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Posted by plindoe, 13:00, 24th September 2003:
 
Pretty selfexplanatory really!
Posted by Rosie, 13:01, 24th September 2003:
 
I'm bored too.
Posted by Rosie, 13:02, 24th September 2003:
 
I've changed washing tablets and they don't agree with me. My privates are on fire.

:(
Posted by plindoe, 13:03, 24th September 2003:
 
2 o'clock lunch for me, so only an hour to go. :(
Posted by bored at work, 13:03, 24th September 2003:
 
Ouch!!!!!
Posted by plindoe, 13:03, 24th September 2003:
 
Persil for me, no burning or itching down there though!
Posted by plindoe, 13:04, 24th September 2003:
 
I would give you some advice on how to stop that, but judging by what happened last time you took my advice I dont think I should!!!
Posted by bored at work, 13:04, 24th September 2003:
 
Thats because of your silk panties to stop chaffing
Posted by Rosie, 13:06, 24th September 2003:
 
I'm going home at lunch to have a shower and try and calm it down.


Theres nothing worse than itchy flaps.

:(
Posted by plindoe, 13:08, 24th September 2003:
 
...but itching flaps is good fun!
Posted by bored at work, 13:21, 24th September 2003:
 
According to Plindoe aftershave is the best cure?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:25, 24th September 2003:
 
do you want some of my special soothing cream?
Posted by bored at work, 13:26, 24th September 2003:
 
Will that not make the problem worse?
Posted by plindoe, 13:37, 24th September 2003:
 
Is it true that when you are dispencing your 'special soothing cream' a strange look comes all over your face?

(pun intended)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:43, 24th September 2003:
 
it makes me sleepy.
Posted by Rosie, 14:01, 24th September 2003:
 
Ha! I've had a bit of a wash "down there" and its ok for the minute.
Posted by Rosie, 14:02, 24th September 2003:
 
I'm up for the special cream though if your still offering vic.....
Posted by Rosie, 14:13, 24th September 2003:
 
:(
Obviously not!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:17, 24th September 2003:
 
Sorry princess, been in a meeting.

although i did cry when you said i sound like a farmer :,(
Posted by Rosie, 14:18, 24th September 2003:
 
I meant in a nice way!

Farmers are good.

*Oh christ, someone help me out here!!*

;)
Posted by jlittle, 14:29, 24th September 2003:
 
Bit late replying, but I'm bored too ;|
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:31, 24th September 2003:
 
There's no such thing as a nice farmer. They're all a bunch of Ctnus.
Posted by bored at work, 14:31, 24th September 2003:
 
I'm that bored I want to down tools and go home. 4 more days of work to go before I finish!! It's not half dragging!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:35, 24th September 2003:
 
(pun intended)
Posted by Rosie, 14:37, 24th September 2003:
 
"They're all a bunch of Ctnus."


LOL!!!

:D

Hey - some of them are nice. What about Old Macdonald? He had a farm.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:43, 24th September 2003:
 
and promptly churned all of his animals up into nasty big macs.

Even God hates farmers, just ask the housemartins.
Posted by Rosie, 14:48, 24th September 2003:
 
Well, I kind of like farmers.

Except the ones that rear pigs.

Those farmers stink of shit.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:04, 24th September 2003:
 
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:06, 24th September 2003:
 
Fucking hell i'm shit with t'Internet.
Posted by friday, 15:16, 24th September 2003:
 
pig shit is the worst

horses hate the smell of pig shit
Posted by Rosie, 15:23, 24th September 2003:
 
hee hee!
Posted by friday, 15:28, 24th September 2003:
 
hi Rosie
Posted by Rosie, 15:29, 24th September 2003:
 
Hello friday. How are you today? Busy?
Posted by friday, 15:49, 24th September 2003:
 
hey, very busy Rosie, Im doing press releases and finding raffle prizes etc etc for my second birthday next Friday
Posted by Rosie, 15:56, 24th September 2003:
 
Sounds interesting.

Its manic here today. I'm knackered.

Hows the new puppy doing?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:57, 24th September 2003:
 
oooh puppies.
Posted by eminem, 16:39, 24th September 2003:
 
great danes rule
Posted by Uncle Moc, 16:40, 24th September 2003:
 
What about Tony Martin?
Posted by eminem, 16:40, 24th September 2003:
 
any other dog but great danes and bulldogs can suck my ass
Posted by Rosie, 16:49, 24th September 2003:
 
!

Vic meant TITS you f*cking idiot!



grrrr
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:21, 24th September 2003:
 
Poor Rosie you do seem to have alot of genital problems :-S
Posted by frankie, 19:49, 24th September 2003:
 
I wouldn't say that, I mean one happens to all ladies every month, one was self imposed (I assume you mention the shaving incident) and this is more of a washing powder related dilemma.. unless of course she has thrush (waits for all men run from this thread)..
Posted by chandler, 19:55, 24th September 2003:
 
Caniston Once

or something

Damned Adverts on TV
Posted by chandler, 19:56, 24th September 2003:
 
frankie - you are also forgetting the weeing when she laughs thing. though i believe that was found to not be a problem
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:16, 24th September 2003:
 
and the lil poos escaping her bottie :-D
Posted by frankie, 22:20, 24th September 2003:
 
He he.. Uh bladder control problems are no laughing matter, if you don't do your pelvic floor exercises then you'll be wearing Tena Lady before you can even think about saying 'nursing home'.

Chandler, I think you'll find pessaries a lot more effective than cream.

Hello and welcome to Woman's hour!!!!11!
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:37, 24th September 2003:
 
If you have a really unpleasant case of thrush then you need pessaries and cream!
I haven't tried the pills yet

I won't need tena lady as I always do my pelvic floor excercises
Posted by frankie, 09:20, 25th September 2003:
 
Pelvic floor exercises are good for other things besides bladder control :D
Posted by Sul, 09:41, 25th September 2003:
 
Does it help you pick things up off the floor when your hands are full?

Just curious how effective they are.
Posted by frankie, 09:43, 25th September 2003:
 
Yes. I cant tell you the amount of times my hands have been too full to pick up the remote control.
Posted by frankie, 09:43, 25th September 2003:
 
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