Posted by
Liandle, 16:07, 13th January 2004:
What's the name of the actor who plays Eddie
Posted by
Sul, 16:10, 13th January 2004:
Butch Patrick
Posted by
Liandle, 16:15, 13th January 2004:
Whoaaa....which is it? Anyway doesn't matter
Victor and Sul would ya like to talk to me?
Posted by
Sul, 16:17, 13th January 2004:
Ok. What shall we talk about?
Posted by
Liandle, 16:17, 13th January 2004:
Victor my dear are you being sarky?
Posted by
Liandle, 16:19, 13th January 2004:
Sul, I should just like to know which city you come from for starters...I see there's a two hour time difference and I was curious
Posted by
Liandle, 16:20, 13th January 2004:
Victor how about you? where you from?
Posted by
Sul, 16:21, 13th January 2004:
We both reside in London Town. Two hours difference? Are you Welsh?
Posted by
Brock, 16:25, 13th January 2004:
Who the hell is Keen Eddie?
Posted by
Liandle, 16:27, 13th January 2004:
No, I am in South Africa. Johannesburg.
I love London, beautiful old city. Jhb is only about 300 or so years old. Compared to London (over 2100 years old!!! But I guess you know that because you live there. Ha ha) Have either of you ever been to South Africa?
Posted by
Liandle, 16:30, 13th January 2004:
Brock, it's just some silly TV show.
Posted by
Liandle, 16:33, 13th January 2004:
Hello...did I say something wrong or do I still smell?
Posted by
Sul, 16:33, 13th January 2004:
*cough* I just need to sing this now:
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people
I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha
I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.
No I've never been. Is it nice?
Never will i go to a country that thinks that murderous terrorist scumbag Nelson Mandela is a worthy leader.
Oh hang on, i live in one.
Bah.
Posted by
Liandle, 16:40, 13th January 2004:
Yeah... Everybody loves Nelson.
Hey Sul, is that a cool song or what?!!!!!! I am rolling around under the desk laughing. Trying to sing it along to the National Anthem. (hee hee hee)
Posted by
Liandle, 16:42, 13th January 2004:
But I am a nice South African ;-)
Posted by
Sul, 16:43, 13th January 2004:
It is indeed a great song. It should be rereleased.
Posted by
Liandle, 16:46, 13th January 2004:
Hey Sul is that your real pic?
Posted by
Liandle, 16:50, 13th January 2004:
Can I ask another question?...you people must not mind my feelings. How do people view South Africans? Come on I want the truth.
Posted by
Sul, 16:51, 13th January 2004:
Err yeah. I feel hurt by the fact that you'd even question my morals on internet picture fraud. :(
Posted by
Liandle, 16:57, 13th January 2004:
Har Har Har
Well you know, you are nice looking then. I have no photo as yet but will try and put one on.
Posted by
Sul, 16:58, 13th January 2004:
Ive met a few south africans in passing and all have been moody bastards.
Posted by
Liandle, 17:03, 13th January 2004:
Moody bastards? Oh dear. Sorry about that. I guess we are rather weird. Are there loads of us in London? Have you always lived in London?
Posted by
Liandle, 17:11, 13th January 2004:
Sul have you abandoned me?
Posted by
Sul, 17:11, 13th January 2004:
There's a fair few SAs in London I suppose. Not as many as the Aussies and Kiwis but still a high number.
I dont actually live in London really. I live a couple of miles outside. I just work here. Victor lives in the very nice Putney where even the muggers have good manners.
Posted by
Sul, 17:13, 13th January 2004:
I'm at work. I have to actually work sometimes.
Posted by
Liandle, 17:16, 13th January 2004:
Oh. That sux. Sometimes I am sooooo happy I don't have to work. But i do get bored and bug people I suppose...sowwy.
Posted by
Sul, 17:18, 13th January 2004:
Not a problem. You dont work? What do you do? Are you a member of the South African Monarchy?
Posted by
Sul, 17:19, 13th January 2004:
FL: Not very much as you know but sometimes I do :p
LOL..not much fun when they make you work.
Posted by
Liandle, 17:26, 13th January 2004:
I am a bit of a spoilt brat I guess. ;-) My family is very wealthy so I do all sorts of oddball things to keep myself busy. I have started a few businesses but got fed up with them after a while. Also went to Varisty and did a BCom but got bored with that too. Now I am just goofing around wondering what next to do. My parents are awfully ashamed. I am only 23 years old so I guess I have some time to get myself towards myself. How about you? What do you do?
Posted by
cal, 17:30, 13th January 2004:
deja vu
you're about to say your father was killed and you need help smugling money out of the country? mr t can help!
Posted by
Sul, 17:34, 13th January 2004:
Hehehe :D
I do IT support and mope around. Not much else really.
