Discussion » Why Doesnt Anybody Laugh At Brock's Gags?

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Posted by angeldelight, 01:38, 20th January 2004:
 
he just asked me but i didnt know the answer
Posted by Brock, 01:40, 20th January 2004:
 
Cos he's a twat.
Posted by angeldelight, 02:07, 20th January 2004:
 
i want pictorial evidence
Posted by angeldelight, 02:07, 20th January 2004:
 
of said twatness
Posted by Brock, 02:42, 20th January 2004:
 
(pictorial)

*snigger*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:30, 20th January 2004:
 
Tell us a gag Brock!
Posted by trim..., 09:33, 20th January 2004:
 
maybe we do laugh but just forget to write down that we have laughed?
Posted by Brock, 10:05, 20th January 2004:
 
Aaaaah! I shall cling to that thought with disturbing intensity...
Posted by trim..., 10:06, 20th January 2004:
 
hahahha!!!

see? i remembered this time
Posted by Brock, 10:09, 20th January 2004:
 
Very supportive, many thanks! ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:10, 20th January 2004:
 
Roll On Floor Laughing!
Posted by Brock, 10:11, 20th January 2004:
 
Yeah, alright... Don't take the piss!!
Posted by Brock, 10:15, 20th January 2004:
 
Also, Sul and AP's gags are so prolific that it's hard to be the first on the comedy train.

But I would like to point out that i didn't start or condone this thread, in case you all think I am an ego-maniac...

cheers then, Angeld
Posted by angeldelight, 11:47, 20th January 2004:
 
you itsybitsy liar! you told me too!
Posted by angeldelight, 11:48, 20th January 2004:
 
ok that was a lie. and you have got off lightly compared to what you expected
Posted by Brock, 11:49, 20th January 2004:
 
Right. That's it. You and me are having a fight at the bus stop after school.

If you tell teacher you automatically lose.

(ok. post was delayed, let you off, but might pull your pigtail just a bit...)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:52, 20th January 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by Brock, 11:55, 20th January 2004:
 
Cheers vic, you're great.
Posted by angeldelight, 11:56, 20th January 2004:
 
brock dont make me wear my hair in pigtails again pls. yr such a michael jackson
Posted by Brock, 11:57, 20th January 2004:
 
/rubs trousers in a Vic Reeves stylee
Posted by angeldelight, 11:58, 20th January 2004:
 
vic did he tell you he made me stay up till 3am talking about his scrotum on msn?
Posted by angeldelight, 11:59, 20th January 2004:
 
i'm scarred for life
Posted by angeldelight, 11:59, 20th January 2004:
 
or shld that be scared
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:59, 20th January 2004:
 
I am both unsurprised and slightly sickened at the same time.
Posted by Brock, 11:59, 20th January 2004:
 
It's a mighty subject that needs to be explored in full, in my opinion.
Posted by angeldelight, 12:00, 20th January 2004:
 
omg! he made you do that too????
Posted by Brock, 12:01, 20th January 2004:
 
Vic doesn't mind the hair, either. He has big gaps in his teeth...
Posted by angeldelight, 12:03, 20th January 2004:
 
RANCID
Posted by trim..., 12:06, 20th January 2004:
 
do we have another iamcal romance blossoming here? it always starts with the late night msn conversations about scrotums you know.
Posted by friday, 12:08, 20th January 2004:
 
ha ha ha
Posted by angeldelight, 12:13, 20th January 2004:
 
and i thought he was being original!
Posted by Brock, 18:06, 20th January 2004:
 
So have many other romances started on iamcal by talking about my scrotum on msn? Who, for gods sake?
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:32, 20th January 2004:
 
I haven't had a romance with anyone on here ... oh wait a mintue ..yeah I did and he got in trouble with his gf. >:p
Posted by WarHead, 00:09, 21st January 2004:
 
Do you like older men?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:46, 21st January 2004:
 
Oh my god. The uncurtailed lust that surrounds me wherever I go!

Maybe he needs to try harder. Freud wrote a book of jokes, you know..
Posted by trim..., 09:34, 21st January 2004:
 
miki and gobbo, chay and emma, nov and foggie.. it all started with the scrotum i tell you. they'll say different, but it's true.
Posted by Miki, 12:07, 21st January 2004:
 
and Sul & Vic and Vic & Rosie
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:08, 21st January 2004:
 
err what?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:08, 21st January 2004:
 
Vic's a tart!
Posted by Miki, 12:19, 21st January 2004:
 
be nice! let's call him a flirt ;-)
Posted by Liandle, 12:24, 21st January 2004:
 
Definitely not a tart. Not enough red lipstick and you can't see his tits.
Posted by Brock, 12:33, 21st January 2004:
 
He looks like a tart on his profile ;)

/runs and ducks
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 12:34, 21st January 2004:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: Hehe.
Posted by Miki, 12:54, 21st January 2004:
 
lol
see, we are laughing at your gags :D
Posted by Liandle, 13:12, 21st January 2004:
 
Hi Brock...*shyly bats eyelids*
Posted by WarHead, 13:13, 21st January 2004:
 
Why is Shyly batting her eyelids? I think we should be told.
Posted by Brock, 13:15, 21st January 2004:
 
Liandle: Cos that's a normal response for that sort of comment.

