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Round-up time, who's coming?

Dunno. I've got deadlines next week and I stupidly forgot to do a single bit of work for them. D'oh!

(That's not a no, BTW)

I'm coming for sure mo fo!

I'm coming.

So is my sister.

No idea. Dont know where to meet. Dont know how to get there.

If I get directions (not from Sul) then I shall attempt it.

Rosie: Rock on! She likes tall skinny guys with drink problems right?

Foggie: :/ yeah. I'll stay out of this one.

No, Sul - Thats me.

I'm a sad loner with no friends. Well, not really but none of them are geeky like me. Even the missus isn't interested and she owns a computer!

So, barring a last minute offer from a group of people off the internet to befriend me and not let me stand in the corner, I'm probably not going.

i am undecided, i wouldn't mind going but i think it may be a bit weird going on my own and noone i know will want to come

If my suspicions are right and I get chucked by the mrs this week, I may have to come :(

EMP: We wont let you stand in the corner
RUSS: Come along. We rock. You'll regret it if you dont.
AP: She hear about the lapdancer?

Rosie, Foggy, Ap, anyone else who's not sure of how to get there, I would imagine that after work on the friday, i'll trail into waterloo and meet sul and we can hang on there for anyone on the way down.

(an exchange of phone numbers might be useful to avoid the problems we had last time)

Russ and EMP, come down and you can both stand in the corner together ;)

Dont think my train goes into Waterloo. AP, will go through Reading?

Halloween Parties are fun. I am going to one on Thursday and Friday night. I wished I could attend this one. Please post pictures for us to see.

If you get into Paddington its just a few stops on the circle line to Kings Cross.

Here's the invite, complete with map from kings cross:



russ/emp: it's a b3ta party, so there'll be hundreds of geeks there. usually quite packed

Sul: Yeah, she did :(

Sorry to hear about that AP. Hope it goes ok.

I SHALL COME TO THE BALL

RUSS: ROCK!!!
AP: Sucks :(

SEE YOU THERE RUSS

w00t

(was it the hundreds of geeks that tempted you?)

Oh and AP, told you it was a mistake not to sleep with her.

Should be ok, just me overreacting.

Yeah the geeks tempted me. I LOVE GEEKS

Did you hear that, Grim...?

(joke)

Hope your woman kicks you out on your arse!

(joke)

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch" - it was an iron bar

(joke)

SHOCKING

(not a joke)

Two dyslexics walk into a bra

(joke)

a man walks out of a bar......


call mulder and scully (it was an iron bar)

(JOKE)

You forgot '(joke)'

(shit)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Looks like I'll be coming then as at least one person has agreed to talk to me.

Send an email to eatmypiano@yahoo.co.uk or add me to Messenger at maximumhigh@hotmail.com if you want to get my mobile phone number. Photo is in my profile.

I suggest we meet somewhere at some time. What does everyone else think?

Ahem:
Maximum High?

May I ask why?

Why "Grim..."??

;)

(rhetorical)

It's the name of the Shed Seven album I was listening to while rejecting suggestions from MSN such as "Steve_Thompson_17392018743" and "Eat_My_Piano_174920129193".

I could just as easily have been manequinhandtrapdoorireminder@hotmail.com

No drug references. Sorry to disappoint.

Will everyone at this party be talking 'geek talk'??

I hope not.

Phew..cause I would get bored

EMP, my mate is called Stevie Thompson. Plays footie for Rangers (fuckin turncoat!)

Won't be much of a party.

NAH FUCK THAD I BE TALKIN LIKE A BAD BOY MUTHER FUCKA

Hopefully not shouting RUSS!!! ;)

ERR NOTHING

Does what work?

I'm currently playing Rugby for the English national team in Australia.

And my sisters name is Emma Thompson.

And you can't argue with the first thing returned as a Googlism.

Meeting places to choose from:

In Kings Cross Station we have The Shires Bar and Coopers. Both likely to be fucking rammo at that time on a friday.

