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Posted by eminem, 11:37, 30th October 2003:
 
really. im looking for answers
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:44, 30th October 2003:
 
They prevent STD infection as long as they don't burst or come off. The recent utter shite about them not being an effective barrier is exactly that: utter shite. Fucking catholic church have a lot to answer for!!
Posted by Sul, 11:46, 30th October 2003:
 
they can carry something like eight litres of water
Posted by eminem, 11:52, 30th October 2003:
 
eight litres of water? more like eight litres of sperm
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:56, 30th October 2003:
 
i forgot the

/rant over thing

They are funny when blown up on your head.
Posted by eminem, 11:58, 30th October 2003:
 
really? why?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:00, 30th October 2003:
 
Why funny on your head?

Well they squash your face up and make you look silly. This illicits a humourous response particularly if under the influence of loads of weed.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:10, 30th October 2003:
 
sprem
Posted by bored at work, 12:35, 30th October 2003:
 
They make good water baloons for trick or treaters.

Good note to make for tomorrow
Posted by chandler, 12:36, 30th October 2003:
 
as vicky points out they can be used to prevent sprem in anas
Posted by bored at work, 12:37, 30th October 2003:
 
Hahahahah
Posted by gobbo, 12:59, 30th October 2003:
 
They make excellent hand grenades against the undead if filled with holy water and thrown, a la dusk till dawn.
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 19:18, 30th October 2003:
 
Also they can be used to keep the dust of guns and the like when operating in a desert, like the US didn't in desert storm...and the brits did Muhahahaha
Posted by bored at work, 19:20, 30th October 2003:
 
Typical of the states. All the gear with no idea!
Posted by chandler, 20:46, 30th October 2003:
 
"The Dust of Guns"

sounds like a bad movie to me
Posted by WarHead, 22:30, 30th October 2003:
 
Waterproof sox - need I say more?
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 02:16, 31st October 2003:
 
Okay, that was bad enough for me not to be able to back and edit.

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