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Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:39, 22nd October 2003:
 
Posted by Sul, 10:43, 22nd October 2003:
 
heheheee :D
Posted by Rosie, 10:51, 22nd October 2003:
 
hahahaa :D
Posted by beargod, 11:17, 22nd October 2003:
 
He he he
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:19, 22nd October 2003:
 
Ho ho ho
Posted by friday, 11:53, 22nd October 2003:
 
wah! hahahahahaha ha!
Posted by Grim..., 11:54, 22nd October 2003:
 
Haw haw haw!
Posted by Sul, 11:56, 22nd October 2003:
 
I dont get it
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:07, 22nd October 2003:
 
What do you mean 'I don't get it'? Read the sign behind him. Fool!
Posted by Sul, 12:19, 22nd October 2003:
 
Hahaha those Irish mispellings

????? :/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:27, 22nd October 2003:
 
Pah, you're so silly. His name is 'Judge Stroker' geddit?
Posted by Sul, 12:34, 22nd October 2003:
 
He strokes Judges HAHAHAHAHA :D I get it now
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:35, 22nd October 2003:
 
Light blue touch paper. step back.
Posted by Sul, 12:42, 22nd October 2003:
 
Much like a Mike Stroker would stroke Mikes
Posted by Sul, 12:43, 22nd October 2003:
 
Oh look, his name's Willie! So he stroke's Willies

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA :D


That's much funnier than Judge Stroker
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:46, 22nd October 2003:
 
shit, why didn't i spot that. :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:46, 22nd October 2003:
 
i think this joke has run its course now
Posted by WarHead, 12:51, 22nd October 2003:
 
I used to work with a woman called Sue Hunt. Her husband was called Mike. I really couldn't believe that. (Anyone seen 'Porky's'?)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:03, 22nd October 2003:
 
Porky's what?
Posted by Grim..., 13:26, 22nd October 2003:
 
Porky's II.
Posted by Grim..., 13:27, 22nd October 2003:
 
Speaking of stupid names, I know a old guy called Albert Square.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:27, 22nd October 2003:
 
Not sul's mate Porky then.
Posted by WarHead, 13:34, 22nd October 2003:
 
No, the film. There's a girl working in a bar and these guys do a prank phone call. The ring and aks her to see if Mike Hunt is in the bar. So it's really busy and she has to shout, "Is Mike Hunt in the bar tonight? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" etc. etc.
Posted by friday, 13:42, 22nd October 2003:
 
The sign behind looks like it says Irish Anas but I could be wrong
Posted by Grim..., 13:44, 22nd October 2003:
 
"Irish Angus".
Posted by friday, 14:06, 22nd October 2003:
 
i know, i was trying to be funny :-)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:08, 22nd October 2003:
 
Someone needs to warn Grim... that *whoosh* is the new *thud* ;)
Posted by Grim..., 14:36, 22nd October 2003:
 
Someone needs to warn Arsepuppy that I know where he lives.

What the hell is Irish Anas?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:38, 22nd October 2003:
 
Sprem, Anas, etc.

"Someone needs to warn Arsepuppy that I know where he lives." ??? WTF??? You are Wolf from Gladiators and I claim my foam hand
Posted by Grim..., 14:43, 22nd October 2003:
 
That's not how you spell 'Anus'.
Posted by cal, 14:55, 22nd October 2003:
 
and it's also not how you spell sperm. get the joke.
Posted by Grim..., 15:03, 22nd October 2003:
 
Ah, Irish Anas as in "People in Ireland are too stupid to spell anus"?

Got ya.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:06, 22nd October 2003:
 
*thud*
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:28, 22nd October 2003:
 
There used to be a news correspondant on the BBC news called "Dick Spring"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:48, 23rd October 2003:
 
I was speaking to a oriental lady in my work yesterday and her name is Sook Kok. *snigger*
Posted by Grim..., 08:55, 23rd October 2003:
 
There were a load on V Graham Norton last night:
Megan Bacon
Terry Bull
Helen Back (Vivian! Vivian!)
Dick Rash
And, of course,
Wayne Kerr.
Posted by Rosie, 09:11, 23rd October 2003:
 
Morning everyone.

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:28, 23rd October 2003:
 
Morning my little crispy turkey drumstick!
Posted by Rosie, 09:36, 23rd October 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 09:37, 23rd October 2003:
 
hahaha
:D
Posted by Rosie, 09:48, 23rd October 2003:
 
Hi Chay. I bought some linda macartneys sausage rolls at the weekend. They are so tasty. Have you had them? If you haven't you need to go and get some! They are the best.
Posted by Rosie, 09:56, 23rd October 2003:
 
Oh No!!! Please help. My screen has gone all white! I don't like it. I need to get it back to the grey one with the rabbit. Oh Jeepers - someone tell me how to change it!? Please?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:04, 23rd October 2003:
 
Its ok, mines fucked up too. lets blame cal.
Posted by Rosie, 10:08, 23rd October 2003:
 
Phew!

