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Posted by Grim..., 11:29, 28th October 2003:
 
What's the naughtiest illegal thing you've done?
Posted by jlittle, 11:35, 28th October 2003:
 
I havn't really done anything illegal.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:39, 28th October 2003:
 
If (hypothetically speaking) i had commited naughty illegal acts, do you think i'd broadcast the fact on the Internet?

Especially with Coppers lurking about.
Posted by RUSS, 11:40, 28th October 2003:
 
lots and lots, but i'm with vicky
Posted by cal, 11:52, 28th October 2003:
 
I made a cd of music i didn't own the copyright to, and sent it to people all round the world.
Posted by Sul, 12:02, 28th October 2003:
 
I think I must've been about 11 or 12 at the time I did this and I have to mention that I'm not proud of it at all.

Me and a couple of mates used to regularly sneak out at around 4AM and generally just knock around thinking we were all hard and that until the milkman turned up where we would promptly steal peoples milk and orange juice etc. The theft kinda got out of control when we progressed onto things people left out in their backgardens including tents, bicycles and, once, a motorbike. We never once got caught.

I was a little bastard.

Oh and I used to shoplift POGs
And I burnt down a stables once (no horses were hurt)
And I think I paid a bloke in a stolen car to drive me home once

This all sounds trivial but plays on my mind everyday now. That's my punishment. :(
Posted by Sul, 12:05, 28th October 2003:
 
I did do one other thing that I'm definatley not broadcasting on the net.
Posted by jlittle, 12:14, 28th October 2003:
 
I got caught shoplifting - what a horrible day that was - it was after school in Bexleyheath Woolworths - It was only a mini sized chocolate bar (the things you get in pick and mix) and I should of known that someone (another kid from a different school) was watching me - he reported me to the Manager.

Looking back - I have no idea why he reported me - fucking knobend, and he was on the same bus back with me telling everyone that I was a shoplifter - I cried my eyes out in shame.

If I saw him again, i'd probally smack him, jumped up twat.

The only other things I have done are lame - throwing stones at greenhouse windows to smash them, etc. I wasn't a rebel like Sul (who used to force me to smoke drugs in college, the bitch) :D
Posted by Sul, 12:22, 28th October 2003:
 
I wasnt a rebel. Noone found out. I was just a shit at times.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:23, 28th October 2003:
 
I was charged with Possesion of An Illegal Firearm, Using an Illegal firarm in a Public Place and Possesion of Ammunition for an Illegal Firearm.

It was an air pistol and I was 14. Bastards. The public place was a frickin graveyard in the middle of Eastbumblefuck. We weren't hurting anybody or anything. I got a warning and a severe dressing down.

Broke into a house once but it wasn't concious if you know what I mean. We used to cut across the roof and it had a hatch so one day we went in.
Posted by jlittle, 12:36, 28th October 2003:
 
Was there anyone in there? You should of taken your airgun and freaked them out :D
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:38, 28th October 2003:
 
Don't know. It went into a wee storage shed and we didn't go beyond that although I think the door led to the kitchen. my mate stole some stickers and what he thought was spraypaint but was actually lubricant. Tool.
Posted by Sul, 12:41, 28th October 2003:
 
I broke into a caravan once for the sole purpose of drying out some fags. I didnt steal anything.
Posted by Miki, 13:06, 28th October 2003:
 
My mum cought me after I had stolen a packet of gum when I was about 8. She made me pay for it and apologise and then she drove me to the police station where she made them put me inside a cell and write down my name in a book ! I was really scared.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:08, 28th October 2003:
 
I shall take the 5th.
Posted by gobbo, 13:40, 28th October 2003:
 
I stole a chocolate bar from my first place of employment (an unnamed super market) cos all the managers there were wankers and I thought id get my own back by eating into the profit margins. I only did it once cos I have a conscience. Damn.
Posted by Coppers, 13:54, 28th October 2003:
 
Especially with Coppers lurking about


Vic, thanks for the tip-off but I work on the other side of the law these days.

Me and my friend once fired multiple firework rockets at my neighbours house, but its okay as she was a cigar-smoking weirdo.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:56, 28th October 2003:
 
I once got locked up for the night for pissing in a bush...Now I think about it I think the problem was when the twat police man tapped me on the shoulder I turned round a kinda pissed on his leg, shoe.

And it cost me 40 quid!!
Posted by Coppers, 13:58, 28th October 2003:
 
I've been told that you can get away with pissing outside by saying the police man that you have a medical problem that prevents you from "holding on".
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:02, 28th October 2003:
 
It appears i might be the naughtiest as i might have made an almighty catastrophic fuck-up at Shepards Bush. I shall now spend the next hour trying to weasel out of it.
Posted by jlittle, 14:12, 28th October 2003:
 
ooh, what did you do?
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 14:25, 28th October 2003:
 
Worst thing I have been caught doing was a road cone offence, having taxed them from brighton on a night on the piss I 'smuggled' it back into school and left it with one of my more inept aquaintances. Leading to being driven to the local police station and having to hand it back in, explaining that I had "found it" in a bush on the way back to school. The were impressed as it had the Brighton Police code on it and we weren't that close to there at all.

