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Posted by isisinglass, 20:09, 28th September 2003:
 
Hi Cal,

Is it possible to get approval?
I don't necessarily want to post anything, I just want to get rid of all that badly spelt introduction nonsense.

Cheers in advance,

isisinglass

Wait don't tell me some-body already used this one..ageism is so far from plagiarism..I can only count on the bodies of some understanding this and resisting the urge to cheap shot moi into kingdom come...or so say we.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:08, 28th September 2003:
 
I'm certainly not helping with your jurking.
Posted by isisinglass, 22:10, 28th September 2003:
 
That's a good thing...and so kind too.

Thank you Mr. Menendez.
Posted by friday, 08:16, 29th September 2003:
 
count me out too
Posted by cal, 08:24, 29th September 2003:
 
i'm undecided about this one - sounds a bit like a spammer. what do the regulars think?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:40, 29th September 2003:
 
I think you should let him in Big C. you can always kick his ass out later if he's a radical MJer in disguise.
Posted by Sul, 09:52, 29th September 2003:
 
I concur
Posted by cal, 10:06, 29th September 2003:
 
ok, approved
Posted by chandler, 10:55, 29th September 2003:
 
(i predict some ruing of the day you approved him, at some later date)
though i would be pleased to be wrong
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:17, 29th September 2003:
 
Will you help him with his jurking chay?
Posted by chandler, 12:23, 29th September 2003:
 
i'd love to
Posted by chandler, 12:24, 29th September 2003:
 
but im out of practice
Posted by beargod, 12:29, 29th September 2003:
 
what is this jurking?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:32, 29th September 2003:
 
BEARGOD EMERGES FROM THE ICE!! PROTECT THE VILLAGE!!
Posted by beargod, 12:34, 29th September 2003:
 
Maybe I merged from the ice within the village and gave no warning to the village, what would happen then?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:37, 29th September 2003:
 
The gates of Valhalla will open and Odin will kick your sorry ass :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:37, 29th September 2003:
 
Or something.
Posted by beargod, 12:48, 29th September 2003:
 
That just would not be nice would it?
OK so say if I emerged from the ice 2 miles from the village and made my way through the sewer system and emerged in the middle of the village with no warning for the village and the gates to valhalla did not open, what would I do? Organise an Iamcal party within the local public house? lay on my front and use the village people to walk over me and massarge my back? Look through windows being the biggest pervert and catching michael jackson putting sprem in anas, then getting really angry ripping off hits testicles, and jangle him over a 100 foot cliff infront of say twenty people of the press?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:52, 29th September 2003:
 
"massarge"

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:55, 29th September 2003:
 
"hits testicles"

"jangle"


otherwise, thats the best typed response i've seen from the lord of bears.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 29th September 2003:
 
hang on, how can you possibly hit 't' when typing his?

and 'J' and 'D' aren't exactly close either.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:56, 29th September 2003:
 
surely he spelt "testicles" correctly?!?!?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:57, 29th September 2003:
 
oh, "his"(!)

(Sorry)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:58, 29th September 2003:
 
"Sorry sir, your fingers are too fat. Please mash the buttons with you palm"

Paraphrased, obv.
Posted by beargod, 12:59, 29th September 2003:
 
I think I do need to do that.

What is wrong with jangle?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:00, 29th September 2003:
 
"Jangle" is a noise-describing onomatapeia (sp?) word thingy, not a word for hanging. You want "dangling" for that.
Posted by beargod, 13:02, 29th September 2003:
 
ok sorry, I got them mixed up :P
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:03, 29th September 2003:
 
To add to my point, remember the famous "Big Breakfast" exchange between The Vaughan and The Brook:

JV: I love the word "onomatapeia"
KB: I like words that sound like what they are, like "woof" and that.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:05, 29th September 2003:
 
That was either an incredible example of extreme stupidity going bizarrely full circle to become razor sharp wit or just a well scripted exchange.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:06, 29th September 2003:
 
thats nice, especially if johnnys next words were "shut up and get your kit off"
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:07, 29th September 2003:
 
Especially if the generously-norked one obliged too. That would rock.
Posted by beargod, 13:16, 29th September 2003:
 
it would indeed
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:18, 29th September 2003:
 



Thanks Kelly.