This is FACT:
Walked into our local last night for a few lagers to find the A & B rugby teams getting leathered. Fair enough I thought, we shall sit away from them and hopefully they wont bother us. Stupid me! So, just starting my second pint, which was goign down a treat and suddenly one of the A team (i pressume the capatan) stands up, and belows 'BOLLOCKS'. At this 'command' 4 guys standing at the bar turn around pull down the trousers and boxers, exposing the full tackle to all. They lift their shirts (they all had shirts, ties and jeans on which i found bizarre) and show the bawz, cocks the full buhna for about 5 minutes, just standing there drinking their pints with the family jewels out. At this point I am in shock, never seen this behaviour before but my lovely lady finds it mausing and starts shouting 'Wee Cock' at one of the idiots. This was amusing as he got extremely embarrassed and he seemed to shrink under the spotlight.
Anyway, they sort themselves out and time goes by. From time to time the same Capatan, or twat as I now refer to him stand up and starts the whole lot of them singing the most shitty songs...I cant remember any of the words thank god. So this goes on until about 11ish, obviously they are all well pished by then and have decided that thy haven't got their cocks out in at least 2 hours so what do they do:
They (6, perhaps 7 of them) all stand up, pull down trousers and boxers, dip their cock and sacks into their pint and pass the pint to the next person who does the same! This goes on until the pint is back with the original dunker. So, yes they now down the pints in a 1-er and start singing another stupid fuckin song. What the fuck is that all about?!? Who the fuck would drink a pint that has had 6 cocks, and 6 set of bollocks dipped into it?
Conclusion: They are all fuckin idiots!
Its possible you might be the last person on the planet to discover that fact. A valuable lesson learned about drinking with the rugby types i think.
Never again Vic..no fuckin way!
I was in shock for hours.
Posted by
chandler, 11:10, 13th November 2003:
you made this an intro. but its moved now :)
Makes you wish they would just give into the curiosity and shag each other for gods sake! Repress those homo-erotic tendancies!
Posted by
Rosie, 11:16, 13th November 2003:
Yuk!
Imagine if a stray pube had found its way into the beer. One of them would have drunk it. EEEWWWWW!
This is me being sick...... :O
It's the smegma that would worry me more than the pubes. That and the syphilis.
Posted by
Sul, 11:25, 13th November 2003:
Who the fuck would drink a pint that has had 6 cocks, and 6 set of bollocks dipped into it?
Well... if I was being honest... :/
Posted by
plindoe, 11:54, 13th November 2003:
Vic, do you remember Gaz doing that to Mark's pint in the Blue Bell?
Dropped his cock into his pint then ripped some pubes out and dropped them in, Mark comes back and drinks it!!!
WINNER!
Posted by
Grim..., 12:19, 13th November 2003:
Hehe - that's gross.
I don't remember it but it sounds both familiar and amusing.
Posted by
friday, 12:47, 13th November 2003:
yuk I will never leave my beer unattended again
Posted by
RUSS, 13:33, 13th November 2003:
rugby boys are fuckwits. fact
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:34, 13th November 2003:
Absolutely correct.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:09, 13th November 2003:
No, rugby boys who act like that are fuckwits. Stop stereotyping.
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Posted by
trim..., 16:11, 13th November 2003:
you have to be a bit of a mentalist to want to play rugby though..
Posted by
RUSS, 16:23, 13th November 2003:
i am stereotyping because evry single last one of them does shit like that. fact
Posted by
Grim..., 17:18, 13th November 2003:
Um, my girlfriends 10-year old brother doesn't, and he plays for Northampton under 13's.
but he doesnt drink jugs of snake bite in pubs...or does he?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:21, 13th November 2003:
Er no - that's kind of the point =/
Posted by
chandler, 17:22, 13th November 2003:
"he plays for Northampton under 13's."
year but just wait til he is in the under 21s team :/
Posted by
trim..., 18:25, 13th November 2003:
if they're not already like that, then they have the potential to become like that.. stereotyping is FUN!
Sweeping Generalisations are what make life worth living Trimothy, never you forget it.
Take the French for example.
Posted by
trim..., 19:09, 13th November 2003:
well whilst we're at it, all jewish people are obsessed with money!! haha!
and, and, and .. ah bugger, i cant think of any more..
Come on, there are plenty.
Americans belive that you should get 50mg of Irony daily.
For example.
Posted by
trim..., 21:52, 13th November 2003:
germans eat sausage all day long
Posted by
Redmaiden, 22:02, 13th November 2003:
My dad used to play rugby but he wouldn't have had cock flavoured beer (unless he's turned over a new leaf)
fucking foul
Posted by
Sul, 22:31, 13th November 2003:
I imagine it doesnt taste that much of cock.
You women amaze me, You put cocks in your mouths FFS.
Posted by
Sul, 22:41, 13th November 2003:
yeah! How gay is that?!
Posted by
Sul, 22:41, 13th November 2003:
hang on...
Posted by
Kezza, 00:05, 14th November 2003:
Just because we suck cock doesn't mean we like the taste, it's like waxing your legs, you don't want to, but you feel you have to.
Posted by
Kezza, 00:06, 14th November 2003:
With nicer results obviously :)
Posted by
bain, 02:11, 14th November 2003:
wait wait
you feel obliged to suck cock?
Posted by
ell, 02:35, 14th November 2003:
Excellent, the national mind-control plan is working then.
Posted by
Grim..., 09:04, 14th November 2003:
Like, if you're not with a boyfriend, you feel incomplete if you haven't sucked cock that day?
Posted by
cal, 09:08, 14th November 2003:
where do you live? it's important i know
Posted by
Grim..., 09:09, 14th November 2003:
Tell me (07940407537), and I'll tell Cal for you.
Posted by
cal, 09:18, 14th November 2003:
quicker to phone me direct: 07899 835 995
Posted by
chandler, 09:20, 14th November 2003:
You two are pathetic
;)
Posted by
RUSS, 09:56, 14th November 2003:
red how do you know your old man didn't drink cock flavoured beer? were you there on every one of his piss ups? i guarrantee he done something similar, all rugby types do.
Posted by
Grim..., 09:57, 14th November 2003:
Are you a rugby type then, RUSS?
Posted by
chandler, 09:58, 14th November 2003:
I wouldn't describe Reddy's dad as a Rugby type. :)
Posted by
RUSS, 10:08, 14th November 2003:
nah i wouldn't describe myself as a rugby fan, but there is a rugby club at the end of my road which is always open for a late night drink and have been in there a few times and seen the shenanigans they get up to
Posted by
tommorris, 13:07, 14th November 2003:
Where was this, Foghorn?