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Posted by Sul, 15:56, 8th January 2004:
 
Its time for more pointless but amazing facts:

1 - My socks have Tuesday written on them.
2 - The soup from the canteen today was mixed vegetable and was shit.
3 - The microwave on the ground floor of my building is 4 times as powerful as a normal microwave.
Posted by Rosie, 16:06, 8th January 2004:
 
My pointless but amazing facts are:

1- No matter how much fabric conditioner I use, my jumpers always bobble.
2- I saw my cats cock the other day. It was a strange little thing.
3- I'm wearing bikini bottoms as I couldn't find any clean pants this morning.
Posted by cal, 16:24, 8th January 2004:
 
1 - My socks have Monday written on them.
2 - I had chips for lunch from the best chip shop in london.
3 - I don't have three facts.
Posted by Brock, 16:45, 8th January 2004:
 
1- my socks don't have anything written on them.
2- Neither do my boxer shorts
3- I have nearly finished my box of wine gums.
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:54, 8th January 2004:
 
1. My socks are black and keep my feet warm
2. I had spaghtetti for lunch
3. They are calling for snow here in Virginia
Posted by Grim..., 17:13, 8th January 2004:
 
1. Cal's number 3 is an impossible statment
2. I brought 25 CD-R's for £10 at lunchtime
3. My moniter is covered in stickers
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:25, 8th January 2004:
 
1. I have a test drive in a Mazda on Saturday
2. I had fuck all for lunch
3. My socks say Pringle on them.
Posted by Brock, 17:38, 8th January 2004:
 
re my 3rd one.

I feel a bit sick now... but it's so hard to stop eating! I can see the bottom of the box and everything!
Posted by Sul, 17:44, 8th January 2004:
 
Pointless facts is my favourite iamcal game... probably because I invented it but still. :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 18:13, 8th January 2004:
 
Another:

4) I am planning on getting drunk tonight.
Posted by trim..., 18:26, 8th January 2004:
 
1) my hair is green
2) i'm wearing suspenders
3) everyone at work thought i was drinking water but it was vodka

NB. all of the above may be untrue and hence i may have been playing the game incorrectly
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:45, 8th January 2004:
 
1) We persuaded a kindly scottish man to drive us home in our van this arvo.
2) My average roll up cigarette weighs 0.5g, with 0.4g of that being tobacco.
3) I have 23 shirts.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:54, 8th January 2004:
 
1) I just finished destroying the Sith and restoring peace to the Galaxy.
2) I wish i had gone to the dark side and crushed my enemies.
3) I'm going to play again and do just that.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:56, 8th January 2004:
 
4) The Aliens just destroyed the White House. ROCK!
5) I'm watching Independence day.
6) Its the worst film ever made bar NONE.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 23:30, 8th January 2004:
 
4) Damn, I've just lost.
5) Bob Dylan rocks harder than anyone else.
6) "Sprem" and "Anas" are both meme.
Posted by friday, 09:32, 9th January 2004:
 
1) No matter how many contraptions I invent to catch the leaks in my bathroom, whilst waiting for the plumber to arrive, I still go home to a big puddle on the floor.
2) There is a special technique that we use to separate mosquito coils before you light them. This technique prevents damaging the coil.
3) The battery charger that I use for my digital camera is almost 40 times bigger than the battery it charges.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:37, 9th January 2004:
 
1) Saturn would float in water
2) I have sampled 12 fruits this morning
3) Easter Island sits near a divergent tectonic plate boundary
Posted by Rosie, 09:46, 9th January 2004:
 
1- There was less crap in my ear this morning than there was yesterday.
2- I'm going to ask for a pay rise and probably get handed my P45 instead.
3- I had a sex dream about Ricky Gervais last night.
Posted by Brock, 10:00, 9th January 2004:
 
Rosie.

3 - you're deeply disturbed...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:02, 9th January 2004:
 
5) The guy sitting next to me has a huge cock on his t-shirt
6) I have just employed 2 people
7) My PC still wont run Medieval Total War :o(
Posted by Brock, 10:06, 9th January 2004:
 
Number 5,
I presume it's not his own, just laid up his front then?

Is it intimidating?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:08, 9th January 2004:
 
No, its not his own, and no, its not intimidating at all.
Posted by WarHead, 22:45, 11th January 2004:
 
1. I have not played this game here before.
2. If wanking was an Olympic sport, I might qualify for the GB team....... wait, wait, that's not a fact. Um. I got 'The Pongmaster's' Ball on DVD for Christmas.
3. I haven't watched 'The Pongmaster's Ball' all the way through yet as my wife is not a fan.