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Posted by Rosie, 15:53, 8th January 2004:
 
Hi Everyone,

I've been ill - I've got an ear infection. You should see the amount of shit that is dribbling out of my right lughole -its not pleasant. I've got drops from the doctor. The pain is terrible and painkillers don't work - any suggestions to help me get better?

:(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:02, 8th January 2004:
 
Get drunk.

Quick.
Posted by Rosie, 16:06, 8th January 2004:
 
Good thinking!
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 8th January 2004:
 
I second that emotion
Posted by Rosie, 16:12, 8th January 2004:
 
I had a kermit the frog hot water bottle up againest my head for most of yesterday. It didn't do any good!

:(
Posted by Rosie, 16:15, 8th January 2004:
 
My sisters got a photo phone. I might get her to take a snap of my ear and I'll send it to you vic!

:)
Posted by Brock, 16:48, 8th January 2004:
 
If your ears are playing you up, then getting drunk as well could be hilarious, cos you won't have any balance at all!!

You may want to wear a thick jumper so you don't hurt yourself when you repeatedly fall over though. Or wrap your entire body in bubble wrap...
Posted by Rosie, 16:50, 8th January 2004:
 
Could do, i suppose. The flaw in the plan is that i don't really drink.

I need other suggestions.
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:53, 8th January 2004:
 
I say place a warm cloth over your ear. *hugs* Hope it gets better soon.
Posted by Sul, 16:54, 8th January 2004:
 
Two words - Calpol shots.
Posted by Rosie, 16:58, 8th January 2004:
 
Cheers people.

I'm off home now.

xx
Posted by Grim..., 17:10, 8th January 2004:
 
Sul, 16:07 08 January 2004 :
I second that emotion


Futurama!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 23:34, 8th January 2004:
 
Those cotton wool on a stick things you can get.