I hate it this way.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:10, 23rd October 2003:
 
It is a bit odd.
Posted by Rosie, 10:13, 23rd October 2003:
 
Its making my eyeballs go funny.

I have the one with the rabbit. Which one do you have vic?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:15, 23rd October 2003:
 
The one with the pale blue banners, can't remember what its called.

(I try to make it look as much like a word document as possible.)
Posted by Rosie, 10:17, 23rd October 2003:
 
so it looks like your working?
Posted by chandler, 10:18, 23rd October 2003:
 
the sausage rolls are yummy rosie :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:19, 23rd October 2003:
 
No, i have a fetish for microsoft word.
Posted by Rosie, 10:21, 23rd October 2003:
 
Oh!

Is everyone still going to the B3ta party?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:22, 23rd October 2003:
 
As far as i know.

(and it is to look like i'm working)
Posted by Rosie, 10:25, 23rd October 2003:
 
;)

Thought so.
Posted by Sul, 10:28, 23rd October 2003:
 
I'm still going. Can you bring your sister?
Posted by Rosie, 10:36, 23rd October 2003:
 
Yeah! Thats a good idea. I'll ask her.
Posted by Sul, 10:37, 23rd October 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Rosie, 10:44, 23rd October 2003:
 
I'm hungry.
Posted by Rosie, 10:59, 23rd October 2003:
 
I'm going to the shop - anyone want anything?
Posted by Sul, 11:00, 23rd October 2003:
 
Flaming Hot Monster Munch if its no trouble. You can give them to me at the party. Cheers ;)
Posted by cal, 11:09, 23rd October 2003:
 
i'm doing some html changing nonsense, so style sheets are disabled for the moment. i shall fix later
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 13:18, 23rd October 2003:
 
Ermm a curly wurly would be appreciated, if you're going that is.
Posted by cal, 14:12, 23rd October 2003:
 
i *think* the style sheets are fixed now. of there are any problems still, post them here
Posted by tommorris, 14:13, 23rd October 2003:
 
Yeah - the navigation bar looks weird on Camino.
Posted by Grim..., 14:15, 23rd October 2003:
 
If you edit a message the edit box appears under the left-hand navigation section.
Also, this text box grows off the edge of the screen =/

Both of these are on 'plastic bag'.
Posted by Sul, 14:31, 23rd October 2003:
 
Default stylesheet: If a picture is bigger than the window size of my browser (IE5.5), instead of being able to scroll right to see it it moves the whole post to start just under where the sidebars finish. If that makes sense. Take this thread as an example.
Posted by cal, 14:56, 23rd October 2003:
 
nav bar on camino: apparently camino cant render for shit. fixes are welcome.

edit page: opps. on the reply page here, i have width set to 95% to get around it (looks like a bug in IE?). the text box here only changes to be wider than the page when i start typing. another ie bug?

sul: don't know if this is even fixable


so there you have it: css layouts are a bunch of cock. zeldman's new book mostly talking arse :/
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 15:06, 23rd October 2003:
 
Cal said:
"looks like a bug in IE"

I like the use of the singular there.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:15, 23rd October 2003:
 
I see the mistake you have made cal, you have listened to someone else. I never do that, i always know best.
Posted by friday, 15:32, 23rd October 2003:
 
Curly Wurly - I have not had one in years! Who wants to post me one? Email here
cheeky I know, but hell, you can always ignore it!
Posted by Sul, 15:35, 23rd October 2003:
 
Cal: That cant be fixed? What's changed since it did work?
Posted by Grim..., 15:37, 23rd October 2003:
 
Friday - I'll stick one in with the Young Ones Video's.
Posted by Grim..., 15:37, 23rd October 2003:
 
Friday - I'll stick one in with the Young One's Video's.
Posted by Grim..., 15:37, 23rd October 2003:
 
Oops.
Posted by friday, 15:46, 23rd October 2003:
 
2? great! I love you Grim!
Posted by Grim..., 17:01, 23rd October 2003:
 
/raises eyebrows

Action! Quality!
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 17:27, 23rd October 2003:
 
Always a good order when some one is out getting munch that and soft nougat (not the rasberry flavoured one) good food. On a plus side I haven't had an problems with the board just m machine....

Editing thought for the day:- Dyslexia, good for 19 points in scrabble and not much else
Posted by cal, 16:52, 28th October 2003:
 
sul: i switched the layout to full css. it's supposed to be the future or something
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:56, 28th October 2003:
 
That Fucking Prick Dominic Mohan used the "Willie Stroker" pic in his column t'other day in The Scum.

(It was my housemate's paper, OK?)
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 16:58, 28th October 2003:
 
TWAT...
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:00, 28th October 2003:
 
who, me?
:D
Posted by Lucy Record, 01:45, 20th November 2003:
 
Oh, the foam hand! THE FOAM HAND!
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:52, 20th November 2003:
 
I saw it on boners.com too