclectica, 02:24, 27th September 2003:
 
Cause it pays good reddy. *evil grin*
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:06, 28th September 2003:
 
How much do you get paid for getting minge out these days?
Posted by chandler, 02:45, 29th September 2003:
 
Depends how much your clients have in their wallets.
though if they are poor you can always wait till they are asleep and then steal their TV and VCR

(there speaks the voice of experience)
Posted by November Eclectica, 05:55, 29th September 2003:
 
It was meant as a joke reddy. I do modeling from time to time for a good friend of mine who is a photographer. We do mostly clothed, but wanted to try something different. The pictures I took are called artistic nude and they are not pornographic, but more on the Erotic side. I needed a good gift for my honey anyway, and he loved the pictures. I also model for other photographers for 150 an hour, but do not take nude photos with them. You can make good money but you have to be picky with who you work with.
Posted by friday, 07:38, 29th September 2003:
 
Nov, I have also (dare I tell anyone here) done some photos, artistic nude style. I enjoyed doing them and the results were fantastic. So, I think I know what you mean.
Posted by cal, 08:23, 29th September 2003:
 
need i say it?


"post a link"


oh look, i did say it ;)
Posted by jlittle, 10:00, 29th September 2003:
 
We want links! :P
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:19, 29th September 2003:
 
Thank you Friday.
Posted by friday, 14:28, 29th September 2003:
 
ur welcome Nov!

*oh sigh, no link available, the said pictures are in my parents attic in Nottingham, oh dear*
Posted by Sul, 14:36, 29th September 2003:
 
Your parents have your nudey pics? Hmmmm
Posted by beargod, 14:56, 29th September 2003:
 
Who lives the nearest to Nottingham here?

And Friday why are you so scared of putting a pic up on here, and not about doing porn?
Posted by friday, 14:59, 29th September 2003:
 
packed away in my boxes!
Posted by friday, 15:00, 29th September 2003:
 
its not porn BG, ask Nov
Posted by friday, 15:07, 29th September 2003:
 
you will get some pictures next week, after my birthday party, promise
Posted by Sul, 15:09, 29th September 2003:
 
You can dress it up however you like. If you can wank over it, its porn.
Posted by chandler, 15:10, 29th September 2003:
 
it's only porn if you get your minge out for coins
If you do it for free then it's art


or something

ooh no, ive worked it out.
if it's in black and white then it's art
if it's in colour then it's porn

of course zebra and badger porn pictures can be pretty borderline
Posted by Sul, 15:11, 29th September 2003:
 
Bollocks! If you do it free you're just cheap.
Posted by chandler, 15:13, 29th September 2003:
 
ah yeah i guess you are right Sul, your definition is best
Posted by frankie, 15:14, 29th September 2003:
 
Sul, some people might wank over a picture of the Queen on the front of the Guardian (for example), does that mean that the Guardian is publishing porn?

1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material: “Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the... pornography of the era” (Morris Dickstein).
Posted by Sul, 15:17, 29th September 2003:
 
Ah I see. You're right Frankie, I shall update:

You can dress it up however you like. If I can wank over it, its porn.

Thanks BTW, Nov ;)
Posted by beargod, 15:20, 29th September 2003:
 
YAY Pictures of Friday now all we need is frnakie, where is jeff gone then :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 29th September 2003:
 
???
Posted by frankie, 15:29, 29th September 2003:
 
No one gets pictures of me unless they pay dearly for them. No free porn here no sir.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 29th September 2003:
 
Just as well, because you're a MAN.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:30, 29th September 2003:
 
:)
Posted by frankie, 15:32, 29th September 2003:
 
:D
Posted by frankie, 15:32, 29th September 2003:
 
Oh tiger you know you want me!!!111
Posted by Joel, 19:15, 14th July 2004:
 
Vic did you save those photos on disk?? if you email them to me i will send you more porno!
Posted by Saltation, 19:57, 14th July 2004:
 
i swear, this just gets funnier and funnier.

no, really. i'm serious. it's hilarious
Posted by Alfie, 23:09, 14th July 2004:
 
we were funnier back then.
Posted by Brock, 23:12, 14th July 2004:
 
No you weren't.
Posted by Brock, 23:14, 14th July 2004:
 
We'll be back, Alfie, to our former glory. We just need a rest...
Posted by Saltation, 23:18, 14th July 2004:
 
yeah, it's all got a bit monotonic of late. the same people saying the same things, less variety, getting locked into rut. joel's a refreshing laugh (in small doses & in context) that could shake iamcal back up a bit
Posted by Alfie, 23:29, 14th July 2004:
 
joel's a refreshing doc isn't he? :/
Posted by Saltation, 23:36, 14th July 2004:
 
some over-egging on his last post in his first post (if you see what i mean) makes me strongly suspect an RUSE. but what the hell, it's funny either way.
Posted by Alfie, 23:47, 14th July 2004:
 
last post in his first thread?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:21, 15th July 2004:
 
It's not the doc.
Posted by Saltation, 10:33, 15th July 2004:
 
alfie: err yeah
vic: it's funny either way
Posted by su, 10:34, 15th July 2004:
 
the doc is far more subtle
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 10:55, 15th July 2004:
 
Don't look at me! I am not an RUSE!

Man, I bet John Lennon is regretting writing "Happiness is s warm gun" now...

But yeah. We used to be cool. What happened to us?
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 10:56, 15th July 2004:
 
This place has gone downhill since Beargod left.
Posted by Saltation, 11:18, 15th July 2004:
 
i always thought beargod was a typo
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 11:49, 15th July 2004:
 
What did you think they were trying to write? Beergoad?
Posted by Saltation, 16:26, 15th July 2004:
 
how else does one maintain adequate beer speed but with a goad? never go anywhere, where "anywhere" is here being used to mean "pub", without your handydandy beergoad, available from the iamcal old boy's merchandising shop for a mere 99.99.99.255