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Posted by cal, 17:09, 31st October 2003:
 
My mouse has gone to the stock cupboard in the sky.

I had IT round fixing my busted PC, and he insisted i get a new mouse because my old one was broken. i mean, it *was* broken, but it worked if you clicked hard enough and cleaned it out every other day.

Not i have some fancy new optical thing which only requires light clicking. My fingers will get fat and atrophe. I may die.
Posted by eatmypiano, 17:25, 31st October 2003:
 
You mean you're getting less exercise?
Posted by cal, 17:31, 31st October 2003:
 
it's not my fault - the IT man is making me avoid trivial exercise!
Posted by chandler, 17:47, 31st October 2003:
 
"My fingers will get fat"

what do you mean "get"
Posted by cal, 17:57, 31st October 2003:
 
cunt
Posted by chandler, 18:50, 31st October 2003:
 
did you use a pen to press those keys cal?
I thought with those fingers of yours you'd have typed:

vcuymnrt

:P
Posted by cal, 09:31, 3rd November 2003:
 
typing wand ;)
Posted by Grim..., 09:46, 3rd November 2003:
 
Hehehehe - 'If you require a dialing wand, please mash the keypad now.'
Posted by gobbo, 09:56, 3rd November 2003:
 
Chay has a nodding bird Cal could use to automate his keyboard pressing requirements...
Posted by chandler, 12:10, 3rd November 2003:
 
actaully the nodding bird is no more.
i could train the sea monkeys.
they are getting massive now (there are 5 over a cm long)