Posted by
cal, 10:36, 20th November 2003:
i'm reading old issues of upside clown, and this anti-mac rant caught my eye. tres amusant
Let us assume for a moment that you, the gentle reader, possess a
digital camera. Let us assume further that you also have a computer,
running Windows XP. Let us strain credulity still further (and I can see
you sneering, you iMac smugwart. I don't care how good OSX is, it hasn't
made anyone like you, has it?) by positing that, when plugging the one
(camera) into the other (computer), probably using a cable or similar
contrivance, your instinct is to open the Scanner and Camera Wizard
(look, just shut the fuck up. Seriously. I don't care. Nobody cares. You
will die alone and silent, and the subscription copies of "Mac User"
shall gather unheeded on your doormat. I hate you. I hate you more than
I hate crimson used to communicate boldness as a border design. I hate
you more than I hate the use of violence to silence debate. I hate you
more even than your parents do, and that's going some).
Posted by
cal, 12:46, 20th November 2003:
that's only an extract off the story
Posted by
WarHead, 13:57, 20th November 2003:
Shame, I was so looking forward to finding out what happened at the end.
Was it Miss Scarlett with the vibrator in the bathroom?