Discussion » Places For Hot Chicks To Show Naked Pictures

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Posted by Grim..., 17:22, 3rd December 2003:
 
Yes ladies, you can do it right here!
Posted by Grim..., 17:22, 3rd December 2003:
 
Inspiried by Cal from the suicide thread...
damn. it's the iamcal/google effect
whenever we talk about anything, iamcal leaps to number one on google


Roll up! Roll up!
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:08, 3rd December 2003:
 
Aren't you satisfied with Nov's piccies?
Posted by Wimpie, 20:20, 3rd December 2003:
 
Hi iam new so please tell me what this is all about
Posted by cal, 21:03, 3rd December 2003:
 
if you're a hot girl, post photos of yourself naked here :)
Posted by Brock, 00:46, 4th December 2003:
 
How hard was that to work out from the thread title?

Good call though.

If the lovely (as yet undiscovered) ladies find they are nervous around cameras, and are worried how posting nude (maybe)pics may affect their normal lives, I put myself forward as a consultant to advise which shots may be posted with maximum effect to their positive publicity campaign.

Although I'm not a perv, or ought. Just trying to help.
Posted by friday, 06:54, 4th December 2003:
 
Brock, how kind, MAYBE I will arrange some (pictures)
Posted by Grim..., 08:46, 4th December 2003:
 
Nov hasn't sent me her pictures yet =[
Posted by theone, 12:09, 4th December 2003:
 
What pictures
Posted by WarHead, 12:16, 4th December 2003:
 
Pay attention, you wombat.
Posted by Brock, 16:40, 4th December 2003:
 
Have to say, that this thread hasn't produced the flurry of shots that i was kind of hoping for.

Not COMPLETELY surprised, but "Bugger" none the less.

Still holding out for friday's promise...
Posted by tommorris, 16:51, 4th December 2003:
 
Guys, just open a hotmail account, and come back a week later. There will be so much porn in there you will never have to surf for it again.
Posted by Brock, 17:01, 4th December 2003:
 
Far too much plastic for my liking.

What happened to real women?
Posted by cal, 17:26, 4th December 2003:
 
friday - you can mail them to me and i'll put them up :)
Posted by Brock, 17:28, 4th December 2003:
 
Oh, I see. Just cos it's YOUR website, I'm getting trumped, am I?

Pistols at dawn on the common, you bounder...
Posted by cal, 17:42, 4th December 2003:
 
who's dawn?
Posted by Brock, 18:18, 4th December 2003:
 
Did you modify my post just to steal my gag about 'who's dawn?'

Yegads! You're sneakier than I thought!

The fight shall be to the death!


or at least until one of us starts to bruise, anyway...
Posted by chandler, 20:25, 4th December 2003:
 
hahaha
Posted by friday, 05:57, 5th December 2003:
 
eek, men arguing over my photos, what a nice start to the day!!
Posted by plindoe, 09:41, 5th December 2003:
 
Well, we dont seem to have many pics yet do we, maybe some national newspaper advertsing would help!
Posted by Rufus, 10:45, 5th December 2003:
 
It might but it would cost a lot to get it in there, unless you found some incriminating evidence involving the editor of the paper...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:48, 5th December 2003:
 
RUFUS! Excellent *&^&^%($%%*£$%£*
Posted by plindoe, 13:51, 5th December 2003:
 
LOL
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:05, 5th December 2003:
 
I have posted many pics on here, so I don't want to hear it. It seemed like everytime I did I upset the other ladies, so I decided to stop.

As for Grim ... I decided not to send them and keep them to myself for now. You will have to do with what I already posted/linked to.

