Discussion » I Am Called Lucy Record.

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Posted by Lucy Record, 19:52, 10th November 2003:
 
Hello! Wow, this is all a bit daunting. You guys are like the most techno computer savvy types ever! And you never do any work! Ever!

I'm Lucy. I'd love to be able to post on your board. I'm not that cool. I can try and be really funny. It'll be great.

But, first of all, you have to ask me a series of intimate questions. 20 in all. Only when I have answered all these questions can I join your board. I know the drill. Let your true perverted juices flow.

(That should really have been the name of the topic, that last sentence that.)

You have to number them so f5 is your friend, i think the saying goes. "GET WITH THE PROGRAM".

Lucy awaits!
Posted by Sul, 21:25, 10th November 2003:
 
Hang on! You're making the approval rules for your own aproval!? There's something not quite right there.
Posted by chandler, 22:05, 10th November 2003:
 
yeah. plus i could approve you now if i wanted. but this whole making your own rules just isnt on! so i wont :P
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:36, 10th November 2003:
 
Basically, you ask her pervy questions and she will try and charm you with her tits etc, she thinks that will get her approved and get attention.
Posted by chandler, 22:40, 10th November 2003:
 
"But, first of all, you have to ask me a series of intimate questions"

1. you say that "I can try and be really funny.". At what point do you intend to start?

2. Can you spell Noooooobie?

3. nah, i can't be bothered to come up with any more questions.
Posted by cal, 23:11, 10th November 2003:
 
4. show me your boobs?

5. something rude about (sul|chay|grim|arsepuppy)*

6. halla?

7. etc etc, ad infinitum


* delete as appropriate
Posted by cal, 23:12, 10th November 2003:
 
is your name really lucy record, or are you being funny (if so, explain - we don't gets joke very easily)
Posted by chandler, 23:20, 10th November 2003:
 
surely that is question number 8 cal?
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:26, 10th November 2003:
 
wacky funster?

even Timmy Mallet shouldnt be allowed to get away with that diatribe
Posted by WarHead, 23:33, 10th November 2003:
 
Do you know where your G-spot is (in theory)?

Do you know where your G-spot is (in reality)?
Posted by Lucy Record, 01:40, 11th November 2003:
 
1. If and when it becomes necessary.

2. Nubile.

3. If this is an answer.

4. (Tempted to put same answer as to question 3). But no. Buy me a webcam. Although I do suspect Reddy doesn't want any more chicks here so she can get all the guys at once.

5. Writes Musicals / Vegetarian / Geek / Gay Lord

6. No teenage slang. No love poetry. No mantra.

7. USW.

8. No, it really is. Although it would be cool if it was a joke.

9. Yes.

10. Yes. Perv.
Posted by friday, 06:34, 11th November 2003:
 
How many boys and how many girls post here?
Posted by cal, 08:08, 11th November 2003:
 
hmm. the depth of the answers suggests that our lucy is a regular. i shall do some ip matching, but in the meantime, *approved*
Posted by Grim..., 11:16, 11th November 2003:
 
11. Are you me pretending to be someone else?
12. If not, how do you know all this stuff?
13. What benifits does a turbocharger have over a supercharger?
14. Have you got big boobs?
Posted by Sul, 11:22, 11th November 2003:
 
I thought it might have been you based solely on the AP bash.
Posted by Grim..., 11:34, 11th November 2003:
 
I thought it might be AP based solely on the Grim... bash.
Posted by Sul, 11:52, 11th November 2003:
 
That couldve been any one of us ;)
Posted by Grim..., 11:54, 11th November 2003:
 
True. :shrugs:
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 11th November 2003:
 
"Although I do suspect Reddy doesn't want any more chicks here so she can get all the guys at once."

Although I do suspect that if Lucy doesn't retract that statement about my girlfriend she might find that her approval goes out the window :)
Posted by Sul, 12:20, 11th November 2003:
 
mOm
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:45, 11th November 2003:
 
LOL@Sul

I love that mOm ... makes me laugh everytime.

And I have a question:

What age are you?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:02, 11th November 2003:
 
It wasn't me.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:02, 11th November 2003:
 
And yeah, you tell her chay. Now if only it was your site.
Posted by chandler, 15:08, 11th November 2003:
 
:P
I have the power to remove her approval anyway
Posted by Sul, 15:10, 11th November 2003:
 
put it away Chay :p
Posted by chandler, 15:28, 11th November 2003:
 
sorry :(
Posted by cal, 16:03, 11th November 2003:
 
and i have the power to remove yours, bucko ;)
Posted by chandler, 16:10, 11th November 2003:
 
not if i remove yours first ;)
well actually yes you can still kill me and burn my remains
Posted by cal, 16:46, 11th November 2003:
 
you'd have to remove my admin flag and you can't do that via the web interface :)
Posted by Sul, 16:50, 11th November 2003:
 
but what if his HP was at 100 and he held the power trident of Novatelon? Could he do it then?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:52, 11th November 2003:
 
Bah! You'd *never* see me use the phrase "get with the program".