Then just outside we have The Dun A Ri Bar and The Flying Scotsman round the corner which are handy because they're on the same road as Babushka

Times:

I finish work at 4:30 and as Vic said, we'll probably meet up around Waterloo. If anyone else is coming into Waterloo we could meet you there. (I will provide a phone number to call this time)

So what time is everyone else thinking about getting to a meeting point.

i'll meet you guys about 6ish?

where?

Once you've all decided, let me know and I'll be there. I only live about 3 miles away so I can meet you anywhere.

Well, anywhere local. Not Aberdeen for example.

Cal - I have mailed you (to your office) a cheque for £20 so you can buy everyone a drink.
But I don't know if it will get there with the postal strike =[

He's just going to edit your post on spend it all on sweets you fool!!!

hahaa

thanks very much. i shall buy everyone a drink in your honor, even if the check doesn't arrive (hope this isn't a scam...)

Cool.

Cheers Grimothy. And this way you cant spit in it.

is there some sort of clause where it can be spent on booze but only cans of Fosters?

(and only one-can each)
;)

Chandler just lost his free drink!

I'm not going :P

I'll have it!

This is the second time I'm writing this ffs. Bloody interweb.

Here is what I propose:
Vic and I will be in the Duke of Wellington from around 4:35. I guess we'll be the first one's there. We hang around for people who want to meet here 'til about 6:30 where we head to Kings Cross and stay in The Shires Bar and wait for anyone not planning to meet at Waterloo. When all are there we have a chat and then head over to the do.

My phone number is 07763551132. If you get lost give me a buzz and I'll either direct you or come find you.

Anyone have any objections to this?

I might be a bit late. I'll ring you Sul when I get to Kings Cross so that you can look out for me.

:)

i shall join you in the shires bar at 6:30

Wouldnt be the first time I've hung around Kings Cross eyeing up women. Only this time I wont be thinking "I wonder if she does reacharounds for a fiver?". Honest. I wont.

;)

So what time are you looking at Rosie-dear?

I'm not sure. I have to go see my mum first and I dont finish work till about 4.30 - 5ish.

Maybe about 9?

cool. Phone me or Vic the farmer when you get there :)

Obviously I wont beable to come, but when you have all decided what time you will all get together, I will send an SMS to Sul, bearing in mind that I am 2 hrs ahead of u lot!

Too busy, I'm afraid (gotta go down to "the dungeon" where they keep the journals and newspapers)

Yes indeed people, we have reached the famous Fourth stage of Iamcal meets. the stages are as follows:

Stage 1: Someone suggests a meeting.
Stage 2: Everyone voices approval and declares their interest.
Stage 3: People begin to Hedge bets, I'm probably going, I should be able to go, etc.
Stage 4: Not going.
Stage 5: Same old faces.

Reddy, Chris, Gobbo and Chandler met at a party
Reddy, Miki, Gobbo and Chandler met up in Holland.

but yeah apart from that.

I mean its not exactly easy for me and Reddy to get down to london from all the way up here.

If we were really near then we would come along :)

I'd go, but like I've said somewhere else, I'm working.

Have a Christmas one and I'll make a HOOOOOOOOOGE effort to come.

I'm coming.


*if my b/f lets me*


:D

Parties are shite. I hate all parties.

You better be turning up Rosie. I've had my hair cut for the occasion.

Might have to be a bit flexible on the half four sul, I have to go out to Earls Court at half two for a survey that i'm not concerned about in the slightest.

Oh well. Cheaper first round I suppose.

I should make it by then.

EMP: You gonna meet us at waterloo or kings cross?

Where's that arsepuppy got to today?

I am coming to the ball maybe there at 8? i need a number incase i get lost,

My number: 07763551132

The Shires Bar at St. Pancras Station.

We'll keep a lookout for Jackass type antics ;)

WHAT TIME DO YOU ANTICIPATE GOING TO THE BALL?

As soon as everyone feels like it I suppose.

Vic: Got no credit in me phone so I couldn't reply. Anyways, I don't think I can come :(

Bloody work to do.

Sul: I've only just got up :/
Went out last night for a couple with the intention of going home early to do work. Ended up staying out till 4ish at some place where a FOF was DJing. It was fucking ace.