Hope you guys have a good week. It is snowing, so I am goign home early.
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:22, 5th December 2003:
 
You never upset me with your pics
Posted by cal, 22:30, 5th December 2003:
 
I want snow here :'(

also, i am sick. hence no cal today
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:40, 5th December 2003:
 
Hey so whats this about. Its my first time on a thing like this so can someone explain about what youre supposed to do here. Please
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:41, 5th December 2003:
 
How can we get snow in here?
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:43, 5th December 2003:
 
So for me to become an official member I just need to like,
send lots of letters
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:44, 5th December 2003:
 
Is anyone in here?
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:46, 5th December 2003:
 
Im feeling depressed now. I think im going to check out the suicide place.
Later.
Posted by cal, 22:51, 5th December 2003:
 
this is a uk messageboard

no one here at night mostly
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:53, 5th December 2003:
 
oh sorry. I didnt know that
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:53, 5th December 2003:
 
Im on California its 2:54pm over here. How about there?
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:55, 5th December 2003:
 
So how do you place pictures on here?
Posted by SurferMatt, 22:56, 5th December 2003:
 
Ill be back later.
Posted by November Eclectica, 23:47, 5th December 2003:
 
Cal - I hope you feel better soon.
Posted by November Eclectica, 00:35, 6th December 2003:
 
Posted by November Eclectica, 00:38, 6th December 2003:
 
Bye-Bye
Posted by Brock, 01:19, 6th December 2003:
 
Nov! I knew I could rely on you!

Top Job!

My weekend has been brightened considerably.
Posted by November Eclectica, 01:22, 6th December 2003:
 
I had to let my honey choose which ones I could post. Glad I made your weekend.

Night-Night ... time for sex ..urm .. I mean bed.
Posted by Brock, 01:26, 6th December 2003:
 
Boo! I'm getting nowt....

Did you have to rub it in?

(so to speak...)
Posted by Redmaiden, 10:49, 6th December 2003:
 
is that minge I can see?
Posted by Brock, 15:42, 6th December 2003:
 
And they say poetry is dead...

but it looks distinctly like it might be minge to me, too...
Posted by Redmaiden, 16:26, 6th December 2003:
 
yup it's a minge
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 17:49, 6th December 2003:
 
Haha, I would concur with that it does seem that there is something that could be though of as "Non-Work Safe"...*coff*coff
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:37, 6th December 2003:
 
yeh minge isn't safe at work
Posted by Sul, 23:01, 6th December 2003:
 
Depends where you work. I met a geeza in a pub on borough high street who owned a company that billed porno sites. You can guess that people in that company had to watch the ins and outs of porn (pun very much intended) all the time.
Posted by Kezza, 23:14, 6th December 2003:
 
that would be amazing, I find porn quite funny, doesn't turn me on though!
Posted by Tesseko, 07:10, 7th December 2003:
 
Porn is funny... I don't have a camera, might take my friends in a few days....
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 12:25, 7th December 2003:
 
And do what with it exactely...? And I would as liberal frineds as your your where they don't mind you just taking them....
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:15, 7th December 2003:
 
hmmm ... didn't the subject line say "Places For Hot Chicks To Show Naked Pictures"

So, that would tell you that the pictures posted would not be "work safe".
Posted by chandler, 19:01, 7th December 2003:
 
Yeah but it also said "For Hot Chicks"
meaning a certain level of quality
Posted by Tesseko, 19:05, 7th December 2003:
 
Use it to take pictures for my boyfriend, and I might get one to post here. She wont care. Her mom might... but she hates me anyways.
Posted by Sul, 19:38, 7th December 2003:
 
Hang on... I'm confused... you take pictures of your mate for your boyfriend? You're the best girlfriend EVER!

(assuming your friend is a hottie)
Posted by Tesseko, 19:41, 7th December 2003:
 
I'll take pics of myself. She is not. And he is pissed becasue I haven't sent him anything, and he has sent me several...
Posted by friday, 06:21, 8th December 2003:
 
Nov - beaut! Respect to the max!
Posted by Brock, 09:11, 8th December 2003:
 
Does that mean that you are going to follow Nov's example, friday?