You got all your wires plugged in the right sockets? Is multiple personalities a new hobby? Or something you feel the need to indulge in when you're bored?

I ask merely so that I may understand you better... ;)
Posted by Barbara, 13:18, 21st January 2004:
 
Brock, ur a nice looking fella! Fancy a date?
Posted by Brock, 13:19, 21st January 2004:
 
/puts bucket down and wipes mouth

errrr. no ta.
Posted by Liandle, 13:23, 21st January 2004:
 
But you already understand me far too well already Brockles ;-) ;-) nudge nudge
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:25, 21st January 2004:
 
Brockles? You can get a cream for that. ;o)
Posted by Brock, 13:26, 21st January 2004:
 
If you ask nicely...
Posted by Liandle, 13:29, 21st January 2004:
 
brock:pllllleeeeeaaaase??????
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 21st January 2004:
 
Tried to post some for you, but the keys are all stuck together now...
Posted by Liandle, 13:36, 21st January 2004:
 
Use the mouse
Posted by Brock, 13:36, 21st January 2004:
 
It split... :(
Posted by Liandle, 14:00, 21st January 2004:
 
Freak! I mean Eeek!
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:45, 21st January 2004:
 
Warhead: where you asking me if I like older men?

If so, what do you mean by old, cause I am older then most of the people on this site.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:48, 21st January 2004:
 
Not me :o)
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:49, 21st January 2004:
 
I think you and I are the same age foggie.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:52, 21st January 2004:
 
I am 31 on Friday :o(
Posted by angeldelight, 14:52, 21st January 2004:
 
There you go brock!!! Dr Pams Deputy solved yr problem! I told you if i showed a bit of interest the rest would come flocking!!
its a girl ego thing you see
:)
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:54, 21st January 2004:
 
So you are two years older then me ... I still like you, regradless of your age! I need your email addy. :P
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:55, 21st January 2004:
 
oh, thanks :o)

I shall mail your hotmail account.
Posted by Liandle, 15:03, 21st January 2004:
 
...you and I are the same age Foghorn. Although you would never say so!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:08, 21st January 2004:
 
You never asked me what age i was. So :op
Posted by Liandle, 15:10, 21st January 2004:
 
er...what does :op mean?
Posted by Brock, 15:12, 21st January 2004:
 
ad: so you were faking, then.....*sniff*

/reaches for knife drawer
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:12, 21st January 2004:
 
it means I am sticking my tongue out at you.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:14, 21st January 2004:
 
Nov, did you get my email?
Posted by angeldelight, 15:15, 21st January 2004:
 
/reaches for stick (brock's fave)
Posted by Brock, 15:17, 21st January 2004:
 
Woohoo!

/bends over and grins...
Posted by angeldelight, 15:18, 21st January 2004:
 
thick end 1st?!
Posted by Brock, 15:29, 21st January 2004:
 
Crikey. You don't believe in teasing, do you?
Posted by angeldelight, 15:33, 21st January 2004:
 
not much ;P
Posted by Brock, 15:35, 21st January 2004:
 
Teasing rocks...

*filthy grin*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:38, 21st January 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by angeldelight, 15:38, 21st January 2004:
 
btw you have a follow up appt @ 7pm. i think dr pam emailed you but i said i'd pass on the msg
Posted by Brock, 15:46, 21st January 2004:
 
Kewl. (and I quote)
Posted by angeldelight, 15:48, 21st January 2004:
 
note for the record: ad chuckled at brock's gag
Posted by Liandle, 15:53, 21st January 2004:
 
Ad, please would you translate for the mentally challenged? (no, really)
Posted by Brock, 15:59, 21st January 2004:
 
Get your own gags, freaky girl/boy thing!
Posted by angeldelight, 15:59, 21st January 2004:
 
pardon?
Posted by Liandle, 16:02, 21st January 2004:
 
What does Imgdao mean?
Posted by angeldelight, 16:04, 21st January 2004:
 
better?
Posted by tommorris, 16:05, 21st January 2004:
 
Liandle: I would presume it stands for "Laugh My God Damn Arse Off".
Posted by Brock, 16:05, 21st January 2004:
 
yeah, baby!
Posted by Liandle, 16:06, 21st January 2004:
 
Brock, it was your fantasy for me to be a boy. I never said I was a boy.
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:11, 21st January 2004:
 
yes Foggie ... I got your email and I responded.
Posted by WarHead, 23:37, 21st January 2004:
 
November Eclectica, she say
I haven't had a romance with anyone on here ... oh wait a mintue ..yeah I did and he got in trouble with his gf. >:p


and then
Warhead: where you asking me if I like older men? If so, what do you mean by old, cause I am older then most of the people on this site.


