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Posted by Grim..., 13:56, 9th December 2003:
 
Any gamers out there who want to come to a free LAN party?

You'd have to bring your own PC, which should be capable of playing games like SOF2 and JK:Jedi Acadamy (and have a network card in, obviously).
Posted by tommorris, 14:12, 9th December 2003:
 
(Where?)
Posted by Grim..., 14:44, 9th December 2003:
 
(Bedford).
Posted by tommorris, 15:08, 9th December 2003:
 
(Oh. Right.)
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 15:16, 9th December 2003:
 
I though you ment proper games...with WHFRP, SLA INdustries or Hackmastr or the like...shame
Posted by cal, 15:35, 9th December 2003:
 
I thought you meant proper games, like quake2, halflife, avp2, gravity force, cow wars, just imagine, etc.
Posted by gobbo, 16:00, 9th December 2003:
 
and what about Tron?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:20, 9th December 2003:
 
And JSW?
Posted by Grim..., 16:39, 9th December 2003:
 
I heard that Jet Set Willy sucks in Multiplayer mode.

Obviously Half Life and Q2 will be included...
Posted by plindoe, 16:54, 9th December 2003:
 
When?
Posted by Grim..., 17:25, 9th December 2003:
 
Click here (if you don't mind being assulted with l33t).
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 17:36, 9th December 2003:
 
NIce and very amusing use of l33t....Sounds cool though might have to sort out me upgrades before then and get a machine that'll play those games...h
Posted by cal, 08:25, 10th December 2003:
 
oi! that's my FAQ joke!
Posted by Grim..., 08:35, 10th December 2003:
 
Hehe - I stole it =]
(Hope you don't mind).
Posted by Grim..., 12:00, 11th December 2003:
 
Hang on, if I put the words:

Free UK LAN Party

Then this will show up on Google, right? =]
Posted by plindoe, 16:12, 11th December 2003:
 
You fancy going Vic?
Posted by tommorris, 16:23, 11th December 2003:
 
Perhaps you could invite some MJ fans along, fire up Roger Wilco and shout "sprem in your anas" at them.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:25, 11th December 2003:
 
Or do some kind of LAN bukkake ceremony. It could work, in theory.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:26, 11th December 2003:
 
Not really up for going up to manchester for christmas, back to bedfordshire for a lan party, back to manchester for new year and then back to london on the 4th.


So no.
Posted by tommorris, 16:29, 11th December 2003:
 
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Rogue Wiener 3 - Bukkake Edition sounds like the perfect title.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:30, 11th December 2003:
 
or "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Kiss" to use an old sexual term
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:32, 11th December 2003:
 
You could have one, err... 'bukkakee' with a system, and everyone else on the network as 'bukkakers', who will projectile sprem (albeit in a computerised way) in the face of the bukkakee.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:32, 11th December 2003:
 
DOUBLE POST ARGH!

Mr Henderson! The budgies have escaped!
Posted by tommorris, 16:40, 11th December 2003:
 
That was the idea of Rogue Wiener 3 Bukkake Edition. Think hub-and-spoke network design.

Or alternatively, you could have a circle jerk - the peer-to-peer design.
Posted by tommorris, 16:42, 11th December 2003:
 
Ah... phallic network topology.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:43, 11th December 2003:
 
chub-end-smoke design? Filth.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:44, 11th December 2003:
 
Don't forget the WAN kernel.

(I know this makes no sense whatsoever, it just sounds funny when read out)
Posted by tommorris, 16:45, 11th December 2003:
 
You wanna make Rogue Wiener go "wide area"? Err. sick.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:47, 11th December 2003:
 
The idea of a wiener being rogue troubles me.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:48, 11th December 2003:
 
You see! It says WAN ker! Arf!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:49, 11th December 2003:
 
I know nowt about networks or RPGS. I now feel like a quadrapleigic in a swimming gala.
Posted by tommorris, 16:55, 11th December 2003:
 
TCP/IP = oral sex.
IPX = anal sex.
AppleTalk = foreplay?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:57, 11th December 2003:
 
You've lost me now.

I'll give it a go though

BBC - Dry Fuck
ITC - Grope from Auntie
IBM - Arse Over Cheddar
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:00, 11th December 2003:
 
ITV2 - Terry's Chocolate Orange, Rub It In My Face You Dirty Southern Bitch.
VIC 20 - Sunday Wobble Tube.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:01, 11th December 2003:
 
Nah, I really don't know what you're on about :)
Posted by tommorris, 17:06, 11th December 2003:
 
SCO = use of cruise missile as a buttplug.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:06, 11th December 2003:
 
Give me strength, Lord.
Posted by Grim..., 17:08, 11th December 2003:
 
Vic - the party isn't until the 30th January.