I am still able to offer my classy 'photo screening' service...

don't tell cal...
Posted by friday, 09:26, 8th December 2003:
 
ha ha!
Posted by Brock, 09:39, 8th December 2003:
 
That's got a kind of 'no' ring to it...

*sulks*
Posted by friday, 10:00, 8th December 2003:
 
patience is a virtue

;-)
Posted by Grim..., 12:16, 8th December 2003:
 
=]
A google search of "Put Naked Pictures Of Hot Chicks" reveals this.

Winners!
Posted by Brock, 12:20, 8th December 2003:
 
Hurrah! We're the best, erm, perverts.....*ahem*
Posted by friday, 12:23, 8th December 2003:
 
SHIT! That was my quote there, OMG!
Posted by chandler, 12:25, 8th December 2003:
 
iamcal Ownz google
Posted by friday, 12:31, 8th December 2003:
 
yeah! we rule!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:57, 8th December 2003:
 
Like the Wee Papa Girl Rappers?
Posted by friday, 13:19, 8th December 2003:
 
you said it first
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:25, 8th December 2003:
 
Where?
Posted by friday, 13:28, 8th December 2003:
 
there on the stair
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:33, 8th December 2003:
 
Clip Clippety Clop?
Posted by friday, 14:36, 8th December 2003:
 
exactly!
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:16, 8th December 2003:
 
Thank You Friday.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:46, 8th December 2003:
 
Why have I not noticed this thread!!?!? shit!

OK..where are all the burds? LOL

Nov, nice pic! :o) Also, nice minge.
Posted by Brock, 18:21, 8th December 2003:
 
So. Are we going to get a chance to upset Tesseko's bloke then?

Any predictions?

Nov is putting the rest of the women to shame here...
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:02, 8th December 2003:
 
I don't need to validate myself on the net thanks.
Posted by Brock, 21:15, 8th December 2003:
 
Whoops. I've upset the feisty one trying to be controversial...
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:32, 8th December 2003:
 
*miow*

I'm not trying to be controversial :-) I'm not the one getting my minge out
Posted by chandler, 23:55, 8th December 2003:
 
(not for you lot anyway)
:P
Posted by Tesseko, 00:14, 9th December 2003:
 
Why would you upset my 'bloke'? I assume you are talking about Alex...
Posted by November Eclectica, 00:42, 9th December 2003:
 
Sorry if I offended anyone. Pictures were taken down.
Posted by Redmaiden, 01:31, 9th December 2003:
 
didn't offend me
Posted by Daffyd, 01:37, 9th December 2003:
 
[snip]
Posted by Grim..., 08:48, 9th December 2003:
 
I'm not the one getting my minge out


What's that funny smell?

Lemon?

Pork Pie?

Oh, it's jealousy!
Posted by Brock, 09:13, 9th December 2003:
 
Christ! And I thought I was going to get a kicking...

/stands back and ducks...
Posted by friday, 09:47, 9th December 2003:
 
Glad someone said it before me, anyway, I didn't see it as a "M" I saw it as an artistic shadow.....
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 13:24, 9th December 2003:
 
Yeah exactely, very nice pics done arty like tis fine...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:17, 9th December 2003:
 
Well said Grim!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:18, 9th December 2003:
 
Jealous of Nov, I don't think so!
No offense to the girl
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:37, 9th December 2003:
 
Wow, who isn't going to get cussed!

Tesseko, (is that a mistronounciation of Tesco?). Post the pics of your man on here!
Posted by Brock, 19:51, 9th December 2003:
 
Sod that! We want to see the pics of her...

Have you got that camera yet, Tesseko?
Posted by arsepuppy, 20:36, 9th December 2003:
 
Never a truer word spoken Grimothy.