Not me, I'm nearly 50.

So get yer coat, you've pulled.
Posted by Brock, 09:19, 22nd January 2004:
 
hahaha!
Posted by Liandle, 09:20, 22nd January 2004:
 
Nah, Warhead. I saw you first. Sorry November. He's MINE.
;-)
Posted by Brock, 09:49, 22nd January 2004:
 
WH: Short straw alert!
Posted by Sul, 09:50, 22nd January 2004:
 
Brock: hehe
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:55, 22nd January 2004:
 
Brock: hehehe
Posted by WarHead, 12:41, 22nd January 2004:
 
Ladeeees, puleeeeease; I am not from Havanna.
Posted by trim..., 12:45, 22nd January 2004:
 
saucer of milk. table too?
Posted by WarHead, 16:33, 22nd January 2004:
 
Table; bed; chaise longues(sp?); name your location and get in the queue.
Posted by Liandle, 16:37, 22nd January 2004:
 
That's sounding rather more hopeful than before. Getting my hopes up here.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:49, 22nd January 2004:
 
Muchos respect for Blazing Saddles quotes.
Posted by WarHead, 16:50, 22nd January 2004:
 
I'm old, but I remember such miscellany.
Posted by Liandle, 17:21, 22nd January 2004:
 
How old are you Vic (no sarcasm or malice intended)
Posted by Brock, 17:24, 22nd January 2004:
 
He's 31. Read more threads!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:25, 22nd January 2004:
 
What age are you Brock?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:30, 22nd January 2004:
 
err, I'm 27 actually
Posted by Liandle, 17:33, 22nd January 2004:
 
Ok.

brock!!!! (silly billy)
Posted by Brock, 17:42, 22nd January 2004:
 
Doh! It must be Foggy I'm thinking of.

My apologies, Senor. I prostrate myself at your feet in shame...

/crump

And I am a mighty 31 years old, but young and fresh at heart.

but old in hairline...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:43, 22nd January 2004:
 
No problem buddy, you are a funny guy and i LMAO at your jokes regularly!
Posted by angeldelight, 17:46, 22nd January 2004:
 
ooo male bonding how sweet

oops i mean how macho
Posted by Brock, 17:48, 22nd January 2004:
 
Sinnita!!

*sings* so macho, he's gotta be, so macho, he's gotta be big and strong, enough to turn me on....la la la

80's pap moment!!
Posted by angeldelight, 17:49, 22nd January 2004:
 
omg she went out with simon cowell!
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:55, 22nd January 2004:
 
Warhead I had to disappoint you, but I rather fancy Foggie. He stole me a long time ago.
Posted by WarHead, 22:26, 22nd January 2004:
 
I shall just have to live with that, I guess.




NEXT!!!
Posted by Brock, 23:29, 22nd January 2004:
 
LMAO!

You old romantic, you!
Posted by angeldelight, 01:30, 23rd January 2004:
 
PMP!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:39, 23rd January 2004:
 
Fiddy?
Posted by WarHead, 08:59, 23rd January 2004:
 
What's Fiddy when it's at home?
Posted by Sul, 09:02, 23rd January 2004:
 
Tree fiddy mo fo

Thats how much my nightbus home used to be. :)
Posted by WarHead, 12:33, 23rd January 2004:
 
Warhead is none the wiser, really.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:34, 23rd January 2004:
 
Fiddy Cent.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:35, 23rd January 2004:
 
(He sang a song called P.I.M.P)

((It was a shitty joke on my part, sorry))
Posted by WarHead, 12:47, 23rd January 2004:
 
Alright, worked out the fiddy (fifty) but what was the relevance of Vic's post?

I need an IAMCAL.COM jargon translator. Or do I only need a Vic translator?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:55, 23rd January 2004:
 
angeldelight, 01:30 23 January 2004 :
PMP!

Looks a bit like a mis-spelt PIMP.

As i said, it was a shitty joke.
Posted by trim..., 12:55, 23rd January 2004:
 
when you translate nonsense, it's still nonsense ;) just nod and smile
Posted by WarHead, 13:13, 23rd January 2004:
 
I assumed PMP meant Piss My Pants, but perhaps it WAS just a typo.
Posted by angeldelight, 13:33, 23rd January 2004:
 
bingo, WH x