Posted by
cal, 09:14, 5th January 2004:
Conor: HOW CRUEL TO DO SOMETHING LIKE CUT THE CLOWNFISH AND PUT THEM INTO SUSHI.
Grim...: Okay, this time I'm going to be first on the SMS list!
jeff: happy new year everyone!!!!! (hows this for forethinking eh?)
Sul: WHEN YOU READ THIS MOST OF YOU WILL HAVE ALREADY FAILED TO KEEP YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS. WELL DONE YOU!
blessingyuki@yahoo.com: i have some songs to sell are u intrested OSAYUKI
juff: i havent taken it apart yet,dinner and lack of courage are my main obstacles! :)
mops: is this where i write 4 the chatroom
Wimpie: What should i do to get a girl that has already gone out with me to get her to go out with me again
venessa2745: hey is there any real talking chats on here
anon: well i guess if he fuck kid why are you down him youshould be giving support an prayer not only for him but the victim so u need 2 quit bashin and use that negative energy an make a change a help other childern from it
kandi_kerry: why can't you guys just cut him some slack, you dont even know him and i think he is completley innocent
Mr.Nishi: Hullo, i got some 'crazy cross dressing pics of me fancy puttin them up somewhere?
Mr.Nishi: Finally uploaded the piccies sorry about the delay still using 98 and that might be the problem. MrsN1 MrsN2 and Groupschool all Jpegs...enjoy
Aidan: Very cool site indeed...
overdose oliver: lifes not worth a damm until u can say I AM WHAT I AAAAMMM!!!!!!
jimbo: We can’t help it if we once owned 2/3’s of the world so please lose the chip off your shoulder & get on with your life
sparticus@iamsparticus.co.uk: Oh!Someone else with sms on their website.No chance of getting that small hollows font is there?
Sarah/pleasing_tease@hotmail.com: Is it true that getting a tattoo on your lower back is the most painful?
Michael, mmiki23@excite.com: I just love what you are doing and i hope you can add soem more stupid sms. Thank you
sazzy: Lee Daiton is MINE!!!
trimmeeh: did you get your cd? huh huh
trim: your website is DULL. where is everyone?
pimpjuice317@hotmail.com: hi how are you?
+905365711879: slm memet nasılsın kardes mesajımı alınca paraya ıhtıyacım vaaar
+905355886311 (ercan2001): slm ercan icmal.com
Rob: Ahh Cal! I bought your "Am I this or not" thingie and I'm bored and need something to do - so send it along. But there's no rush at all...*cough*! *Impatient* :P
Jim Archibold: Ana, May I also add, that a sales assistant at Carephone Warehouse acused a registered Blind and Dissabled gentleman of driving around, late at night. STALKING her. She managed to grovel to the management and got the poor man banned from all their stores. I don't bother with them, as this is a dissgrase to the trade. Charles Dunstone was personally involved in upholding this ban. Which incidentally, still exists to this day. Jim
samanthazwicker@hotmail.com 0415814562: i think he should be stoned. asshole, he raped poor girls who should'nt have to deal with things like that
anon: eat my pussy
love@you.com: give me my info know THANKS NOT!!!!
Amo: STATS
iamcol.com: but. but. iamcol.com, not iamcal.com?! I dont understand.
Mr Gerbick: Cal can you approve me? as I am bored and have no one to chat to I promise I will behave
ripper: fuck ur cock
farmfood2000@yahoo.co.uk: hi thair micheal is great . his dancing is the best. i just don,t understand the world today. it's got a lot of poeple that likes to make story; and im disgusted i love micheal's dancing and his singing .
0168281198: ko kat mana ni ku dah kat chat ko marah ka
0199477074: napa ko sibuk ka tak pa la lain kali la
0138996204: ooo azam keluar dah ko pgi cak
0138410716: ooii sarawak ko tak balik babi
Sul: you shut down the boards! you bastard!
Saima: I am femal and real alone feeling bore and looking for good hot stuff to read and masturbare and make freinds
Rosie: Have a lovely xmas cal. Speak to you soon xx
mel: hi how are things going
Elaine: merry christmas
Chad: Hey
Mark: oi - sorry, am 10 mins late, see you shortly
adam reitsma: hey cal! merry christmas and all that! we'll miss ya (and your site)!
friday: Christmas comes but once a year, sometimes loudly in your ear, hoping you have lots of cheer, washed down with too much beer Fx :-)
Rosie: I'm lonely!!! Hopefully I have half day today. See you in the new year...xxx
Sul: Oh so people can still get to the fonts but the poor old MEMBERS cant have their fun. Harldy fair is it. Hmph
rosy: what is an sms?
Cruelemort: Merry Xmas Cal, and everyone on iamcal.com!
Roy: im not milk but i can do your body good
bigmomma512: ithink you are big ass jerk you need to get a life.....
FootStool: hi! merry christmas! hooray! i had some chips and dip... it was lovely (the only sms sent on dec 25th)
chris: slag
brandon: hey i wanna know this SMS sender script,
buttcheecks17@yahoo.com
K.: Hi- I run a couple of blogs located at Russell Square- your widget's pop up window behaves strangely, popping up off screen to the right. Any suggestions?
vitalliquor@hotmail.com Thanks.
Justin: i want u
:): *parp*
micheal: i looney
Orinoco: Life is so incomplete without iamcal - happy new year!
Jessie Bullard: i am lonely
Angel Lamb: I love Michael Jackson
Marco: I just told my ex that i can't stand him not talking to me. So we tried to work things out and he told me how much he loved me. Really, I think I only wanted to hear that because now I am alone.
Sashekumar: Can i use the script found here
www.powazek.com/zoom/archive.html
gadg3: hey, how the bleedin hell do u set up an sms thing? plz email/txt.
lookwhatyouvedone@hotmail.com 07791775236
juff: when's iamcal returning, oh how i miss it so!!
juff: missing you goes without saying.. besides, you *are* your website you know
Stewart: gellukig nieuwe jaar!!
Posted by
Sul, 15:12, 5th January 2004:
Story behind the photo:
I grew some facial hair for about 7 weeks. I thought I looked kinda like Johnny Depp... I didn’t but I thought I did. Decided to get rid of it before I went up the pub due to a discovery that unless you’re a hobo you need to keep your beard in order. As with any man I had a little play as to how I’d look with other styles until I hit the inevitable Chaplin/Hitler look. I giggled, thought “I wonder what the response would be if I side parted my hair and went up the pub”. I was a little worried I’d get my head kicked in by some mentalist pisshead so I phoned a couple of mates to get a second opinion. Unfortunately the only person I could get through to was Vic so was met with a “Do it! If you get beaten up it’ll be worth it!” attitude. So off I went. I didn’t get beaten up. Not once.
It’s not
that funny but it amused me.
Amazing facts:
Swanscombe was the place the first doodlebug dropped.
The Morning Star where I was drinking was destroyed by a doodlebug and was rebuilt. In WW2, not the other night.
My team has done 271 password resets today.
