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Posted by 9inchAussies, 13:21, 22nd November 2003:
 
I want to become a gay prostitute and need some help or hints on how to entr the industry.
Posted by brendolyn, 00:23, 27th November 2003:
 
you are so stupid. there are all kinds of diseases out there. people don't care what they give you
Posted by brendolyn, 00:25, 27th November 2003:
 
i can't believe someone actually wants to degrade their body like that. that is sad!!!! get a life. get a future. don't go out there and get aids and die stupid.
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:33, 27th November 2003:
 
or bum with a gay condom
Posted by Brock, 19:04, 27th November 2003:
 
If you want to enter the Gay Prostitute industry, I reckon "from the rear" may be a good place to start.

Just a thought.
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:50, 27th November 2003:
 
teehee
Posted by tommorris, 19:59, 27th November 2003:
 
"If you want to enter the Gay Prostitute industry, I reckon "from the rear" may be a good place to start."

I always thought just posting about Michael Jackson in the Introductions forum would bring you in enough punters for the year.
Posted by Sul, 12:33, 6th December 2003:
 
took a while but here's the answer:

www.hookonline.org/resources/default.htm

...its actually a good read
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 17:21, 6th December 2003:
 
WOW....

Bow before the might knowledge of the Internet....
Posted by cal, 14:03, 7th December 2003:
 
well, of sul anyway
Posted by Nutta2004, 13:07, 11th December 2003:
 
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! 4get being a gay prostitute that iz like so disgustin and so sad i mean y wud u wana bcum a prossie and sell ur body for money y dont u jus get a man!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:08, 11th December 2003:
 
Eloquently put, 'Nutta'
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:11, 11th December 2003:
 
And people say that education in this country is on the decline.
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 13:14, 11th December 2003:
 
Because in a relationship the money comnes to you via a third party or shop in the form of gifts and food and such things all very well but not the cold hard cash required...
Posted by Grim..., 13:23, 11th December 2003:
 
In response to first post - you need a book called 'Sarah'.
Posted by tommorris, 17:37, 11th December 2003:
 
Nutta2004's post is worth treasuring forever and ever.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:40, 11th December 2003:
 
I'm astounded by his/her ability to do a line of exclamation marks without prematurely letting go of the shift key.
Posted by tommorris, 17:42, 11th December 2003:
 
So am I!!!!11!!!!111!!!!!! They just look the same, don't they?!!!1!?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:44, 11th December 2003:
 
I'd love to slap the cunt that invented txt spk. Although it's very likely it was Prince.
Posted by tommorris, 17:45, 11th December 2003:
 
lol lol roffle
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 18:33, 11th December 2003:
 
How much money do you get each 'time', out of interest?
Posted by tommorris, 18:38, 11th December 2003:
 
Probably depends on how much your clients want to pay.
Posted by Adel_Rivo, 21:15, 16th May 2004:
 
"upto 36 percent of men are gay or bisexual in their feelings"
-American Journal of Psychiatry 151

For anyone curious about a real man-to-man experience:

"Adel has a great body and is warm, attentive and down to earth, with a relaxed, friendly personality that will put you instantly at ease... Latin passion meets Indian sensuality. Experienced, talented, fun, clean, safe, discreet, reliable and just plain great to be with. But you be the judge."

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Adel Rivo

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Posted by Brock, 00:21, 17th May 2004:
 
*edit*

don't tout on CALS'S site, dickhead.

Stay in AOL.

*banned*
Posted by cal, 01:10, 17th May 2004:
 
*our* site o_O
Posted by WarHead, 01:34, 17th May 2004:
 
Someone's getting too big for his booteeeees.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 03:04, 17th May 2004:
 
Can't sleep again. Bah.

I used to have an escort, it was nice and fast, especially with German superunleaded. had to sell it when i came back to England though :(
Posted by Brock, 18:16, 17th May 2004:
 

Sorry, Cal. It irritated me, and I forgot myself.


My bad.

/hangs head.

It's Cal's site. I know that now. I will never lean to the dark side again...

:(
Posted by cal, 23:08, 17th May 2004:
 
heh, it's ok. it kinda is our site
Posted by spy_diamond, 08:39, 18th May 2004:
 
good profession!but be careful.measure penis size and agree!
Posted by su, 09:50, 18th May 2004:
 
awwww that's so very sweet - when is the wedding date?
Posted by Grim..., 10:01, 18th May 2004:
 
How far is Massachusetts from Vancouver?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:31, 18th May 2004:
 
The distance between Vancouver, Canada and Boston, Massachusetts is 2,505 miles (4,031 km).


Bow before my asking Jeeves prowess!
Posted by Grim..., 11:42, 18th May 2004:
 
That's a long way to go to get married.
Posted by su, 11:47, 18th May 2004:
 
but wouldn't you do almost anything for true love?
Posted by Brock, 12:17, 18th May 2004:
 
Except strap-ons. I've mentioned this before.

Or being crapped/pissed on. That's too far.
Posted by Rosie, 12:20, 18th May 2004:
 
I could put up with someone having a wee on me - but not a poo. Thats too yukky.


(Only Brad Pitt could wee on me - if he wanted)
Posted by Brock, 12:25, 18th May 2004:
 
I'll tell him. He'll probably be on the next flight.

Maybe you should get some plastic sheets on the way home from work, Rosie.
Posted by Miki, 12:26, 18th May 2004:
 
not even Bradd Pitt :S
Posted by su, 12:29, 18th May 2004:
 
never ever
Posted by Rosie, 12:34, 18th May 2004:
 
Well, he'd have to drink from my furry cup first....

