Posted by
cal, 08:51, 1st December 2003:
All the news that's fit to print:
yellow_duckee: does anyone hav msn screen namez?
Sul: Chay started a thread about the SMS roundup. It's gonna take a month now for this to get in. I dunno why I'm stating this
Emma (Remaiden): toot toot
ezam 0126375139: hai sayag ii
0126375139: ewan ahaiai ajsasm aksmla
anon: cute smart good
lil d: i am cute smart and good
febe/febe624@yahoo.co.uk/0165562929: happy bitrhday
Grim...: Note to self: By the time you read this, it will be the beginning of December. TAX YOUR CAR. That is all.
jeff: i meant 'mariah' not maria..doh..she's a fruitcake..hehehe
dartfordman/storm@embassy.fsworld.co.uk: hello
094675897: hej to ja
+32494675897: lkjhggffjfgg
Samantha / samanthanelligan@hotmail.com: i think the most depressing song ever is R- kelly if i could turn back the hands of time it is so good and very depressing
ian the kitten: maowww.. purrrrr...
friday: Oh Ok, I was asking u 2 ask Grim 2 phone ASIF on +447760422658 2 arrange collection of young ones videos
+2348033030628: hello Sir, I just want to sure if you get this text message if yes,please reply sir
0726981456: baby yoo"''
Jenna: come fuck me, i'm horny for you,
fist!!!:(mr chris lucid parkinson) omg i just got like the best fisting ever, it was like my ass was a rubber band totally stretched around your double-clench hand
tor!!! sPAzLoRD!!:(mr chris lucid parkinson) oh my god, like, i just saw the sickest thing ever. it was so bloody sick. this girl just gave birth to a child through a womb on her leg, but it was actually a vag shaped potato
PROLAPSE!!:(mr chris lucid parkinson) Fodor? He's just, like, Bruce Forsythe. Chalmers? Bob Monkhouse. Perverted Statitcian - Standard Deviation just isn't enough. SCREW YOU!!! PENIS WRENCH!
mardike@ozemail.com.au: hellovetica looks good! rf via SMH (Syd Mng Herald), rgds Mardi
jeff: I lost my bellybutton ring..i feel naked without it..
george bush (juff): i'm coming to london so you'd best shut the darn place down in case someone tries to kill me ok? good...
a: THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T PUT AN SMS THING ON YOUR WEBSITE (sent 7 times)
a: PS: MATRIX REVOLUTIONS > YOU
Dick: Your site sucks
Beer: My rats like egg food. You usally give it to budgies but they love the stuff. It's all powdery and you just add water. They had it when they were babies and now one is ill they get it again. Eggfood.
jeff: oh man i made cakes and they smell goooooooood mmcakes
anon: grumpy
jeff: can u remember the url for that website about the fat american dude who took pictures of himself eating a massive burger?
jeff: but i dont get b3ta newsletters! help!
jeff: hehe, you said ninny.
Jeremiah/jeremiah@saturn9solutions.com: Hey Cal - saw your site listed in the latest zeldman link-o-rama for fonts :) just fyi :)
www.zeldman.com/daily/1103a.shtml#onelin...
adil 067997078: salut
anon: hi
katie/kcockerham@cox.net. 225-806-1965: Is this right.
ktee: I gave you my email
kcockerham@cox.net: Give me info on using sms
07787118813: hello polly how are you
krazeekt: wot kinda website is dis???
anon: 66 BONES OF THE BODY
jeff: I made sausage and onion mini baguettes for lunch but i cant eat all of them.. want one?
anon: haha
anon: i have this boyfriend now and its like we hardly talk on the phone or see eachother and i know it can be me at times but i go to school and i have like no time what do i do
07901791942: DUD U LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM 28 DAYS LATER
jff: you out of the office today?sent you an emailll
21267509450: hi safiaaaaaa
19173352698: salam , c safia, labass 3alik ,,????
Beer: My..only...regret is that..I have boneitis.