Also one of my mates got caught returning something he had nicked on the way back from hocke practice, it was only a pack of chewing gum....we still laughted so hard as he had alread gotten away with it.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:04, 28th October 2003:
 
Huzzah, Not only did i not make an almighty catastrophic fuck-up, but no-one else did either and i got to prove that my design was correct and his document was inaccurate. now i'm off for a smoke, surrounded in the warm fuzzy glow that comes from being right.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:19, 28th October 2003:
 
Stole a purple eyeshadow once and did some illegal drugs. Used to drink and smoke underage too.
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:26, 28th October 2003:
 
What a stupid thread. I bet everyone here has done something illegal at least once. But as Vic said, why would you broadcast it on a website? Unless you want to somehow broadcast the fact that you, say, recently ran up an escalator which was going the other way, to look "cool" online or something. I dunno... kids, eh? ;)

*waits for someone to start a "how big is your willy" thread*
Posted by Grim..., 08:53, 29th October 2003:
 
/points ButtMutt to the 23 posts so far...
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:17, 29th October 2003:
 
/laughs at One-Can for counting the posts ;D
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 29th October 2003:
 
ButtMutt and One-Can

there has to be a cartoon in there somewhere, something about a dog with a hooooooge arse and his deformed Tu-can freind.
Posted by jlittle, 13:17, 30th October 2003:
 
I just had a thought about this.

Cal - your naughty thing makes you a pirate.

PIRATES RULE. ninjas drulllle
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:24, 30th October 2003:
 
Or a dog with an arse for a head, of course.
Posted by Grim..., 13:33, 30th October 2003:
 
Forgot what I said in the first place lol.

Probably something about pirates being weaker than ninjas.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:38, 30th October 2003:
 
I disagree with Mr. Squirell.

*)£&&^"&(^£"!*
Posted by Sul, 13:39, 30th October 2003:
 
I agree with Mr. Puppy.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:40, 30th October 2003:
 
I agree with Daniel-san.
Posted by Grim..., 13:56, 30th October 2003:
 
^^"%$*&%$%*&%&^*%

=]
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:57, 30th October 2003:
 
ha ha ha
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:01, 30th October 2003:
 
hehe
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 30th October 2003:
 
hee hee!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:25, 30th October 2003:
 
Why do you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person, Grim...?
Posted by chandler, 15:48, 30th October 2003:
 
Chandler does that too sometimes
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:51, 30th October 2003:
 
As does RedAndWhiteMan.
Posted by Kitty, 16:35, 30th October 2003:
 
Getting back to naughty things ...... I once scammed a loan company for £3000 and to this day they have never found me nor has it turned up on my credit rating!
Posted by cal, 16:37, 30th October 2003:
 
how did you manage that?
Posted by Kitty, 16:48, 30th October 2003:
 
You think I'm gonna give my secrets away??? LOL
I'm dodgy plus the fact I'm an accountant explains something LOL
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:57, 30th October 2003:
 
Where are you from, Kitty?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:57, 30th October 2003:
 
(It's ok, I don't work for a loan company!)
Posted by Kitty, 17:00, 30th October 2003:
 
hmm just as well was getting worried lol
Posted by Kitty, 17:00, 30th October 2003:
 
I'm in West Yorks at the moment relocating back home to Northern Ireland at the end of Nov
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 30th October 2003:
 
Nov's got an end?? Crikey.
Posted by Kitty, 17:06, 30th October 2003:
 
lol
Posted by Kitty, 17:09, 30th October 2003:
 
Where you from arsepuppy?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:13, 30th October 2003:
 
Lovely lovely N. Wales.

Currently in Leicester.

It's GRATE!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:31, 30th October 2003:
 
Strange you should say that, i am currently playing "THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND", i was locked in a room on a pirate ship, one of the options was 'Examine Grate' and rather predictably, Guybrush's witty retort was "Grate"
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:09, 30th October 2003:
 
Where in West Yorks are you Kitty? I'm in Otley
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 19:21, 30th October 2003:
 
But Guybrush always had the best and witiest answers for anything, that and the best loogie around.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:28, 30th October 2003:
 
I am Rubber, You are Glue.
Posted by chandler, 20:45, 30th October 2003:
 
:D

Oh man oh man.
stan rules
dose anyone know how they did the stan with his awful shirt and wavey arms in that 3D version?
cos i cant see it working personally
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:00, 30th October 2003:
 
Is stan the Tattooed Pirate?
Posted by chandler, 21:05, 30th October 2003:
 
he is the salesman. the cheesy guy who waves his arms around all the time
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:16, 30th October 2003:
 
Oh yeah, now i remember. My favourite was the Sword Mistress.
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 02:21, 31st October 2003:
 
Naah just fighting with swords and the insults is wicked I think, and nailing that dude in the coffin...
Posted by chandler, 10:31, 31st October 2003:
 
that is Stan, he's the guy you nail in the coffin!
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 15:15, 31st October 2003:
 
Ahh I had forgotten his name.....That's been posted now for over 12 hours and no-one has made the obvious nailing in a coffin comment....was it too blatant/crass or the like?