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Posted by mimi, 19:30, 4th December 2003:
 
Hi everyone whats up i dont go 2 work, i still go 2 school but i say this web site and jus wanted 2 say hi. Hi my name is Melissa Flockhert. Im 17 and go to Clio High School Hi agian i have to go know bye bye
Posted by Brock, 19:34, 4th December 2003:
 
Does your school teach English at any point?
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:45, 4th December 2003:
 
Good lord that hurt my eyes!
Posted by Brock, 22:53, 4th December 2003:
 
The thought occurs that if she speaks anything like she types, it's a hell of a sentence. I guess she'd need a serious set of lungs for a 17 year old to get through that lot....


Hmmmmm... That conjurs another image. Should we point her toward the other topic?

this is a link

Or am I just a dirty old man?
(Blimey, let me guess the answers I'll get for THAT!)
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:15, 5th December 2003:
 
we know u salivate at naked chicks anyways
Posted by Rufus, 10:47, 5th December 2003:
 
Yeah, but who doesn't?
Posted by chandler, 10:52, 5th December 2003:
 
well i hope she doesnt for a start
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 13:00, 10th December 2003:
 
Hi I did manage to complete my english. But all I ever seem to read is if, then, do, until, and they gve me the wrong meaning of Dim
Posted by Sul, 13:01, 10th December 2003:
 
That humour was rather BASIC

hohoho
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 13:11, 10th December 2003:
 
you just have to visual-ise these things
Posted by Sul, 13:13, 10th December 2003:
 
But thats just Loop-y.

Am I ACTUALLY making shit programming jokes? God save me. :/
Posted by cal, 13:14, 10th December 2003:
 
10 PRINT "Ha ha"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 13:14, 10th December 2003:
 
geek
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 13:18, 10th December 2003:
 
next you will be telling me there are 10 types of people in this world those who understand binary and those who dont.


I will stop now before I get my head kicked in.
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 13:52, 10th December 2003:
 
This is class
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:56, 10th December 2003:
 
Red text?
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 14:30, 10th December 2003:
 
No this

for some reason my link did not work?????

j-walk.com/other/wifispray/index.htm
Posted by cal, 17:29, 10th December 2003:
 
just post the url you see - it's auto-magical
Posted by Sul, 19:40, 10th December 2003:
 
No, this is (a) class


I'm sorry. They get worse dont they :(
Posted by cal, 08:34, 11th December 2003:
 
hehe - best so far ^_^
Posted by plindoe, 10:10, 11th December 2003:
 
I remember programming, should be what I do for a living but fucked about too much, need to be more geek!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:13, 11th December 2003:
 
You plenty geek.
Posted by Mr Gerbick, 12:00, 11th December 2003:
 
I went out last night with my work.
it was a PRIVATE FUNCTION
Posted by cal, 12:57, 11th December 2003:
 
i tip for oo programmers - never share your private members with your friends.
Posted by reitsma, 02:02, 12th December 2003:
 
FAR OUT GUYS!

stop it with the nerd jokes, already!!!

>:o|

can't someone just offer, a normal, regular expression, instead of all these geeky puns?

sheesh!

:o)
Posted by Grim..., 08:48, 12th December 2003:
 
Okay, here's one...
<?php
$string = "April 15, 2003";
$pattern = "/(\w+) (\d+), (\d+)/i";
$replacement = "\${1}1,\$3";
print preg_replace($pattern, $replacement, $string);

/* Output
======

April1,2003

*/
?>
Posted by cal, 08:49, 12th December 2003:
 
ok that's the end of it.

__END__

see ;)
Posted by Grim..., 08:52, 12th December 2003:
 
My joke's a bit obscure...
Posted by tommorris, 13:21, 12th December 2003:
 
Tee hee. Regex.
Posted by Grim..., 14:57, 12th December 2003:
 
Preg_replace is a regular expression.
Get it now?