:( bloody bloody work. Blow it off. Work harder tomorrow

:)

i'll be in the shires (in st.p, NOT kings cross!) at 6:30. i suspect we will move on to the b3ta party at about 8 - 8:30

whoops. I'm so used to using overland all the time :/

(*&^)(*&^)&^)(

once again I nearly get everyone lost

It'll be at Kings Cross. I'm just reading the instructions and noting the phone numbers now...

Ok then. I'm going in a sec. See everyone whos going in a few hours.

Everyone else. Have fun but we'll be having more :p

Well I'll be having a big wank. And it'll be good, too. Don't need you lot to have fun ;)

it don't gotta be clean arsepuppy! try not to get sprem in your annas :)

so i went to the party, a good night was had by all, i was talking with sul and vic about falling asleep on the train home, guess what? i did! i ended up fecking miles from home and a 60 pound cab ride away. i decided not to get a cab and instead wait for the first train home, i sat in a shed in some sidings until a train appeared at 3.15 this morning, it left for my station at 4.30, i got home at 5.30 now iam in work!

Good work Sir!

I appear to have aquired a giant purple Bomb.

FUCKING BRILLIANT how did you get it out? ididn't realise it was purple !! :)

I covered Dan as he carried it out. It also stopped some bloke kicking off in the KFC afterwards. the fucking thing weighs about thirty pounds.

Remember the Magic Man?

yeah what with the magic man?

get yourself to www.yougotspotted.com

Wooo check out my Bomb!!!

HAHAHAH FUCKING ROCK!!! Vic and Sul set us up the bomb!

Ahhh the magic man. David blaine he wasnt.

Magic Man: "Where did he go?"
Me: "Is this part of your act?"
Magic Man: "No" *stands on chair looking for Vic who's fucked off with his card*

That picture btw is Vic and RUSS

Shit. Didnt we steal a blowup trident too? What happened to that?

I think i gave it away. I just found a little metal Heineken plate-type thing. what a bunch of thieving bastards we are. I should have kept the magic-mans three of clubs as well.

Events from last night (might not be in order):

Vic and I meet a man in a skeleton suit on the tube. We ask him if it was dress down friday and didnt he beat up the karate kid?
Vic plays musical ashtrays with the barstaff at the shires bar as he trys to hide the fact that he's smoking two inches within the stupidly sectioned non-smoking area.
Cal turns up about 45 minutes late tut tut.
Vic and I help contribute to the b3ta party by helping to write the raffle tickets as, curiously, no shop in the area had any.
We wait but no sign of EMP :( RUSS is going to turn up later.
We head to Babushka.
We meet the lovely Pep/Denise.
RUSS turns up at The Shires Bar. Whoops we'd already left..sorry :/
RUSS turns up at Babushka. Despite having gone to the shires and then have to find his way to babushka he doesnt shout once all night. NOT ONCE!
Cal goes off selling raffle tickets. He does this for most of the evening, poor lad.
We meet the lovely Banana, I'm not sure if we caught her real name. After a while she nearly pushes me off the balcony.
Hopefully not on purpose.
We claim the magic-man from another group of people and proceed to try to fuck up every one of his tricks.
Vic manages it in a stylish and slightly ironic way by disappearing mid-trick. Cue the taunts of "You made him disappear?!??! YOU ROCK!!!" and "That was much better than I was expecting!" etc.
Cal draws the raffle. We win nothing. Cal keeps all the sweets for himself but gives us a pack of penguins. I try to use these for chatting up the ladies and jumping the bog queue... with no luck either way.
Vic and I steal a 30lb bomb/christmas decoration (it's lucky they never had anything stronger than carling on tap or it would have for certain been dropped off the balcony).
errrm
Vic, RUSS and I shoot the breeze over glasses of champagne... for some reason.
Its a bit blury now.
RUSS leaves
We all pose for a few photos. Talk to a few b3tans.
Its very blury now
No Rosie or sister :(
Vic and I leave. Big fuck off ball in tow.
Nearly get into a fight in KFC.
Vic and I promise a cabby we wouldnt eat in his car.
We eat in his car.
RUSS wakes up a long way from home on the train and hs to go to work a few hours later.


Did I miss anything?

Oh we got badges too :)

hehe, i disappeared to the bar with his card. now THATS magic!