Posted by
Liandle, 17:37, 13th January 2004:
Is my topic graced by Cal? Cool. What is deja vu Cal?
Posted by
Liandle, 17:44, 13th January 2004:
Sul, c'mon. That's boring. You must come and visit me in darkest Africa.
Posted by
Liandle, 17:48, 13th January 2004:
Nobody talki' to me anymore....sob
Friday is in Africa. Probably a big place though.
According to my Risk board, it is not only big, but suspiciously close to South America.
1 move from Brazil i believe.
Posted by
Liandle, 17:52, 13th January 2004:
Hey you guys are being horrible to me. We are not all criminals here, you know!!!!! LOL
Posted by
Liandle, 17:57, 13th January 2004:
U'r just jealous cos u'r slavin' away and I am sitting here waiting for the maid to finish cleanin' up my room!
Posted by
Liandle, 18:06, 13th January 2004:
Posted by
Liandle, 18:07, 13th January 2004:
took my real name out...eeeeeep
Posted by
Liandle, 18:08, 13th January 2004:
Oops sorry, wrong one....making a royal mess of things...sorry guys.
Posted by
Liandle, 18:14, 13th January 2004:
Have you guys all knocked off work? Hello Hello (stamp foot)
Posted by
Liandle, 18:15, 13th January 2004:
>:-) Oh well...I will speak to you tomorrow (I hope)
Posted by
Liandle, 18:28, 13th January 2004:
Just to let you know I am still here
Posted by
Brock, 18:31, 13th January 2004:
Yeah. They all stop at between 5 and 5:30, so it goes a bit quiet.
It can perk up later, but not always...
Posted by
Liandle, 18:37, 13th January 2004:
Well, thank you Brock at least you replied. Are you not knockin' off work?
Posted by
Brock, 18:40, 13th January 2004:
Erm...
(edited)
Posted by
Liandle, 18:42, 13th January 2004:
Ah no. Well what did you fight with him about?
Posted by
Brock, 18:49, 13th January 2004:
erm...
(edited)
Posted by
Liandle, 18:49, 13th January 2004:
Daddy craps on me a bit about the phone bill but not too much. You can reply tomorrow if ya wanna use the company internet...I am going out for dinner with my family because "Auntie Grace" is visiting from overseas. (YAWN) I guess I better go and get myself toffed up because I am always expected to 'dress prohpuhly foh dinnah' and I really hate it 'cos it's not me ya know?
Posted by
Brock, 18:50, 13th January 2004:
erm...
(edited)
Posted by
Liandle, 18:51, 13th January 2004:
Cheer-io for now...I also have to put on my coma
Posted by
Liandle, 18:52, 13th January 2004:
Hell, he sounds like a real fart. What do you do Brock?
Posted by
Brock, 18:55, 13th January 2004:
Sorry, Liandle, just occurred to me that my pic is now on my profile, so best I don't leave specific crap like that on here, or it could be a short argument next time!!!
Doh! I'll make my way to the 'fuckwit' seating area then...
Posted by
Sul, 20:00, 13th January 2004:
I was really busy right up until I finished work. Cant wait to read the gossip in the mailing list tomorrow though ;)
Posted by
Brock, 00:04, 14th January 2004:
Managed to make that thread a whole stack of Dull-as-shite, didn't I?
Many apologies. If I wasn't as stupid,I may have been able to have left stuff up to get the gist across without risking my job, erm, or something...!
Posted by
friday, 06:29, 14th January 2004:
Hi Liandle - which part of Joburg are you in?
Posted by
Liandle, 06:44, 14th January 2004:
Hello Friday. I am in Sandton of course darling. Somebody said you are also in Africa. Where would that be?
Howzit Sul glad to have you back sweetie.
Brock, don't worry about it...I hope you have a better day today :-)
Posted by
Liandle, 07:55, 14th January 2004:
Geez, when do you people get to work already? I am lonely over here.
yes yes, I am now at work. :o(
Posted by
Liandle, 11:18, 14th January 2004:
Howdee Fog. Are you also in the UK?
Posted by
Liandle, 11:37, 14th January 2004:
Does anyone know how I can comment on the other topics?
Posted by
Sul, 11:53, 14th January 2004:
He's not kidding. That
would work
Posted by
friday, 12:04, 14th January 2004:
Liandle - I'm in Malawi
Posted by
Liandle, 12:23, 14th January 2004:
Cal, here are my tits
(.)(.)
Please may I now comment on other topics?
Posted by
Liandle, 12:25, 14th January 2004:
Hell, those look fucking awful. Even I wouldn't approve!
Cal, here they are again
( . ) ( . )
Posted by
Brock, 12:27, 14th January 2004:
Nobody's going to approve saggy old age pensioner tits like the first ones...
