Hot off the press:
> Those Premiership players in the gang-grape story are Newcastle: Bramble,
> Dyer, Bellamy, Ameobi, Bernard, Ambrose and Jenas. The other player,
> with whom she consented, is Carlton Cole (Chelsea).
(allegedly)
thats not my spelling mistake before you start.
Posted by
chandler, 14:13, 30th September 2003:
gang-grape
well that doesnt seem so bad if they were just sitting around together eating fruit
Posted by
Rosie, 14:14, 30th September 2003:
i guessed a chelsea player would have something to do with it.
i was surprised, duty rumor around here was that it was Ashley Cole.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:34, 30th September 2003:
And there was me thinking that Clayton Blackmore and Neil Webb were in trouble....
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:37, 30th September 2003:
That Lawrie Sanchez seems a bit dodgy though.
Naturally i can't disclose my sources. (otherwise you would all laugh at me)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:54, 30th September 2003:
Could've been Lorraine Kelly or something, that'd be worse. Female Littlejohn, she is.
Posted by
Sul, 14:58, 30th September 2003:
To be fair its not too difficult to work out. Half the tabloids had the silohettes (sp?) in them. 'Cause if we cant work out what the bird looks like from one we wont work out household name footballers. Oh no :/
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:59, 30th September 2003:
Your source, that is, not the rapist. That'd be too odd.
That would be odd. although i wouldn't put it past her.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 15:12, 30th September 2003:
Yeah, damn fleshy-minged Scottish right-wing hack.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 15:21, 30th September 2003:
I saw the pictures of her. Fanny like two rabbits in a headbutting competition.
Posted by
Sul, 16:25, 30th September 2003:
An email just sent to me:
On ITV News they said it was West Ham players.
This is clearly unfeasible; can you really imagine 7 West Ham players scoring?
Posted by
jlittle, 07:18, 1st October 2003:
cal - can I point out that one messageboard has already been shut down because of libal - might be worth deleting this thread.
Posted by
Sul, 08:00, 1st October 2003:
Rivals took itself down because its run by a bunch of pussies (more libel?). I think Cal has made the point of not giving too much of a fuck about libel by letting us tell everyone that Michael Jackson fucks kids, every other post.
Yeah we're rebels fighting for free speech on company time. We're nails.
Posted by
plindoe, 08:31, 1st October 2003:
Yeah and I drank when I wasnt old enough, so there, I am well hard and so are all my mates!
pfft!
Posted by
jlittle, 08:49, 1st October 2003:
Fair enough - only difference between this and the Jackson thing is this is a new story, and once google spiders in, you may find more people hitting the site and finding the allegations.
and when we get worried, we tend to punctuate sentances with 'alledgedly'
Posted by
RUSS, 12:37, 1st October 2003:
i dont reckon it was carlton cole.. he had a game on sunday, he is playing for charlton at the moment
yes, owned by Chelsea, plays for Charlton, can't imagine why he'd be in the capital.
(Hi RUSS!)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 15:44, 1st October 2003:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3154184.stm
I think you should delete those names, Vic.
Nonsense, more gossip is needed:
'Rumour has it that the players involved are Carlton Cole (who's the one
from the other club)
and Dyer, Jenas, Bramble, Bellamy.....+ 3 others though details are a bit
sketchy at the moment, prob not woodgate and Bowyer though!)
Basically Cole is staying at the Grosvenor being put up by the
Charlton while his loan/move is all sorted out. He goes out and pulls
this bird in question and takes her back to do the He gets a call off some
of his old england U21 mates who are out on the p!ss after there match at
Arsenal. So he takes
this bird off to a club and meets half the newcastle team who then all go
back to the
Mariott where Newcastle are staying and proceed to go bananas in the hotel
bar with Dyer screwing up ?20 notes and throwing them at the bar staff:
"here, Double ya wages!!"
At this point Bellamy suggests that the bird puts on a bit of a show for the
lads...
And Cole is rumoured to have suggested she give him a BJ while dyer
and bramble man the other end!
eventually they get a bit bored and go back to one of the rooms where
they clear out the mini bar and whatever is alledged takes place.
To temper this a bit though, my mate also said he's heard that the
chick actually had breakfast with them the next morning in the hotel before
going to the Sun and THEN the police which is always gonna set alarm bells
ringing.
Apparently she's already signed up exclusive rights with the SUN and
you'll probably she the full spread in the News of the world on
Sunday....'