Discussion » How Big Is Your Willy?

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Posted by Sul, 18:36, 28th October 2003:
 
Just joking
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:39, 28th October 2003:
 
arf!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:44, 28th October 2003:
 
mine is hoooooge
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:46, 28th October 2003:
 
I'm hung like a budgie :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:47, 28th October 2003:
 
Reddy: "Hoooooge" as in "Hooooooge turbochargers"?
Posted by chandler, 19:03, 28th October 2003:
 
Yeah, my girlfriend has Hoooooge turbochargers
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:06, 28th October 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:57, 28th October 2003:
 
yes
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 23:56, 28th October 2003:
 
Or possibly :-DD
Posted by friday, 05:26, 29th October 2003:
 
My Willy is very big...sixteen and a half hands big...and Willy is not his real name...only a nick name
Posted by RUSS, 08:23, 29th October 2003:
 
they don't call me russell the love muscle for nothing
Posted by Grim..., 08:49, 29th October 2003:
 
The bigger the hammer, the bigger the nail =]
Posted by eminem, 10:48, 29th October 2003:
 
woooooooooooooo, mines only ten foot four
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:50, 29th October 2003:
 
do they call you 'the love muscle' cos your a cock?
Posted by eminem, 10:53, 29th October 2003:
 
this reminds of a new rap i wrote (be out by decmber)

my mate billy
has got a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and now its only two foot four
Posted by chandler, 10:56, 29th October 2003:
 
eminem took 5 attempts to get that wooooo post right
silly girl ;)
Posted by eminem, 11:01, 29th October 2003:
 
c coward
h hacker
a ankle-length
n nude stripper
d duck
l licker
e edible (only with sauce)
r racoon (not clean)
thats you
Posted by eminem, 11:04, 29th October 2003:
 
gotta go
Posted by chandler, 11:22, 29th October 2003:
 
f
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thats you
Posted by cal, 11:32, 29th October 2003:
 
it's not - remember she's at an ISP. alot of people come up with the same address,
Posted by chandler, 11:37, 29th October 2003:
 
bugger
Posted by chandler, 11:37, 29th October 2003:
 
i do like the "edible (only with sauce)" line :D
Posted by friday, 12:32, 29th October 2003:
 
I am most definitely not Eminem, but I know who he is.

I also know who Barbara is and once logged in as her by accident and started the thread "Hijack"
oh that comment should be in the useless facts thread, oh well

Most users on my IP address or similar I will know, because I am the one who keeps telling everyone about iamcal world.

:-)

ps I was quite impressed by Eminems answer, I never knew he was that witty...
Posted by beargod, 12:43, 29th October 2003:
 
my willy looks like a slug, i am too afraid to touch it to measureit, i think i would be sick
Posted by RUSS, 13:27, 29th October 2003:
 
WATCH IT VICKY!!, FROM ALL THE WAY UP THERE
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:16, 29th October 2003:
 
:)
Posted by friday, 15:00, 29th October 2003:
 
Ha! Willies taste like Saturn???
Posted by Redmaiden, 01:30, 30th October 2003:
 
beargod *shudder*
Posted by eminem, 11:04, 30th October 2003:
 
maybe you should try the ones from ali baba (dicks of course)
Posted by eminem, 11:27, 30th October 2003:
 
what a wack day to be on diss site