Vic’s Guide to shutting those irritating MJ fans the hell up.
MJ fans;
Shockingly illiterate?
Poor misguided souls?
Part of a vast conspiracy of kiddie-fucking?
Who can say, one thing I can say is that they are damned annoying. With this in mind, I have created this handy collection of jokes, articles, quotes, cartoons and games which can be cut and pasted to take the wind out of the irritating little fucks once and for all.
Before we begin, let’s remind ourselves of the kind of person we are dealing with. Here is a choice selection of quotes taken from the intro’s forum:
joanne, 10:27 09 January 2004 :
micheal is inercent so fucking leave him alone.
mjfan, 03:08 06 December 2003 :
all of u r nut and fuking stupid!!!!!!!!! Maicheal wud never do dat to ne 1 escpecially kids. al of u r going to hell and will rot. ive like mj since i was little and still. im listening to him rite now!!!! so fuk all who dislike and think he did molest those kids. and if any of u watch da news u wud c dat the boy was drugged and so was the mother, and dat his father and him threatend to ruin mjs future if he didnt give them money just so they can start a movie. u guys r fuking idiots. Grr
#1MJfan, 02:29 09 December 2003 :
um.. xsuse you im not gonna fuk off ok, why? because im here to defend michael from all da stupid accusations being made to him here. and you can't use his songs against him! he doesn't wqrite them all you know! and Brock its Miss not mr! and you can fuck off too! thanx doc it seems that your the only person here who seems to unda stand me here. y do you all hate MJ? there was, and will naver b any proof of molesting to his name ok! BUT doc the song says HE is comming, not I am coming, so there is a difference to it ok!His obsesion with kids huh? well for 1 he cares 4 them! God blesses that, wat artists cares so much for kids to give em so much money n shyt!dumb-fucks! He DOES HAVE kid you know! meaning he has sexual intercourse with WOMEN. gay-fags! Grr
jackie o, 14:17 12 September 2003 :
oooooooooooooohhhhh, i shall crush the lot of you
michael Jackson
michail jack off
jack sprem in anas!!!!!!!!
i saw michai lll kack and he shoot sprem in the anas af beargod and gARY in Garys anas in his anas
in gary
and grim
he shoot
michael jackson
the gun man
shoot them
hold them down with his big gun
he shoot
in their anas
asspuppy he had a dog in the ass
a foot in the ass
michael jack offf in the ass of a dog
conspiracy?
they are not childs. they are consenting.
cal was once a pervert and he lured teenage girls to his house with promises of web favours
friday raps in a ragga style
michael jackson
BIOAMALL JACKKK!K!!
MaRcO, 09:54 13 August 2003 :
oh well is going 2 see him this week end (never never land) cant wait
i go nto see him some times i live in Englang u see so i dontt see him that often got 2 go
MiChEaLs mY HeRo, 20:00 13 September 2003 :
every one that doesn't like MICHEAL JACKSON can go to hell!!
how could you judge a kind, loving caring man if you havn't even met him befor? all of you must be jealous of him, ovesly coz you judge him like he's some sick man when really all of you are, thinking he sleeps with children, WELL THATS JUST PATHETIC!
if micheal jackson was a sick man, why would he donate so much money to foundations AND REALLY CARE ABOUT THE WORL?
i dont think micheal jackson would judge you.
DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
Marcus Jackson, 09:55 26 September 2003 :
Hey Dr Lucid, you mispelled spearm & anus. if can't even spell that then how could you judge MJ like that? IDIOT!
Now lets look at the other side of the coin with the help of Arsepuppy and Huey from the Fun Lovin’ Criminals:
arsepuppy, 09:37 13 August 2003 :
Although, to wander off-topic for a moment, I'd like to recall one of my favourite TV moments:
"Liquid News" reporter, to Huey (from the Fun Lovin' Criminals):
"Huey! Can you give us a few words??"
"Yeah. Michael Jackson Fucks Kids"
Aces.
Some Amusing jokes courtesy of Redmaiden:
Redmaiden, 22:58 05 December 2003 :
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
Hopefully you now begin to realise the scale of the problem so without further ado, Here is a list of anti-MJ propaganda to throw in the little shit’s faces:
Build your own MJ face
Neverland game
MJ Baby-drop game
Chart the changes in MJ’s face
MjisGuilty!
Some News articles:
www.america-vs-earth.com/MJnews.htm
popdirt.com/article5452.html
www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_st...
209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1025975/post...
Jordy Chandler’s statement
To wrap things up, Some ‘From the horses mouth moments:
Michael Jackson, 15:39 16 September 2003 :
Its true, i like to put my pee-pee into little boys. it doesnt make me a monster!
Michael Jackson, 15:57 16 September 2003 :
Its perfectly normal to sleep with children. if they have an accident in the night its the highest form of love for me to clean it up with my mouth.
Michael Jackson, 22:20 18 September 2003 :
Im not a eunuch
Michael Jackson, 19:16 22 September 2003 :
Its true i'm afraid. i fuck kids. there's no higher love than to put sprem in their anas.
And a nice little ditty from Sul:
Sul, 16:12 16 September 2003 :
There was an old perv named Jacko
Who people had nicknamed a wacko
"I like fucking boys,
they're my little love toys"
He proclaimed while eating a Taco.
Posted by
Sul, 20:20, 18th January 2004:
A fine guide indeed. A mighty fine guide.
Posted by
chris, 20:41, 18th January 2004:
Now I can handle EVERY situation life throws me :)
Hey chris, how's life in the convict-beating racket?
Posted by
chris, 23:33, 18th January 2004:
ah you read the Mirror too? It's good damn good! How's life in the train de-railing racket?
jACKIE OO!!!!! SPreM In ANNNAS!!!!!
lovely sprem,wonderfu;l sprem!
i moonwalk to the death fo you all!!!!
Posted by
tommorris, 16:12, 19th January 2004:
Brilliant. From the hate mail page of MJ's Face Chart site (Anomalies Unltd.)...
"I am one of the MANY Michael Jackson fans who has seen your page on Michael's faces and has become furious! I am soooo disappointed that there is someone in the world as sick as you. Where do you find humor in your hurtful and cruel website? Where did you get the idea that you could take an amazing human being, who has twenty times more talent and kindness than you, and make rediculous remarks about him on a world wide establishment? I really wish that people like you would stop taking the phony tabloids stories for truth. Let me ask you: Do you really believe that a baby was born with antlers?"
The webmaster is 'sick' because they took pictures of a well-known celebrity and posted them in public. Just savour the logic of that.
iamcool: mocmocmocmoc`- Do you really believe that a baby was born with antlers?
Okay, there are better ones I guess.
But I'm still hoping for the fine, but never used;
iamcruel: mocmocmocmoc - Sprem in your anas!
Posted by
tommorris, 20:56, 19th January 2004:
HeIsCal?
YouAreCal?
AnyoneCanBeCalIfTheyTryHardEnoughAndReallyReallyReallyWantIt?