Discussion » Micheal Jackson

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Posted by Just a min, 03:35, 17th December 2003:
 
i pledge the legence to the flag mmicheal jackson is a fag he used to play with lil toys now he plays with lil boys
Posted by Just a min, 03:38, 17th December 2003:
 
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Posted by cal, 08:17, 17th December 2003:
 
as much as we may not like mj, we like people who type like you even less
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:18, 17th December 2003:
 
Whatever happened to "my enemy's enemy is my friend"?

Actually, that's a really really terrible proverb. Hussy! Harlot!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:55, 17th December 2003:
 
or perhaps, better still, "my enemy's enema is my friend"
Posted by Julia Anas, 14:39, 17th December 2003:
 
Doing! Kiddy!
Posted by wacko, 10:32, 7th January 2004:
 
your all a bunch of lost causes hes inocent u fuckers
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:15, 7th January 2004:
 
How do you know?
Posted by Grim..., 11:54, 7th January 2004:
 
The only way he could possibly know that is if it was him, dressed up as Micheal Jackson, that abused the kiddies.

I, however, also think that MJ is innocent.
Posted by tommorris, 12:43, 7th January 2004:
 
I couldn't care less, to tell the truth.
Posted by Jenna, 09:15, 8th January 2004:
 
micheal jackson is a big pedophile who deserves to be locked up imagine that was your kids he was sleepin wi he wouldn't be all heart and soul then would he!!!!!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:14, 8th January 2004:
 
Are you Jenna Jameson?
Posted by Grim..., 12:26, 8th January 2004:
 
If she is, she's mine! Hands off!
Posted by joanne, 10:27, 9th January 2004:
 
micheal is inercent so fucking leave him alone.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:30, 9th January 2004:
 
He is what? LOL What is inercent? Did you mean to say, 'guilty as fuck'?
Posted by joanne, 10:37, 9th January 2004:
 
he hasnt dun fuck all wrong apart from letting the kids stop at his so he is not guilty.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:40, 9th January 2004:
 
It appears that along with Salmon and Asprin giving you cancer, Being an MJ fan gives you Autism.

With a dose of Tourettes thrown in.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:41, 9th January 2004:
 
LOL@Vic
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:46, 9th January 2004:
 
According to joanne. Letting the kids stop at MJ's was wrong.

No shit.
Posted by Rosie, 10:52, 9th January 2004:
 
Aren't people tired of talking about this pale faced freak yet?

Hes a friutcake. End of story.....

*taps fingers on desk, waiting for nutters response*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:55, 9th January 2004:
 
Lets prove MJ's innocence or guilt by way of a spelling contest.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:15, 9th January 2004:
 
ok, Joanne looses therefor MJ is a nutter
Posted by Sul, 11:29, 9th January 2004:
 
People are actually searching for sites where they can pledge their allegience to the MJ flag and cuss us non-beleivers down? Oy Vey! The internet wasnt made for this type of behaviour. You should all feel bad about yourselves... MJ worshipping fucks.
Posted by cal, 11:46, 9th January 2004:
 
micheal is inercent so fucking leave him alone.


leave hime alone? we've never spoken to him. how can we leave him alone.

and, err, how do you know he's innocent?
Posted by tommorris, 17:02, 9th January 2004:
 
Let's just wait until he's charged and it goes to court. However much of a twat he is, I'll afford him the due process of the legal system.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:08, 12th January 2004:
 
I had that scary MJ/pinecombs/sexual grooming dream again the other day. First time in two years. Jeff knows what I'm on about.
Posted by tommorris, 13:23, 12th January 2004:
 
I've got a solution to the problem we've got here, but my mind isn't working in PHP mode - so I'll do it in text.

1. In the PHP, regex the threads for "michael jackson", "micheal jackson" (sic), "mj", "mj sprem" and all the other misspellings and references to Wacko Jacko.
2. On those pages add a META tag with the attributes: NAME="robots" CONTENT="noindex, nofollow".
3. Watch as we get far fewer MJ-related references and less idiots joining up to defend their precious fucking MJ.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:29, 12th January 2004:
 
or just alter the code so every time the words "micheal jackson"(sic) are typed in, they change to "formica nonce" or similar.
Posted by Brock, 13:30, 12th January 2004:
 
I get the feeling that if I understood any/all of that, then I would think it was a great idea.

Lets do it.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:33, 12th January 2004:
 
Yeah but you've got to look at the bigger picture, these people can't be stopped, MJ is just the latest trend, we've had:

Riddlers
Jackass/Dirty Sanchez'ers
Matrix Geeks
MJ'ers

and these are just the ones i can remember. Let them post, mock them mercilessly.
Posted by cal, 16:59, 12th January 2004:
 
i'm with vic

no, not in a gay way
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:06, 12th January 2004:
 
I also agree with Vic.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:10, 12th January 2004:
 
Cheers gents.

