Discussion » Current Songs That Make Me Sick Up Blood

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Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:21, 10th December 2003:
 
Putrid festering piles of wank that seem to hang around all the longer because it's nearly the time of a Pagan festival hi-jacked by christians. That whiny little rectal prolapse Mick Hucknall weaseling on makes me want to cut of ears and eat them. The abomination that is the Osbournes single makes me feel unclean. I'd rather drink septic puss.

Bah humbug.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 10th December 2003:
 
That Osbournes one is wretched. And it's a redoing of an old Sabbath song apprarently

On a separate note, who else was *very* disappointed with the new Strokes album? Dull as. Every track sounds the same!
Posted by Brock, 15:29, 10th December 2003:
 
Apparently, 'festive season' is an old Saxon translation. It means 'all songs shall be complete shite, and sung by novelty people or with novelty lyrics. All shall lose all taste and buy them forthwith, cos the twats won't sell anything the rest of the year...'

At least, that's what my dictionary says.

Christmas brings out all the dross into the charts. FACT.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:33, 10th December 2003:
 
I'm guessing this isn't a good time for me to fling abuse at those 'sacred cows' RHCP and the Foo Fighters. Dull, stadium dross. The U2 that it's safe for kids to like.

RHCP's greatest hits? Bought that, 'twas a blank CD-R
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:34, 10th December 2003:
 
Watch it you.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:35, 10th December 2003:
 
tee hee!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:39, 10th December 2003:
 
Dunno about current songs, but I have to say that anything under the 'emo' banner makes me retch. Music designed for emotionally immature bedwetters with a taste for plastic jewellery and the whole 'Belle-and-Sebastian-arrogance-disguised-as-tweeness' thing. But with GUITARS, MAN!


Yes, it's about time I came clean. I am in fact Julie Burchill. I hate everything.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:42, 10th December 2003:
 
..Apart from that, there aren't much songs that annoy me now. Must be getting old. And fruitier.
Posted by trim..., 15:47, 10th December 2003:
 
what on earth has happened to your s.p.a.g today ap? you seem to have caught a touch of beargoditis.. must be the cold weather
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:49, 10th December 2003:
 
spag?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 10th December 2003:
 
I take a guess at spelling and grammar.
Posted by Grim..., 15:53, 10th December 2003:
 
The abomination that is the Osbournes single makes me feel unclean. I'd rather drink septic puss.

I would love to test the validity of that statement...
I'll buy the single if someone else gets the puss!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:55, 10th December 2003:
 
Don't you mean 'pus'?

Drinking 'puss' isn't as bad assuming it isn't septic.

American Fanny?
Posted by trim..., 15:55, 10th December 2003:
 
how about we hack his leg open, throw dirt in it and leave it for a few days? at least it'd be his own septic pus..
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:56, 10th December 2003:
 
PUS!
Posted by Brock, 15:56, 10th December 2003:
 
Nice picture...
Posted by tommorris, 15:59, 10th December 2003:
 
Google speaks for itself:
images.google.com/images?q=pus
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:59, 10th December 2003:
 
Nice edit, trimothy!
Posted by trim..., 16:01, 10th December 2003:
 
oddly i edited it before i even saw your 'PUS!' post
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:03, 10th December 2003:
 
Yeah yeah ok pus. And no I wouldn't really. I would rather stub my toe really hard on the couch. How's that?
Posted by Grim..., 16:48, 10th December 2003:
 
Okay, I'll buy the single and then come round to your house with meh stereo and refuse to turn it off until you really boot the corner of your couch.

Or is that exaggerated too?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:50, 10th December 2003:
 
No i'd rather stub my toe, not so hard it breaks but enough to make me swear really loud and grab my foot. Maybe even cry a little.
Posted by eatmypiano, 13:48, 11th December 2003:
 
spag = Spelling, Punctuation and Grammar.

There's some good songs out at the moment (Outkast, Muse, Offspring...) but none of them are Christmas songs. Which is probably why they're good.
Posted by Grim..., 13:57, 11th December 2003:
 
I thought that when you stubbed your toe you broke it...

Or is that just my imagination?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:59, 11th December 2003:
 
just your imagination. I've stubbed my toe loads on the coffee table and couch and have never broken it.
Posted by Grim..., 14:18, 11th December 2003:
 
Yeah, but isn't the pain caused because you break it in some way?
Posted by trim..., 14:22, 11th December 2003:
 
if someone punches you and it hurts, it doesnt mean that they've broken anything. duh.
Posted by cal, 15:24, 11th December 2003:
 
i think what he's referring to:

when you stub your toe hard (when it fucking hurts) then you often actually break your toe.

is that just an urban legend? snopes doesn't have it. might just simply be true
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:42, 11th December 2003:
 
That OutKast song is aces.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:49, 11th December 2003:
 
Really? I've never heard that. It can't be true caus eI've stubbed my toe dozens of times and it's stops hurting 10 minutes later.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:06, 11th December 2003:
 
High experience points, innit. Level 8 gives you toe-stubbing pain immunity.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:11, 11th December 2003:
 
I already have a magic wizard stick to cure minor ailments like toe stubbing. Bonza.
Posted by Grim..., 17:22, 11th December 2003:
 
Beer - The only way to know that it's not broken is to have broken it before, otherwise how would you know what it feels like?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:23, 11th December 2003:
 
Experience Level 13 - "Knowledge of what broken bits feels like without it actually happening to you"
Posted by Grim..., 17:25, 11th December 2003:
 
Hey, I wonder what our 'Posting' skill is?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:27, 11th December 2003:
 
6175
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:27, 11th December 2003:
 
Your Posting Level Increased By 1!

6176
Posted by Grim..., 17:36, 11th December 2003:
 
No, you wouldn't gain one level per post, it's normally an exponential curve type-thing, for instance:

1 post: Level 1
2 posts: Level 2
4 posts: Level 3
8 posts: Level 4
16 posts: Level 5

etc.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:37, 11th December 2003:
 
Oh, ok.
Posted by tommorris, 17:41, 11th December 2003:
 
x=y^2
Or
x=y^3 on hard mode.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:42, 11th December 2003:
 
Is this about porn?
Posted by tommorris, 17:44, 11th December 2003:
 
Yes, but you've got to use your imagination to work out what the x and y variables are.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:46, 11th December 2003:
 
What about the little roof thing? Where I'm from we put that above vowels to denote it being longer than normal. AAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOO etc.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:48, 11th December 2003:
 
Fuck Algebra. Fuck it to the moon.
Posted by tommorris, 17:48, 11th December 2003:
 
a^b
equals a to the power of b in netspeak. or something.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:50, 11th December 2003:
 
oh right. I still stand by my earlier comment.
Posted by eatmypiano, 16:14, 12th December 2003:
 
It's called a circumflex. It means the same as the SUP tag in HTML which probably isn't allowed: 42
Posted by eatmypiano, 17:33, 12th December 2003:
 
No, it's not as that says 42