Posted by
cal, 09:24, 3rd November 2003:
07766756540: h elo bingham
07929585120: hello cal
blah: hello!
Mary E. oridomary2000@yahoo.ca: I need a friend in USA who will tell me about Jesus and I will like to visit USA too.
Sul: Lets kick it up a notch. BAM!!!
Zapp (Sul): Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men
criz: hey cal, hope you're cool, well, i know you're cool - i have one day off today - whoop de fucking do! Then i work four nights, and then have four days off, and then the same again, it's a vicous cycle, don't you wish you could play guitar at work whilst watch 24 tv's and talking on the radio.... nah i thought not.... hey i bet everyone who sends you a sms today sends it whilst on the round up page too.... erm, anyway... dr's calling... sedation time again.
Wee Willy Wumdrops (tommorris): Let me eat some gumdrops.
friday: i have a very interesting question for the php master
friday: i will tell u tomorrow
bob: boo
eeejit: why not joe cole ? or nat kink cole ? he wasa merry old soul.
eeejit: i crave approval. desperate, london
BRIAN LICKETYSPLIT@AOL.COM: OH YEAH I DO 3 TO 4 TIMES ADAY WHEN I CAN I LAY BACK DREAMING OF GETTIN SEEN BY FEMALE I SQWIRT OFF ALL OVER MYSELF
+254721747904 (fizzledogg): Hey,send me free posters of Jermaine Dupri
Fizzledogg/fizzledogg@studentvillage.co.za/+254721747904: Hey man?Hi I wanna know u man. Fizzledogg
Soupy: Coucou la voilou
2491298044 (xaashi): salan sare wa maxamed xashi ee .........
Only me (chandler): I like bumming boys
Sul (chandler): I wish I could bum you
jefemeca: hello. how are you?long time no hear
Sul: If I had a pet elephant I'd name him Cal - after you
Sul: if I had a Kangaroo I'd call him Cal - after you
Sul: if I had a Dove I'd call him Cal - after you
shannon: find child malesters
jess: i'm gainfully employed for the next day or so. i feel useful.
blingbling8384@aol.com: hey whats up everybody... Newark in here
anon: well 9i love michael jackson and i think hes great
Sul: Noone missed me for three days. Fucking cunts the lot of 'em :(
anon: 3 to 4 times a week. What's to be ashammed of?
anon: hiya amyhow r u chat tomeplease love sarahxxxxxxxxxxxxx
anon: sarah ur a poop
anon: hi all
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lilc or courtney: i need some one totalk to that an't prepy aight
jeff: woo! i got a new phone, it has a picture of me as a fat toddler on it at the moment.hehe.
Sul: Shakespeare walks into a pub. The barman says "get out, you're Bard"
fidelis ,mbakwenoh@hotmail.com , 2377852530: hi dear, plz i wish u kindly send me micheal jackson contact address for i am a talented west africant looking for help. Thanks while hoping to hear from u.
anon: what are the side effects of depo i just started on it
anon: I learned Danish I've fond some good books in Barne's and Nobles
+351967918669: i think my girlfriend cheats on me. how do i acess her cellphone inbox remotly?
jess: RIP Elliot Smith :(
beerman: I've got a bit of a beard today.
jess: OH GOD NO I'M STUCK ON LEVEL 14!!!argh!!
jeff: i went to bed on level 18..so far i've wasted 5 hours of my life playing that box game!
chay: hey cal, at some point can i be given access to the MySQL database making thingy on neuron1 so i can set one up. anytime in the next few days is fine. Cheers :)
Chay: Eat Well, Keep Fit, Die Anyway
rikki big dick: show me your dick
Sul: You get charged for these useless text messages we send you?
Lindsey/Beautifull@aol.com: Someone I love doesnt appreciate me.
ian@wibble2.net: Hi Cal...blogged you yesterday.Like your site.
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dangerous man: hello i wanna have agirl friend text me or call me on +21265155797
K-Jo: Rachel is well the fittest. i would love to kiss her (sent three times)
+447765836099: Ring ferg
peitesweet12589 (eman863): hey
00962795837601: kol 3am w2ntom b5eer
jeff: wicked.there's a programme about maria's mental breakdown on telly.. should tape it for gary..haha
juff: Thank you for my ceeedeee mr cal,i'm too tired to guess the tracks although i have most already!
jeff: tracklisting sent you YOU, but i want to know what the others are.. you should cddb it ;)
jeff: heeey! the only one's i actually have are the ones you sent me ;) i demand more kudos for my musical knowledge and google skilzz..i won simon's music competition y'know.
CORALYS,X6LAMALICIOSA9X: HOLA
Lisa/pussi_wipped69@hotmail.com/0422674522: Hey I am so fuken bored so if ne hot guys who live on the gold coast, email me at
pussi_wipped69@hotmail.com or call me on 0422674522
alex4luv@blackplannet.com: i will like to know micheal jackson personal email phone number and is resident house very urgently
5465456456: here is the most funnist thing my friend said he wants to be a girl for one day
Chandler 07791435537: You guys having fun? Have a good night, lots of love to you all. xxxxx
chay: has Vicky got it on with Rosie and/or her sister yet? im going to look silly tomorrow when i find that these texts dont go to your mobile
Posted by
chandler, 12:06, 3rd November 2003:
Only me (chandler): I like bumming boys
Sul (chandler): I wish I could bum you
WTF!!!!
that wasnt me. so either Sul's been pissing about or someone else has....
...EMMMAAAAAAAA! what have you been doing!