Discussion » Amusing Train Related Incidents

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:07, 8th October 2003:
 
Extracts from Noteworthy incident register.


ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOUR - MAJOR DELAY
Southbound train 207 delayed reversing in the platform (UP)
due to a person found asleep in car 4543, he was under the
under the influence of alcohol. Despite numerous attempts to
wake the person up but were not succesfull. BTP were requested
to attend and upon arrival removed drunken person from the
train.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:08, 8th October 2003:
 
UNATTENDED / LOST PROPERTY - MAJOR DELAY
Station closed and trains non-stopped after unattended bag
found behind the glass barrier at the bottom of escalator 23.
Bomb squad attended and removed the bag, which was found to
contain sandwiches and biscuits.
Posted by Sul, 15:10, 8th October 2003:
 
Errr.... what date was the first one?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:12, 8th October 2003:
 
PERSON (S) INJURED - MAJOR DELAY
Old Street closed at 06.05 due to the Station Supervisor
bumping his head and requiring a hospital visit for a check
up. Open at 06.50.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:15, 8th October 2003:
 
:)

It wasn't you, don't worry.
Posted by Sul, 15:20, 8th October 2003:
 
I was going to say. Anytime I've been carted away by the BTP I'm more than amiable. Antisocial my arse.

Ive never really been carted away by them but I have woken up drunk on a train in a train depot. :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:22, 8th October 2003:
 
This was Harrow and Wealdstone though, cant see you going up there.
Posted by Sul, 15:30, 8th October 2003:
 
nah probably not
Posted by Sul, 15:35, 8th October 2003:
 
Well todays postings been a little faster than recent times.
Posted by Rosie, 15:58, 8th October 2003:
 
My day is getting worse and worse..

At lunchtime some bell-end bashed into my car and then drove off. The left hand side of my car is all dented and scrathed. F*cking W*nker.

Then someone has just said that I looked like crystal tips.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:58, 8th October 2003:
 
:0
Posted by Rosie, 15:59, 8th October 2003:
 
?
Posted by friday, 15:59, 8th October 2003:
 
STRANGE NOISE FROM THE TOILET - MAJOR CURIOSITY
Westbound train 529 reported strange noise coming from
toilet inbetween carriages 6 & 7 due to 2 people (male &
female) who were seen coming out of the carriage before
station arrival. The latter was seen putting trousers
back on and the former rushing out of said toilet with
grin on face. Despite attempts to ascertain exactly what
happened, it was deemed safer to do basic arithmetic in
the knowledge that 2+2=4. Said persons got off train.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:00, 8th October 2003:
 
Its ok rosie, i was posting to Sul's message.
Posted by Rosie, 16:01, 8th October 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Sul, 16:01, 8th October 2003:
 
I have another amusing train story. While going home on packed train last Friday I was witness to a fight between a black lady - standing, and a white lady - sitting. I didnt catch what kicked it off but when the lady standing tried to climb over 5 people to lamp the other one I started to pay attention. Apparently the white lady had verbally assaulted the black lady with racial abuse. Anyway the black lady had friends that dragged her back and she was giving it all the "Well if you want a fight blah blah get off the train now". Well the black lady got off with all her mates at her stop. Just as the train doors were about to close the white lady jumped up and got off. This stop being hers too. Unfortunatley the other lady hadnt walked away, still being calmed down by her buddys. The train pulled away as the cat fight begun with all the other passengers pressing their face against the windows watching as much as they could of it.

Not that funny actually.
Posted by Sul, 16:08, 8th October 2003:
 
And then there were to two 11/12 year old kids who sparked up a joint on the train as it was coming into my stop last night.

Then a car exploded a few yards from me as I was walking home from the train station.

I live in a great area
Posted by jlittle, 10:27, 9th October 2003:
 
I thought it was the rules that kids are meant to Spark up on trains?