In a Heterosexual way
Posted by tommorris, 18:36, 12th January 2004:
 
Actually, I'll take back my suggestion. MJ-fan-bashing is hilarious fun. It's just a shame when I come on to iamcal and there's like 3 - 5 MJ-related threads in the recent posted list.

Did I mention that he sprems in anas?
Posted by Brock, 18:38, 12th January 2004:
 
I like taking the piss out of them, but wouldn't be completely upset if they learnt to write, as trying to ascertain some sort of meaning from the random shite they type makes my head hurt.

Bah Humbug.
Posted by shadab, 08:26, 20th January 2004:
 
micheal jackson is a gud person.he is innocent so leave him u fucking heads.all cases againsthim are cheap.he is a human how can he do such crap.he is innocent i m with u micheal.
Posted by cal, 08:32, 20th January 2004:
 
oh of course! humans don't do bad things!

let's scrap prisions - they seem like a waste of money if nobody's going to be using them.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:29, 20th January 2004:
 
Actually, i think the cost of putting that sick fucker away will be anything but cheap.

Price worth paying though.
Posted by Rosie, 11:13, 20th January 2004:
 
Michael Jackson fucks kids.

Morning everyone.

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:14, 20th January 2004:
 
Hello my cherub.
Posted by Rosie, 11:16, 20th January 2004:
 
:)

Hows the suit carrier thingy?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:27, 20th January 2004:
 
Dunno, not been anywhere since :(
Posted by Rosie, 11:45, 20th January 2004:
 
I've nearly used all my christmas tissues.

It won't feel the same using boring old plain ones. :(
Posted by angeldelight, 12:07, 20th January 2004:
 
get scented ones from boots. they are tops except everyone steals them
this was of course when i had a desk to put them on. that was of course when i had a job
Posted by Tweety69tweety69, 19:36, 24th January 2004:
 
micheal is not a fag you know you are the one who is a fag you are just mad because he didnt fuck you
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:06, 24th January 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by tommorris, 21:44, 24th January 2004:
 
tweety69tweety69's post is brilliant.
Posted by angeldelight, 22:01, 24th January 2004:
 
LMAO! the chav pit is bottomless!
Posted by tommorris, 22:16, 24th January 2004:
 
It amazes me that they manage to get themselves online.
Posted by cal, 18:23, 25th January 2004:
 
as if you didn't know, he/she is an aol user
Posted by angeldelight, 19:29, 25th January 2004:
 
you saying i'm a chav too then?!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:48, 25th January 2004:
 
Dunno, you look pretty fine to me.
Posted by gasher, 10:26, 28th January 2004:
 
Why don't all wait and see what is going to happen. First he would not have been charged if nothing was found (evidence wise) that is not concrete, set in stone so to speak. Secondly, if that is the case then he is a done deal...toast as they say, dead in prison or solitairy for life. Third, if your going to write on a message board, please show some intelligence and use a spelling book or check. Or go back to school and learn to spell. I have never ever seen such assinine/atrocious writing in my whole life, is this what the schools are producing and if so why? My goodness have a bit of pride in the english language/written word. AND YES I BELIEVE MJ IS TOTALLY GUILTY. For what it is worth.
Posted by Rosie, 10:30, 28th January 2004:
 
MJ fucks kids.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:43, 28th January 2004:
 
Amen
Posted by tommorris, 11:39, 28th January 2004:
 
"First he would not have been charged if nothing was found (evidence wise) that is not concrete, set in stone so to speak"

Are you saying that the sprem is set in stone? I always thought it was set in anas. This is an interesting development, to say the least.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:48, 28th January 2004:
 
Poor Ana, No wonder she doesn't come here any more.

(pun intended)
Posted by tommorris, 12:09, 28th January 2004:
 
Maybe, but with all this talk of concrete sprem, you'd think MJ was a contractor for Railtrack.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:14, 28th January 2004:
 
Railtrack is Dead.
Posted by tommorris, 12:21, 28th January 2004:
 
So is Michael Jacksons' career.
Posted by leigh, 13:32, 2nd February 2004:
 
i think mj is a tosspot if i could id kill him myself hes a dirty child butt fucker
Posted by Brock, 13:34, 2nd February 2004:
 
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Posted by MJhater224, 18:40, 17th February 2004:
 
micheal jackson is a child fucker he is a fucking bitch I hate his fucking guts but he is never going to get caught that fucking bitch fuck him that fucking ass
Posted by Brock, 18:43, 17th February 2004:
 
(see above post of mine)

Cal? please can we nuke this never ending bloody thread?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:32, 17th February 2004:
 
I like this thread, It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Posted by Brock, 19:32, 17th February 2004:
 
(only cos it's pissing me off, I'll wager...)
Posted by tommorris, 19:35, 17th February 2004:
 
Or just add "NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW" to the meta tags of all threads with MJ references in, therefore removing the ability for these idiots to find them. Or you could find-replace "Micheal" with "Michael" therefore getting rid of the illiterate portion of the idiocy bandwagon that is MJ fans.