We also smoked in his cab. other than that i think thats an accurate account of the night.

thank god it was champagne. i thought vic was drinking wine o_O

NOT ON MY WATCH!

I don't remember her, despite the fact my glasses appear to be about to fall on her.

Oh also, for the information of the lads, most of the b3ta ladies are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!

OOOOOOOOH I remember her!!! We were standing near the bar on the lower floor. She had some sort of rig of fairy lights round her neck.

What happened to Rosie? Did she not go?

She looks a bit like a Spanish Flamenco dancer. And it also looks like i'm not that interested in what she's saying.

And no, Rosie didn't go.

The Bomb gets around!

who's that ugly bastard on the right?

Dunno, he looks pretty drunk though.

He looks smug enough to have grabbed something of the bird in front (he didnt) and got away with it. She looks shocked yet happy about the ordeal.

Cal didnt buy us our drinks from grim... :(

No he didn't :(

oh fuck. i also didn't give vic the £10 i owe him.

i suck

and yet you owe him money?! hmmmm

>=[

Sounds like fun.

I watched Dog Soldiers and drank beer. That was pretty good too. Dog Soldiers was quality stuff. Couple of gaping plot holes but it's about werewolves so I think we can let that go :D

Went to see Alien: Directors Cut last night and it's one of the most perfect cinema experiences ever. An utter joy from start to finish. Looks stunning and is as tense as hell. 10/10.

Holes in Dog Soldiers? What are they?

there can't be any plot in dog soldiers, i mean holes, really :)

Ok, not really gaping I suppose but;

***SPOILERS FOLKS****

Why did she stay in human form so long? They weren't going anywhere anyway.

That house filled up with gas VERY quickly. And gas always sinks to the lowest level so he would have been toast. God this ones petty.

They should have hacked off the special forces guys head before he changed.

***End****

Didn't make me enjoy it any less. It was very very good indeed. Very very tense and the werewolves were excellent. They got ballet dancers to play them in order to get the floaty, elegant animal type movement.

There is no spoon. :D

I said very very twice in a row there. Very very poor writing that.

Cal - what does your red t shirt say?

"i will destroy you"

Thats not very nice, why don't you just tell her what your t-shirt says and stop threatening her.

I look so fucking monged in that photo :/

Picture of Callum doing the raffle. My fat head on the left:

www.u-muppet.co.uk/viewpic.php?pic=./img...

fantastic

Thought you didn't drink, Cal?

hehe

I couldn't go. My b/f asked where I was going and I told him. *how stupid?* I didn't wanna lie though.

We had a massive row. He slept on the sofa bed.



PS: The photos are funny! :P

No offense Rosie but I absolutely despise your boyfriend. Sorry.

/agrees with ILBM.

The man sounds like an absolute cock.
Does he have any good features?

Grim - he does the hovering!

I'm with ILBM and Grim, he's a prat.

Is that hovering about in a useful or non useful manner?

I think he meant ' hoovering '.

I think, he has stopped rosie coming here

no - i'm still here.

:D


*just about!*

HELLO ROSIE!!

what you been upto rosie?

Not alot really.

Work is a bitch at the moment. I saw some fireworks at the weekend out of the window - which was nice.

How are you BG?
How are you friday?

Bit bored of the fireworks constantly being fired, there is a a firework store at the end of my road, and I expect the pikies are buying them like mad

Some kids in Scotland blew up a puppy with fireworks this afternoon. Sick wee fucks. You know wat happens to Joe Pesci at the end of Casino? Thats what they should get.

Fucking Sickos.

Collective IQ of Forrest Gump with a hangover. Twats.

Some pikey twats set light to a pony back down south in the village where my mate lives.

thats horrid.

I heard of some poor animal being blown up round here :(

Thats what I'm going to have to do to my new girlfriend

where was that tommorris?

you have a new girlfriend?

WHOOOOSH

*THUD*

WHOOOOOSH? Did the dolly have a puncture Sul?

no she came folded in the box

I didnt even touch her - boom boom

Beargod: one of my mates from college said that some pikeys did that in a little town called Lamberhurst, near Tunbridge Wells in Kent.