Chip/Shoulder interface, innit.
Posted by chandler, 23:13, 9th December 2003:
 
rather than being on the cusp of the Art/Porn interface.
Innit
Posted by Tesseko, 23:35, 9th December 2003:
 
Te(like in take)se(say)ko(coke)It is Japanese. I can't post any of him. He would get mad... I showed a couple of my close friends... he wasn't exactly thrilled. No... Two more days before I can even get a hold of the camera, let alone take pictures... technology and I often disagree... the computer is all I am even so-so with.
Posted by November Eclectica, 21:30, 10th December 2003:
 
@Red ... None taken.
Posted by Kezza, 22:54, 10th December 2003:
 
Personally, i don't like the idea of very intimate pics of myself being viewed by others, nov has other reasons for wanting people to see them, which is fair enough, and in my eyes it doesn't seem that Redmaiden was being jealous, just different circumstances for different people.
Posted by Kezza, 22:55, 10th December 2003:
 
oh and all the pics are pretty
Posted by blade, 19:53, 21st January 2004:
 
sad
Posted by Brock, 19:54, 21st January 2004:
 
Up your chutney ferret, boy.
Posted by blade, 19:54, 21st January 2004:
 
there all fuckin dead hurrah
Posted by blade, 19:55, 21st January 2004:
 
have u ever heard of beachy head brock u limp knob
Posted by Brock, 20:03, 21st January 2004:
 
Course, my poetic friend
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:05, 21st January 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:23, 22nd January 2004:
 
blade? As in gay-blade?
Posted by joels hot, 01:55, 24th January 2004:
 
hey
Posted by joels hot, 01:56, 24th January 2004:
 
hello
Posted by joe bigalow, 17:11, 25th January 2004:
 
hay hay
Posted by Ralphael, 20:52, 30th January 2004:
 
H3N7A1.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:33, 1st February 2004:
 
Carla Bonner!
Posted by leigh, 14:13, 2nd February 2004:
 
where are these pictures
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:14, 2nd February 2004:
 
up your arse picking daisies, innit.
Posted by Rosie, 14:27, 2nd February 2004:
 
*snigger*
Posted by rasta69, 06:05, 3rd February 2004:
 
yes where are the pics??
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:17, 3rd February 2004:
 
oh piss off for heaven's sake.
Posted by farhad, 08:17, 6th February 2004:
 
i really enjoyed sophia
Posted by farhad, 08:19, 6th February 2004:
 
sophia was really cool her booming body was made my mouth water.any way she agreed to sex with me even if i am too young less than 13 years
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:45, 6th February 2004:
 
Hi beargod.
Posted by blood, 08:17, 8th February 2004:
 
hey
Posted by Alan_craw, 18:10, 17th February 2004:
 
there are no pics here
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:12, 17th February 2004:
 
Right? Who's been pissing in t'gene pool?
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:13, 17th February 2004:
 
they were taken down .. you missed your chance ... so get over it .. move on ..nothing here to see. *evil smile*
Posted by Alan_craw, 18:15, 17th February 2004:
 
booooooooooo!
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:18, 17th February 2004:
 
Consider that your punishment for typing "naked chick pictures" into Google.
Posted by Brock, 18:24, 17th February 2004:
 
But rest assured, if it helps, that we all saw them, and rather nice they were too!!


Hahahahahaha! In your face!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:30, 17th February 2004:
 
Yeah, they are secure on my harddrive for my own photoshopping pleasure.
Posted by Brock, 18:31, 17th February 2004:
 
Too far AGAIN! Frohman! To your room!

Although, in hindsight, that may not exactly make the situation better...
Posted by November Eclectica, 01:58, 18th February 2004:
 
tsk ..tsk naughty boy Abe. Although I wouldn't mind seeing what you came up with in photoshop.
Posted by Brock, 08:41, 18th February 2004:
 
*boing*

Sprung, Frohman!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:55, 18th February 2004:
 
Ok, Check this one out;

Posted by Brock, 10:07, 18th February 2004:
 
As hot chicks go, that's grim.