It would be worth being pissed on then
Posted by Brock, 12:36, 18th May 2004:
 
hahahahah!
Posted by WarHead, 13:27, 18th May 2004:
 
This thread has taken a rather unpleasant turn.
Posted by WarHead, 13:31, 18th May 2004:
 
It started with that rather sweet sentiment from su and then went downhill fast enough make a hardened big dipper rider blow chunks.
Posted by WarHead, 13:44, 18th May 2004:
 
Hang on, I've had time to think about this.

Rosie, why do you want Brad Pitt to drink your widdle?
Posted by Brock, 13:49, 18th May 2004:
 
And let's not forget that this thread started about gay prostitutes.

So not much of a downturn in conversation.
Posted by su, 13:51, 18th May 2004:
 
it's Brad Pitt
Posted by WarHead, 13:51, 18th May 2004:
 
Brock: Yeah, but su made it uplifting and we shot it down in flames.

Su: Yeah, I know it's BP, but why get him to drink your wee when he could be licking your lolly?
Posted by Brock, 13:56, 18th May 2004:
 
euphamism twist: drinking from the furry cup, is fanjita-munching, not wee drinking, WH.

Does that seem more reasonable now?
Posted by Grim..., 13:58, 18th May 2004:
 
I think the word Brock is looking for is cunny-lingus =]
Posted by WarHead, 13:59, 18th May 2004:
 
I'm sorry, I had a wee fixation for a while there. I'm still not sure it's a good deal.
Posted by Brock, 14:00, 18th May 2004:
 
No. The words I was looking for were 'Munching' and 'fanjita'.

Hence my using them.

And you mean cunni lingus.
Posted by WarHead, 14:02, 18th May 2004:
 
Are you sure it's fanjita? And not fajita?
Posted by Brock, 14:03, 18th May 2004:
 
fajita is mexican bread thingy's (or something like that).

'fanjita' is a girl's hairy axe wound.

Duh!
Posted by Grim..., 14:06, 18th May 2004:
 
Er, I was taking the Mike with cunny-lingis...

And it's cunnilingus, without any spaces.
Posted by WarHead, 14:09, 18th May 2004:
 
fajita is mexican bread thingy's (or something like that).

'fanjita' is a girl's hairy axe wound


Thanks. I'll try to remember that next time I'm in a Mexican restaurant.
Posted by WarHead, 14:11, 18th May 2004:
 
Well, the question now, is whether Rosie would prefer Brad to munch on her fajita or fanjita. Or both. And if both, in which order?

Do they have hot sauce on fajitas? As that may influence her decision.
Posted by Brock, 14:11, 18th May 2004:
 
Grim: if there's no space in the middle, where do you put your tongue?
Posted by Brock, 14:12, 18th May 2004:
 
WH: only if she doesn't wash.
Posted by Grim..., 14:14, 18th May 2004:
 
if there's no space in the middle, where do you put your tongue?

#Ba-dum Tish#
Posted by Rosie, 14:15, 18th May 2004:
 
I'd eat fajitas whilst Brad was munching my fanjita. I love to eat fajitas. YUM.
Posted by Grim..., 14:22, 18th May 2004:
 
Surely if Brad was any good at it you wouldn't be able to eat your fajita?
Posted by Brock, 14:24, 18th May 2004:
 
Good point.

Not as perfect as you imagine, is he, ladies?
Posted by Grim..., 14:28, 18th May 2004:
 
YEAH!

TAKE THAT, PITT!

YOU AND YOUR ANOREXIC WIFE!
Posted by Grim..., 14:30, 18th May 2004:
 
I'd still hit her, but I'd much rather hit her in Series 1...
Posted by Brock, 14:32, 18th May 2004:
 
Headline alert!

"BRAD PITT IN 'SHIT IN BED' SHOCKER"

So, you heard it here first. Another iamcal ground breaking story. That should have destroyed that myth, and made the rest of us more likely to be the subject of womens fantasies.


Um. Maybe.
Posted by Grim..., 14:37, 18th May 2004:
 
"JEN IN 'GRIM...'S THE GUY FOR ME' SHOCKER - PITT DEVASTATED"

Hurrah!

Straight to the chippy with you, girl!
Posted by Grim..., 14:41, 18th May 2004:
 
Hang on a second, IAmCal owns Google, right.

So if I say 'Jennifer Aniston Loves Matt Squirrell' a lot, then google will pick up on that, right?

And what Google says is the truth, right?

HURRAH!
Posted by Grim..., 14:41, 18th May 2004:
 
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Posted by Grim..., 14:41, 18th May 2004:
 
That should do it =]
Posted by Sul, 14:45, 18th May 2004:
 
What class have you got next Grim...?
Posted by Brock, 14:45, 18th May 2004:
 
"Jennifer Aniston files law suit against stalker bloke named after stupid little furry animal"
Posted by Grim..., 14:54, 18th May 2004:
 
Sul: I just went to look at what class I would have next if I was still at school and I find out my English teacher has died =[

Brock: Nah, that'll be squirrel with one 'L'.
Posted by Brock, 14:55, 18th May 2004:
 
"Jennifer Aniston files law suit against dyslexic stalker bloke named after stupid little furry animal"

:p
Posted by Grim..., 14:59, 18th May 2004:
 
Better.

Anyway, what's your surname? Lesnar?
Or are you the guy from Digimon?
Posted by cal, 20:13, 18th May 2004:
 
which teacher's dead grim?
Posted by Brock, 20:34, 18th May 2004:
 
He linked it in a thread called "Awww" I think.

I'd look, but I can't be arsed.