Posted by
Liandle, 12:31, 14th January 2004:
( O ) ( O )
(ha ha ha) I love this place where you can make yer tits as big as you want!!!!
Cal, feel free to say when. Oh dear am I gonna be booted for being graphic?
Posted by
Liandle, 12:34, 14th January 2004:
Hi Friday...sorry I got caught up in the boob thing. How are ya? Ever been to South Africa?
Liandle, yes I am in the UK.
Posted by
Liandle, 13:01, 14th January 2004:
Sul, I have just read your instructions for pulling chicks and I AM IN LOVE. Will you marry me?
Posted by
cal, 13:04, 14th January 2004:
there we go - you're approved to post in all forums now
Posted by
Sul, 13:08, 14th January 2004:
Erm. I'm not sure. Would you require a pre nup of any sort to save your family's vast fortunes? And in the unlikely event that we were to break up how much money exactly would I be entitled to by law?
Posted by
Liandle, 13:09, 14th January 2004:
Thankyou Cal, was it the boobs?
Posted by
Liandle, 13:13, 14th January 2004:
Never mind, I am only allowed to marry rich Jewish boys anyway. (Dad's orders)
Posted by
Sul, 13:15, 14th January 2004:
Oy vey I dropped my huge fat full of cash wallet. See you guys later I'm off to get a bagel.
Posted by
Brock, 13:17, 14th January 2004:
And to think you have been accused of being shallow, Sul.
Posted by
Liandle, 13:24, 14th January 2004:
HA!!!! HA!!!! HA!!!!! (How can I make the laughing louder)
Sul, there is really nothing sexier than a witty man.
Posted by
Brock, 13:25, 14th January 2004:
How about a moral-devoid shameless perv? Are they horny too?
No reason that I mention it, of course!! ;)
Typical innit sul, you can charm the pants off the ones 4 thousand miles away but stalker barmaids? thats another story.
Posted by
Sul, 13:32, 14th January 2004:
Awww shucks. Thanks :)
Posted by
friday, 13:33, 14th January 2004:
I have never been to South Africa although the grape vine tells me that I am planning a trip there very soon, to start a business as a transporter
There, now who would have guessed?
Posted by
Liandle, 13:34, 14th January 2004:
What's this I hear about stalker barmaids? Please someone tell me the story? Brock do you mean Sul is a moral-devoid shameless perv or you? Horny is always good. By the way, the only thing I ever lied about is my age. And no, that first set of boobs IS NOT a clue!
Posted by
Sul, 13:44, 14th January 2004:
I was stalked by a barmaid for a while. I'm now stalking her.
Posted by
Liandle, 13:50, 14th January 2004:
Please excuse me if I am being ignorant, but was she stalking you in real life or just bugging you on the net? Why are you stalking her back?
Posted by
Sul, 13:54, 14th January 2004:
She moved places of work as I moved offices. Id always bump into her. Then suddenly it all stopped. I thought I saw her when I was on the bus the other day. I'm going to find her and stalk her for a bit. She obviously thinks there's nothing wrong in it.
Posted by
Liandle, 14:15, 14th January 2004:
Hell, that's scary. Just now it turns out to be a serial killer or something. Well at least she's stopped. How long did she do it for?
Posted by
Sul, 14:21, 14th January 2004:
About a year. Its my turn now.
Posted by
Liandle, 14:33, 14th January 2004:
Ay, but if you do that she might get the wrong idea. She might think you are interested. (or are you) *evil grin* ...is she hot at least?
Posted by
Brock, 14:41, 14th January 2004:
friday: transporter as in the film? With Jason Latham?
Posted by
Sul, 14:42, 14th January 2004:
Oh I'm interested. She was extremely hot and, for added points, was a vodka drinking machine from Poland.
Posted by
Liandle, 14:52, 14th January 2004:
Okay, Sul now I am really confused. You let a really hot, vodka guzzling Polish bird STALK you for a year? What was wrong with asking her out in the first week?
Posted by
Sul, 15:02, 14th January 2004:
I was an idiot. I'd get pissed and forget her name after talking shit to her at the bar.
That was for the first 6 months. Then I was just a drunken idiot who knew this really hot girl's name.
She went missing (got sacked) just as I was building up some sort of courage.
Posted by
Liandle, 15:28, 14th January 2004:
Oh, bollocks you shouldn't have a shortage of courage. You're nice looking (if that's your real pic. Hey, I don't know, maybe that's your cute cousin and you're really a fat, bald, fifty-year-old insurance salesman with yellow teeth and permanent beer breath). I hear ya...you got the beer breath. Oh well.
Posted by
Liandle, 15:52, 14th January 2004:
Hey Sul...I am really tired of seeing "Keen Eddie" I'm gonna start a new discussion.
Posted by
Sul, 16:05, 14th January 2004:
righto