Reddy: Get well soon Mister Cal
trim..: put my pic on the liquid news thread!
friday: hope you are now better Fx
rainmanda: thanks for the info on he-man's battle cat's name, and you guys are freakin' weird!
trim: he's called WARhead and works for the government!
jessicafenech1@optusnet.com.au: dear delta, I really want to meat you. YOU ARE THE BEST. GOODBLESS YOU I LOVE YOUR SONGS
+21265155797: hello tis is me
96656999395: abbu jan salam aap kisi doosri airways se maloom karen hosakta hai sasta ho hum shiddat ke sath aapki aamad ke muntazir hain. hosakta hai kal pata lage shakir
sam/shorty151@btopenworld.com: i want to finger my ass but i dont know if it will harm me in any way
01624065916: hallo
+99599933626: ad
jamie martin: hi wot u up to I have not been cooking on the computers all afternoon
foundhelg@yandex.ru: I know target David Akamba. Write my. I help you understand. Oleg from Russia.
foundhelg@yandex.ru: www.netroad.ru/~foundhelg LOOK ME
tommy/tommy_chaney2002@yahoo.com/0: this me tommy if there is any one seeking good writer i m a good writer so he has right to call me or to send me messenger
douha: hello kl 3am o antm balf kair
jeff: i think for the anglepoised stylesheet, viewed links should be purple or less bold or summat
+21265155797: hello how's life
jfff: still bored?
brendolyn: nothing
+21270806807: salut
toemouse: hi
chop: hey i need a doctor
Posted by
Grim..., 08:55, 1st December 2003:
friday: Oh Ok, I was asking u 2 ask Grim 2 phone ASIF on +447760422658 2 arrange collection of young ones videos
I posted them on Saturday!
Posted by
friday, 09:24, 1st December 2003:
"All the news that's fit to print:"
and I thought some of this was bad, like references to bottoms and funny potatoes, oh Cal, sorry, this must mean that sometimes you really do get shite messages
Posted by
Sul, 10:19, 1st December 2003:
Does anyone else send text messages to various people in the round up?
I may graduate onto emails this morning
Posted by
cal, 10:27, 1st December 2003:
i get about 5 times that many messages. many that make no sense at all, some obscene and alot from people who are doing it to avoid paying to text me. the sms roundup generally only contains things people sent to the site, rather than sms's that were meant just for me
Posted by
Sul, 10:38, 1st December 2003:
Thomas,
I heard you were a writer. What do you write? Is there any dancing involved?
Thanks
Daniel Sullivan
(Michael Flattley on speed)
Posted by
Sul, 10:59, 1st December 2003:
My roundup (well whats on my phone anyway)
I've just got back to my house im ok. sorry. - Tasha
He must have been on his way back from blue water i wonder what he had brought it must have been in the wheelbarrow - Tasha
In the pub with mates... Told them about your crusade, and you have 5 extra people supporting your "Spiderdan Sullivan" movement, go Sul - Ell
Well if you change your mind i'm here - Tasha
Are you on a train i'm at c x - Tasha
If i had money i'd make you happy. - Tasha (come to think about it that sounds like a money for sex deal. Might follow that one through)
And thats whats sitting in my phones inbox.
Posted by
friday, 13:02, 1st December 2003:
Messages in my inbox:
"Hi, I will be in around 9, sorry Im late"
"Pls pls, I want 2 marry you, we can we go 2 the church?"
"I'LL COL MAWA SYD"
"Cheeky;)"
"Isnt technology great? Im sitting here in nothing more than my boxers communicating with a person in africa. F*****g brill!!"
"U R the most lovliest woman a man could wish 4"
Posted by
cal, 13:25, 1st December 2003:
i imagine the second from last.
this tasha - is she single? also, is she related to you?
Posted by
Sul, 13:32, 1st December 2003:
You're right. How did you guess? Do african phone networks block swearing Friday?
She isnt single but that doesnt stop me hitting on her. And she's not related to me. Why would that be a problem?
Posted by
friday, 14:09, 1st December 2003:
Cal is SINGLE??
Sul - no they dont, I just dont like swearing much, should have written Francing instead!!