I'm guessing its coolcat88 in disguise.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:06, 11th November 2003:
 
Nah, it has to be detergent_drinker. Deffo.
Posted by Grim..., 17:24, 11th November 2003:
 
@Sul: Nah, Cal has a +9 'necklace of hacker protection'.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:22, 11th November 2003:
 
"Reddy doesn't want any more chicks here so she can get all the guys at once"

check ya facts bitch *gets talons out and claws your face off*

erm whatever deary, I don't want any more guys, thanks all the same. I'll leave the prostitution to you :-)
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:59, 11th November 2003:
 
meow.
Posted by Kezza, 22:48, 11th November 2003:
 
Do I have to do all that crap to get approval too? Or can I just remain a mystery?!
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:43, 11th November 2003:
 
I'd remain a mystery
Posted by Kezza, 23:49, 11th November 2003:
 
cheers :P
Posted by Kezza, 00:06, 12th November 2003:
 
So how does one get approval? Just lurk about alot? :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:15, 12th November 2003:
 
Lurk and don't try to hard :-D You get approval if you aren't a complete twat
Posted by chelleshark2002, 01:33, 12th November 2003:
 
You all sound very fun lol
Posted by friday, 07:37, 12th November 2003:
 
Oh yes, fun? Yes
Posted by chandler, 08:36, 12th November 2003:
 
"You get approval if you aren't a complete twat"

and sometimes even if you are
Posted by friday, 08:54, 12th November 2003:
 
lol @ chay
Posted by cal, 10:55, 12th November 2003:
 
"kezza" is approved
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:10, 12th November 2003:
 
"You get approval if you aren't a complete twat"

and sometimes even if you are


"Tonight on LivingTV, 'The Arsepuppy Story' starring Kate Bush as AP."
Posted by bain, 19:31, 12th November 2003:
 
16: where are my pants?
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:49, 12th November 2003:
 
on ur arse?
Posted by bain, 08:19, 13th November 2003:
 
Lucy is meant to answer it, not you ;[
Posted by Lucy Record, 02:06, 14th November 2003:
 
11. Are you me pretending to be someone else?

Yes.

12. If not, how do you know all this stuff?

I've been watching for ages. I've even got a picture of Sul shaking his ass.

13. What benifits does a turbocharger have over a supercharger?

More haste. Less speed.

14. Have you got big boobs?

Not that big.

15. Do I have to do all that crap to get approval too? Or can I just remain a mystery?!

No. I just like it.

16: where are my pants?

Where you left them.

Four to go!

Oh, I totally don't want to feud with Red Maid. You and I both know that quite a lot of the guys on this site want to probe the girls on this site. Suggesting that I may flash my mammary tissues about is quite scandallous.
Posted by friday, 08:58, 14th November 2003:
 
So you say you have been watching us for a while, hey? What part of Africa do I live in?
Posted by Grim..., 09:00, 14th November 2003:
 
You totally got 13 wrong
Posted by cal, 09:04, 14th November 2003:
 
17. is the universe infinite?

18. how can you spot a RUSS?

19. what color is the bomb?

20. who came up with the current strapline?
Posted by Grim..., 09:10, 14th November 2003:
 
We need an IAmCal test for this sort of situation. Just 20-40 questions, and they have to get 50%, or something...
Posted by friday, 09:11, 14th November 2003:
 
ha ha, just noticed the strapline!!
Posted by chandler, 09:15, 14th November 2003:
 
oh man the strapline works brilliantly in this thread!
Posted by cal, 09:20, 14th November 2003:
 
heh

grim: i was thinking that actually. a standard iamcal trivia test
Posted by chandler, 09:23, 14th November 2003:
 
anyone could complete it using the search thing though.
so it wouldnt stop the really determined idiot.
Posted by Rosie, 09:55, 14th November 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:07, 14th November 2003:
 
Yeah but in the words of Norris McWhirter, Dedications what you need.
Posted by Lucy Record, 13:23, 14th November 2003:
 
That would reward the obessive and exclude the keen-but-not-that-keen people.

Surely?

I mean, would you want to approve anyone who knows so much about all of you?

More answers coming soon.

LUCY RECORD
Posted by beargod, 16:48, 14th November 2003:
 
who did come up with the latest tag line? If it was me, i don't remember it, and am not too sure if it is possibly me.

I wish i come on here more often :(
Posted by Grim..., 16:57, 14th November 2003:
 
It was rosie.
Posted by Lucy Record, 02:40, 15th November 2003:
 
17. is the universe infinite?

depends what you mean by infinite.

18. how can you spot a RUSS?

really stupid uninformed comments?

19. what color is the bomb?

same colour as the think tank

20. who came up with the current strapline?

Ro ro sie.

Yeah. 20. I've been approved. You've made a simple country girl very happy!
Posted by RUSS, 10:23, 15th November 2003:
 
watch it lucy i may use some really stupid uninformed comments to bitch slap you
Posted by Redmaiden, 12:18, 15th November 2003:
 
18. how can you spot a RUSS?

really stupid uninformed comments?


What is your fucking problem?

How the fuck did she get approved?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 15th November 2003:
 
I am fairly sure its one of our lot fucking about.
Posted by chandler, 21:15, 15th November 2003:
 
yes
Posted by chris, 20:40, 16th November 2003:
 
it's not me or donnie!
Posted by Redmaiden, 10:14, 17th November 2003:
 
It's Uncle...
Posted by beargod, 10:33, 17th November 2003:
 
isn't 18 wrong?
Posted by Lucy Record, 02:02, 20th November 2003:
 
TRIANGLE INSTRUMENTSBETTER RED THAN DEADDARK HORSE DECOR
Posted by chelleshark2002, 23:34, 24th March 2004:
 
you guys are goofy but i like it
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:10, 26th March 2004:
 
On that note...
Posted by Geekster, 23:12, 26th March 2004:
 
*counts the number of times boobs and or tits are mentioned* *wonders how this iamcal quiz will turn out*