(see what I did there?)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:07, 18th February 2004:
 
(clever)
Posted by Sparrow, 20:12, 18th February 2004:
 
Posted by Miki, 20:39, 18th February 2004:
 
we've seen much more nakednesser

/Beargod
Posted by Sparrow, 20:51, 18th February 2004:
 
Actually, im sure thats true. I wasnt here long enough to see all the posts, maybe thats a good thing :p

Hmm, my last post got deleted, or something...
Posted by cal, 08:11, 19th February 2004:
 
the database tells me you edited it...
Posted by Sparrow, 07:09, 23rd February 2004:
 
oh, maybe I did but I forgot. Or maybe my roomie did *shrug
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 00:35, 25th February 2004:
 
That's a wicked pic.

Bit more pricey, however.
Posted by tim, 06:10, 25th February 2004:
 
tim was a chick to suck on his dick come to 26 law st newborough australia
Posted by angeldelight, 10:47, 26th February 2004:
 
case of the missing punctuation again??
should that read:
tim was a chick too,
suck on his dick,
come to 26 law st...
Posted by sasha, 08:20, 27th February 2004:
 
I would post a pic of me in a thong just to see the response. But, I don't know how to post pics in here.
Any advice?
Posted by cal, 08:44, 27th February 2004:
 
easiest way is to mail the picture to me (cal@iamcal.com) and i'll post it for you.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:58, 27th February 2004:
 
You were on to that pretty quick cal.
Posted by Brock, 10:05, 27th February 2004:
 
The speed of a striking sloth...
Posted by Grim..., 22:05, 1st March 2004:
 
Who nicked me fosters >=[
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:14, 1st March 2004:
 
I didn't nick all of it mate, if you look closely, you will see that i left the reflection.
Posted by Sul, 22:21, 1st March 2004:
 
Which is still too much fosters for my liking.
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:25, 1st March 2004:
 
What's the similarity between Fosters and having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking close to water.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:32, 1st March 2004:
 
What if the Canoe is in the boathouse?

Or on a roof-rack?

Or in the natural history museum?
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:33, 1st March 2004:
 
God, a night down the pub with you would be a social disaster wouldn't it!
Posted by hemawan arifin, 02:53, 5th May 2004:
 
hai.....hai.........
Posted by su, 11:33, 5th May 2004:
 
damm i discovered this thread late
guess i missed the deadline for posting my pics?
Posted by Brock, 11:34, 5th May 2004:
 
errrr. nope.

post away...

:D
Posted by su, 11:39, 5th May 2004:
 
i hate being tardy tho
it wouldn't seem right
Posted by Brock, 11:43, 5th May 2004:
 
we won't mind, honest.
Posted by su, 11:45, 5th May 2004:
 
thanks Brock, you are always so very thoughtful
but i've just seen it's for hot chicks
oh well
Posted by Brock, 11:46, 5th May 2004:
 
rats.
Posted by su, 12:01, 5th May 2004:
 
you want photos of naked rats?
Posted by Brock, 12:08, 5th May 2004:
 
Yeah. Show us your rat.

or beaver.
Posted by su, 12:14, 5th May 2004:
 
well i don;t know how to post pictures in her - but if you want naked rat
narmci.8k.com/images/fu2.jpg
Posted by su, 12:14, 5th May 2004:
 
well i don't know how to post pictures in here - but if you want naked rat
narmci.8k.com/images/fu2.jpg

you sick old man
Posted by Brock, 12:15, 5th May 2004:
 
I heard you first time.

And anyway, you're older than me.

:p
Posted by su, 12:22, 5th May 2004:
 
life as an experienced woman works fine for me
Posted by friday, 12:51, 5th May 2004:
 
ha ha! Well said, su.
Posted by big boobs, 07:15, 19th May 2004:
 
hey guys.....
wud luv 2 give sexy pics o mine.n wud luv it if ne1 fucks me as well........
u can cum n suck me if u like!!!!!!!!
Posted by Grim..., 09:00, 19th May 2004:
 
Hurrah!

