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Posted by friday, 11:25, 6th October 2003:
 
Posted by friday, 11:27, 6th October 2003:
 
whoops, hang on
Posted by friday, 11:28, 6th October 2003:
 
there
Posted by friday, 11:41, 6th October 2003:
 
From a joke email "Michael Jackson has just commissioned his plastic surgeon to do just one more operation. His request to the surgeon was to do anything to keep people from staring at his nose. The doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution. Upon the viewing after the bandages were removed, all agreed that the doctor was very creative and the operation was a huge success. Nobody will look at his nose again."

probably, because I live in Africa, I have received this joke later than others.....
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:43, 6th October 2003:
 
I like that.

although i was hoping this would be a thread about Mark Morrison.
Posted by friday, 13:03, 6th October 2003:
 
never heard of him!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:09, 6th October 2003:
 
You've never heard of The Mack?

were you born on the sun?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:15, 6th October 2003:
 


Oh Mah Gawd!
Posted by friday, 13:18, 6th October 2003:
 
not born on the sun, just out of touch (obviously) that happens (apparantly) when you live in the jungle
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:22, 6th October 2003:
 
To be fair, i haven't heard anything about him for a good few years now.
Posted by Sul, 13:30, 6th October 2003:
 
Jungle life eh? I suppose you're far away from nowhere. On your own like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek you play along while rushing cross the forest, monkey business on a sunny afternoon.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:35, 6th October 2003:
 
Mark Morrison is scared of the dark - FACT. He used to cry every night when he was at Leicester nick. My g/f's dad was a prison officer there and was on The Mack's wing.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:43, 6th October 2003:
 
I've told this one before, haven't I?? :(
Posted by friday, 13:43, 6th October 2003:
 
Tarzan Boy? More like Jane mate...
Posted by Sul, 13:47, 6th October 2003:
 
Friday: Its a song by Baltimora. I was trying to be funny. :/
AP: Its still a good story though mate. Well done. :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:55, 6th October 2003:
 
I got it sul.

(just wasn't very funny) Are you in work?
Posted by Sul, 14:22, 6th October 2003:
 
Not in work, I got a day off. Why?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:29, 6th October 2003:
 
Stand by for Text-style communication!
Posted by Sul, 14:30, 6th October 2003:
 
Erm ok :/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:32, 6th October 2003:
 
Don't be alarmed, its quite painless.
Posted by friday, 14:51, 6th October 2003:
 
Sorry Sul, didnt get it at all

I was also trying to be funny BTW