Posted by
cal, 14:58, 11th November 2003:
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Some more things happened in Las Vegas that I guess I should tell you.
Some things that I am not proud of, but I need to tell somebody, and
feel like we can talk about things, you know? You're like that
younger/older sister/brother that I never had (not counting the brother
and sister I actually have). I'm going to assume that it is understood
that this is a secret, and if you tell anybody we are totally not BFFs
anymore. Okay, here goes...
Well, maybe I should explain a few things first. The guy LEFT THE
ENGINE RUNNING in the Limo. We'd heard many stories about "comps" in
Las Vegas, and naturally assumed that this was a "complimentary
Limousine Joy Ride".
Secondly, I could have SWORN that I read on the news or something that
it was LEGAL to fire automatic weapons inside your hotel room in Las
Vegas. Perhaps I "misinterpreted" something somewhere, but I am almost
postive I read this on CNN or something.
Thoidly, I'm pretty sure those five teenagers WEREN'T VERY HAPPY WITH
THEIR LIVES. I mean they were just sitting around, brooding, wearing
sideways trucker hats and spouting off these inane, disconnected
anecdotes about the Hilton sisters. COME ON.
Fourth, we made ABSOLUTELY SURE that the buzzards were ALREADY DEAD
when we dragged them into the casino. This should not have been a big
deal, and we paid MORE than enough to clean up.
Fifthly, 100 grams of cocaine does NOT have a street value of $30,000.
I may have said too much already. I'll write back when