Discussion » A Crap Poem About Stuff On My Desk

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Posted by Sul, 11:03, 30th October 2003:
 
Im drinking a cup of PG tips
It came in a pyramid bag
I brewed it in an Accenture mug
It doesnt taste that bad

Oh Samsung See-Dee-Are-Double-Yew
Whatever could be on thee
A patch for fixing security holes
Or pics of Angelina Jolie

Oh little Ford Gran Torino
Why have you not been nicked?
It’s a surprise because people play with you
Making car noises just for their kicks

Hello there 30 cm ruler
Why the fuck are you here?
I don’t recall measuring anything
Are you just more pointless office gear?

Its not a Bic or a Biro
But its my lovely red pen
It writes me notes and doodles thing
And its an n2 by Guilbert SB49M
Posted by Rosie, 11:19, 30th October 2003:
 
Ohh! That was wonderful Sul!

:D
Posted by Sul, 11:37, 30th October 2003:
 
Thanks. I'm gonna recite it to your sister on friday to woo her
Posted by Sul, 11:38, 30th October 2003:
 
exactly how I'm gonna get your sister on Friday I dont know
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:40, 30th October 2003:
 
Sul! I've got a scan of your pen poem!!

Trouble is, there's no FTP on these crappy machines, so I can't upload it :(
Posted by Sul, 11:42, 30th October 2003:
 
www.web2ftp.com/
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:50, 30th October 2003:
 
nice one.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:50, 30th October 2003:
 
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:57, 30th October 2003:
 
Sul's poems rock!
Posted by chandler, 12:05, 30th October 2003:
 
hahahhahaahaa
Posted by friday, 12:17, 30th October 2003:
 
YAY for poems, I love them...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:43, 30th October 2003:
 
If memory serves, you have no idea how you used Marie's pen.
Posted by Sul, 12:56, 30th October 2003:
 
Background information for those who dont know:

I borrowed a pen off of Marie (mrs arsepuppy) at the last iamcal meet. I was slightly hammered at the time. After using the pen to gather various messages from everyone in the pub I disappeared with said pen. I dont recall much of that or much else.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:28, 30th October 2003:
 
...and it was one of those medical pens. I'm guessing "Alione" was the thing written on it...
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:29, 30th October 2003:
 
As long as you remembered to "Keep It Neal" afterwards, it's ok.
Posted by Sul, 13:31, 30th October 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:42, 30th October 2003:
 
'I was slightly hammered at the time'

Dan Sullivan, King of understatement.

KEEP IT NEAL!
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:45, 30th October 2003:
 
you did this in the intros again
Posted by Sul, 08:02, 31st October 2003:
 
I know. I'm bloody stupid. We should have an option to take it out of the intros.
Posted by chandler, 10:30, 31st October 2003:
 
or change the tag that it is given to (intros and idiots)
Posted by bah, 20:38, 31st October 2003:
 
These are two of the most incredible pieces of poetry in the world. Post sum more, man. Really made me laugh. I think I'll compile an anthology.

Let me try a crappy poem:
Poetry is what I cannot write
It isn't as easy as you think
I might just not be all that bright
Yeah. My poems stink.
Posted by steve_chilton, 00:38, 4th November 2003:
 
pens pens,
pens pens pens
lovely lovely pens.






i like pens







a lot.







no really.







PENS.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:26, 4th November 2003:
 
Well done Byron.