Oh, wait, you're a guy aren't you?
Posted by The |ll Nar Nar, 12:35, 20th May 2004:
 
Well, this is sad. btw if chandler happens to lower his standards and join this particular topic, congrats on ur minority report deductions. i had similar thoughts myself. btw how about u just download some porn u horny bastards.
Posted by Alfie, 12:48, 20th May 2004:
 
"if chandler happens to lower his standards and join this particular topic, congrats on ur minority report deductions."

nice, that's two compliments rolled into one sentence, from someone i don't even know about a topic i don't remember posting about.

excellent %^)^&^)$*$)&*%
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:49, 20th May 2004:
 
I hope that Chandler doesn't join this topic, he's a dick.
Posted by Alfie, 12:51, 20th May 2004:
 
i hope that Vic doesn't join this topic, he sucks off weasels.
Posted by Brock, 13:01, 20th May 2004:
 
I hope that Brock doesn't.....

Oh.

wait.

:(
Posted by WarHead, 13:04, 20th May 2004:
 
I hope Wárhead doesn't join this thread, he's an imposter.
Posted by vultureman, 13:55, 20th May 2004:
 
where's the pics!?
Posted by Grim..., 14:44, 20th May 2004:
 
Good fucking call, Vultureman!

COME ON WOMEN, FFS!

BRING ON THE BAPPIES!
Posted by Dòc Lucid, 12:24, 21st May 2004:
 
there ya go

Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:29, 21st May 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by Dòc Lucid, 12:36, 21st May 2004:
 
Posted by Dòc Lucid, 12:39, 21st May 2004:
 
Posted by Grim..., 13:32, 21st May 2004:
 
Hehehehehehe
Posted by Barbara, 13:48, 21st May 2004:
 
Sandra! That's our Sandra in that pic! Oh the naughty girl, I'm going to tell on you!
Posted by Grim..., 14:28, 21st May 2004:
 
Tell her something from me.

Tell her: "Sandra... YOU FUCKING MING!"

Jesus, talk about 'candle in the eye'.
Posted by Brock, 14:30, 21st May 2004:
 
Erm, would that not be 'the FRRRIIIIKKKKINN eye!!!1111'?
Posted by Grim..., 14:36, 21st May 2004:
 
No, no, not atall.

"Candle in the eye" is something me and my mates say to describe a swamp donkey.

"Candle in the FRRIIIKKKINN eye!!!!!1111onetwofreddy'scomingforyou" is something the Doc says randomly, I think.
Posted by brad_420, 07:16, 31st May 2004:
 
hey females whats up with yall tonight?
Posted by tommorris, 14:02, 31st May 2004:
 
Is this thread still in existence? Bleedin' hell.
Posted by Adrienne, 23:48, 14th June 2004:
 
what the fuck
Posted by Brock, 00:08, 15th June 2004:
 
....do you want, freak?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 08:28, 15th June 2004:
 
Freak is a bit of a harsh judgement on one post isn't it Brock? She only Went To France.
Posted by Brock, 08:58, 15th June 2004:
 
Yeah, but she got lost!

Dozey cow.
Posted by Lyn, 09:15, 15th June 2004:
 
Please don't ban me brock I need a pseudonym and I've forgotten all my old passwords...
Posted by Brock, 09:17, 15th June 2004:
 
You won't get banned unless you're a stupid twat that posts rubbish and pisses people off!

I'm not some sort of despotic tyrant. Despite my reputation :)
Posted by Lyn, 09:20, 15th June 2004:
 
"You won't get banned unless you're a stupid twat that posts rubbish and pisses people off"

too late for that I'm afraid.
Posted by Brock, 09:23, 15th June 2004:
 
Ah, but in the last two forms, you haven't been too bad. It's been a sort of evolutionary progress toward normality. Still some way to go, obviously, but to deny an improvement would be unfair.

:P
Posted by Lyn, 09:29, 15th June 2004:
 
Thanks. I'm getting there. :)
Posted by Saltation, 14:56, 15th June 2004:
 
i thought brock was talking about himself there, actually