I have a delima. I've been asked to go on a date by this incredibly hot guy on Saturday, but I'm supposed to help cheer up my best friend who just got dumped. She came home to find all her things shredded and her boyfriend in bed with some girl. So what do I do?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 17:33, 22nd October 2003:
MY MY MYYYYYY DELIMA!!
WHY WHY WHYYYYY DELIMA!
(sorry. couldn't resist)
Posted by
Mr.Nishi, 17:41, 22nd October 2003:
Get her wasted so she's passed* out b the time you have your date. And then go out have a great time and feel good that you had cake and ate it.
Alternativel ou could reshedule the date.
*2 Illicit Cigarettes and a bottle or two of wine works, well I was passed out.
Go and give the 'hot guy' the good stuff.
I think it will take more than 2 illicit cigaretts and a bottle or two of wine. She can out drink most people and there would be a snowball's chance in hell I could get even a cigarette near her let alone an illicit one. Any other suggestions?
Posted by
cal, 11:25, 23rd October 2003:
you could stand up the guy and the friend and spend the evening on the internet being a loser. that's what i'd do. err
I'm not in school, so I can't do that Vic. It's Saturday so I can't possibly stay home and spend the evening on the internet. Anything else? Maybe one of the guys could take her mind off from things????? Anyone interested?
Posted by
Grim..., 14:03, 23rd October 2003:
Post a picture.
Posted by
Redmaiden, 19:09, 23rd October 2003:
send us a pic, it don't gotta be clean!
Posted by
WarHead, 13:02, 24th October 2003:
Hmmm, it's a tricky one alright.
If your friend is inconsolable, she probably won't want to be a gooseberry, (but then who does?) and I suppose you could ask your hot date if he has a friend he could bring along, but would your friend be up for a blind date if he did?
Do you think the blind date might turn into something meaningful? Is it worth abandoning your friend on a Saturday night in favour of this date? Would your friend understand that this is an opportunity you don't want to miss?
Am I making this better or worse?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:11, 24th October 2003:
[oops]
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:13, 24th October 2003:
[DOUBLE POST ARGHH!!]
Posted by
WarHead, 13:19, 24th October 2003:
Sorry, I realised that answer was not appropriate, so I changed it to a more caring, sharing, touchy, feely, Agony Uncle kind of thing.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:22, 24th October 2003:
So I'm not senile yet?? IN YOUR FACE, SAGA!
Posted by
WarHead, 13:24, 24th October 2003:
I think I'm probably closer to senility than wot you are.
Here's what to do:
Meet the guy, few drinks. Go to his, fuck him and then go see your friend. Da na!
Posted by
friday, 15:04, 24th October 2003:
keep the date with the hot dude but maybe postpone it a bit so that you can attend to your friend, if he is that hot and worth it then he will understand
Posted by
Grim..., 15:22, 24th October 2003:
Take your friend along on your date.
Then you can both fuck him, almost guaranteeing that he'll want to see you again, and you friend won't be alone.
Everyone's happy!
Posted by
WarHead, 17:01, 24th October 2003:
Golf Clap? Is that a euphemism for a sexually transmitted disease you get after the 18th hole?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 17:09, 24th October 2003:
Or fucking the exhaust pipe on a VW?
Posted by
WarHead, 23:14, 24th October 2003:
It's murder on the knees is that. ;/
Posted by
Redmaiden, 12:16, 25th October 2003:
I think I've seen a picture going round on the internet of you doing that WarHead.
Go out with £73, blag your way in to a big club and get off your mash on Ecstacy pipes. It'll be Monday again befor you know it:)
Posted by
Orinoco, 12:59, 4th November 2003:
Pleasurebunny can you just clear something up?
"She came home to find all her things shredded and her boyfriend in bed with some girl"
& * SHE * was dumped !?!?!
Posted by
Kitty, 13:19, 4th November 2003:
Alternatively everyone can drop what they are doing and come for a drunken & debauched weekend with me in Northern Ireland! Any takers? LOL
Posted by
tommorris, 17:04, 4th November 2003:
Kill your best friend then send bits of her to her ex-boyfriend.
Oh, wait... wrong forum.
Posted by
WarHead, 13:43, 5th November 2003:
Soooooo, what did you do IN THE END? I think we should be told.
Posted by
jlittle, 13:46, 5th November 2003:
Indeed, where has she gone?
Posted by
Mr.Nishi, 15:33, 5th November 2003:
IS this to find out if she took the advice to spend the night with both of them at the same time ?
Posted by
WarHead, 16:51, 5th November 2003:
It's to find out what she actually did in the end, whether or not it involved group nasties.
Posted by
WarHead, 23:28, 7th November 2003:
Dog dammit, do I have to bump this thread again?
I can't eat; I can't sleep; I MUST know what happened.
Posted by
Mr.Nishi, 00:01, 9th November 2003:
Try
here to aliviate you need for this threesome action....otherwise realise that it was on the intro forum and that she probly isn't coming back because (okay got carried away just choose one and flame the rest :- ):-
a)Our advice was shite
b)She's too busy knobbing her new BF
c)She's spent too much time cheering her mate up that she felt the need to obsessively exersize and loose the ice-cream, chocolate and assorted comfort food weight she had gained
d)She's too busy knobbing her mate as they 'shared a moment' and are now loving the lesbian life.
e)She's knobbing with the pair of them, after the advice.
f)She realized that our supreme levels of wisdom had humbled her and made her realize that it was all futile in light of our amazingness eg.
Get her wasted so she's passed out
Go and give the 'hot guy' the good stuff.
And so left the forum, looking back with a tear in her eye of the unimaginable font of knowledge that is iamcal.
Posted by
WarHead, 00:39, 9th November 2003:
Shazbat!