Discussion » Kitty Wants To Know .........

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Posted by Kitty, 15:37, 4th November 2003:
 
Blow up dolls.........joke novelty item or serious relationship fodder????
Posted by Rosie, 15:43, 4th November 2003:
 
Don't know - but I'd willingly give it a go.....
Posted by friday, 15:46, 4th November 2003:
 
U should have done a poll, but I think joke novelty item myself (not that I have ever seen one in real life)
Posted by Sul, 15:48, 4th November 2003:
 
I might buy one to try out. Do you think shops take returns or if they're like they are with pants?
Posted by friday, 15:56, 4th November 2003:
 
I think they must be like pants...........unless you could convince the shop owners that it was for an ornament
Posted by Grim..., 15:59, 4th November 2003:
 
Jokey, but some people pay a fortune for one of these: not work safe, so there's some pretty wierd folk out there, IMO...

[edit: you need a http:// in there, fool]
Posted by Sul, 15:59, 4th November 2003:
 
You see if I was going to buy a blow-up doll I wouldnt want some £20 throwaway slapper. But then if I dont like the goods I would want some exchange options.
Posted by tommorris, 16:47, 4th November 2003:
 
Mmmm. Manniquen sex. Freud would have a field day.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:30, 4th November 2003:
 
Grim, you seemed to have that link very quick to hand.
Sul you can't take a doll back after spunking in it.
Posted by Sul, 19:02, 4th November 2003:
 
what about if I dont spunk in it? I could do a typical porn finish and give her a wipe down. Noone need know.
Posted by gobbo, 20:24, 4th November 2003:
 
are they machine washable?
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:35, 4th November 2003:
 
Still probably not sul.
Being plastic, gobbo, in theory Im guessing you could stick them in the machine.
Posted by friday, 07:09, 5th November 2003:
 
on a cool wash
Posted by Kitty, 08:30, 5th November 2003:
 
The reason for this question is Kitty is getting grief from her ex-partner and is considering buying him one to get him off her back (or off from on top LOL) and hopes that he will lavish affection on his new plastic missus. Anybody have any other ideas as to how Kitty can resolve this dilema?
Posted by Kitty, 08:32, 5th November 2003:
 
Kitty has already tried the 'NO' but this does not seem to dampen his ardour. And Kitty having obtained a new partner has not seemed to make a difference either!
Posted by cal, 08:36, 5th November 2003:
 
find him a new partner. plastic or not. or have your new one beat him up?
Posted by Kitty, 08:43, 5th November 2003:
 
New partner lives in Northern Ireland and haven't told him about it as he would crush ex like a gnat. Kitty doesn't hate ex enough to see him squashed.
Posted by Miki, 08:48, 5th November 2003:
 
Isn't Kitty moving to Northern Ireland soon ?
Posted by Kitty, 09:00, 5th November 2003:
 
Yes she is!!! Yippee! But not quick enough :-(
Posted by Kitty, 09:02, 5th November 2003:
 
Only 3 more weeks to put up with ex panting down her neck!
Posted by Kitty, 09:05, 5th November 2003:
 
Or is there any willing females on here who would like to take on my rampant ex?
Posted by Kitty, 09:06, 5th November 2003:
 
Sorry, that was a tad homophobic - any guys on here who can turn him are welcome to him as well.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:12, 5th November 2003:
 
That third-person thing isn't helping much.
Posted by beargod, 09:43, 5th November 2003:
 
Go on jerry springer
Posted by Kitty, 09:59, 5th November 2003:
 
Excellent idea! *practices white trash accent