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Posted by Sul, 20:49, 21st January 2004:
 
1337-face.dk/pingvin.htm

For the stoopids out there you have to click once to get the penguin to dive click again to swing.

My top score so far = 323.5
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:50, 21st January 2004:
 
306.9 for me :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:56, 21st January 2004:
 
317.3 now though :)
Posted by angeldelight, 21:05, 21st January 2004:
 
ha!!! 320.3 and i saved it to prove it!!!
Posted by angeldelight, 21:06, 21st January 2004:
 
i crown me top girly!
thank you
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:11, 21st January 2004:
 
A mighty swing there, good work girl.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:21, 21st January 2004:
 
322.9 Baby! hand over that trophy!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:23, 21st January 2004:
 
323.4
Posted by angeldelight, 21:27, 21st January 2004:
 
i said top girly. you lost yr nuts?
Posted by tommorris, 21:27, 21st January 2004:
 
312.8 for me.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:28, 21st January 2004:
 
ah, good point. Keep the trophy.
Posted by angeldelight, 21:31, 21st January 2004:
 
yippeeeee!
Posted by angeldelight, 21:31, 21st January 2004:
 
i'd like to thank my mom. and god. whom without this would not be possible. i love you all
Posted by Brock, 21:33, 21st January 2004:
 
Think my penguin must be fatter than yours.

The little pie-eating bastard,
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:33, 21st January 2004:
 
Don't forget the 'break into floods of tears' bit
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:33, 21st January 2004:
 
Brock: hehe
Posted by Brock, 21:34, 21st January 2004:
 
Maybe that should be 'fish'
Posted by Brock, 21:35, 21st January 2004:
 
Vic: still at nashing teeth and punching mouse and shouting stage. Am maybe too aggressive/competitive for this.....

/punches screen off desk...
Posted by Brock, 21:38, 21st January 2004:
 
Oh! You meant ad.

/slaps head and decides to read post times in future
Posted by angeldelight, 21:43, 21st January 2004:
 
its annoying when the little chav goes straight in the ice rather than bouncing. grrrrrr
Posted by Brock, 21:43, 21st January 2004:
 
320.9

That'll learn 'im!
Posted by angeldelight, 21:45, 21st January 2004:
 
you cant beat me. i can take boys beating me but not ye!!!!
Posted by Brock, 21:48, 21st January 2004:
 
So to speak...
Posted by Podz, 21:49, 21st January 2004:
 
ack .. 317.3 here .... I'll practice more
Posted by Brock, 21:52, 21st January 2004:
 
CRAP! Buried the little fella up to his neck again
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:57, 21st January 2004:
 
There's a game you can make out of that too, The Nose-down challenge. Furthest distance in that is 207.9
Posted by angeldelight, 21:58, 21st January 2004:
 
ooo i got 211.0!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:59, 21st January 2004:
 
Good work, You win at that too.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:00, 21st January 2004:
 
Try the shortest hit challenge. In the lead is sul with 65.4


(getting 0 doesn't count)
Posted by angeldelight, 22:01, 21st January 2004:
 
oh i likes you vic!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:02, 21st January 2004:
 
I'm feeling magnanimous because i hit further than you :)
Posted by angeldelight, 22:14, 21st January 2004:
 
i luvs ya anyway!!
i still top girly
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:27, 21st January 2004:
 
Haha, I mock you puny penguin-hitting prowess.
Posted by Brock, 22:34, 21st January 2004:
 
Easy, Vic.... ;)
Posted by angeldelight, 22:36, 21st January 2004:
 
i am???
yes i am arent i
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:36, 21st January 2004:
 
Sorry dude, hang on i'll do a quick edit.


&*^%^&%^$%$^%^)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:37, 21st January 2004:
 
How's that?
Posted by Brock, 22:39, 21st January 2004:
 
No bother. Taking it out on that little penguin bastard...
Posted by angeldelight, 22:44, 21st January 2004:
 
awwww brock you can share me!!!
Posted by WarHead, 22:50, 21st January 2004:
 
I think I've just wet meself.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:51, 21st January 2004:
 
Something from here or just your veteran bladder?
Posted by Brock, 22:57, 21st January 2004:
 
The best bit, is if you stick him in head first, they stick the distance flag up his arse!!!

hahahahaha

(it's so wrong that it's funny!!)
Posted by angeldelight, 22:59, 21st January 2004:
 
you sure its pee?
Posted by angeldelight, 23:03, 21st January 2004:
 
the game shld be further developed with a strike rate. mines cruppy btw
Posted by janine, 23:10, 21st January 2004:
 
sul, next time you put a top game on a thread will you put a parental warning, not to click on it when the kids are in the room, I have sat here for over a hour, bottle of wine in hand 20 ciggies and Leonard Cohen on the cd for company waiting to use the computer and the little buggers would'nt go to bed until they beat your score, I think they will be bleary eyed in the morning.
Posted by cal, 08:10, 22nd January 2004:
 
longest: 320.5
nosedive: 207.6
shortest: 71.8

i suck in all categories!
Posted by plindoe, 08:19, 22nd January 2004:
 
Feckin work pc's, cannot play, boo!
Posted by Sul, 08:29, 22nd January 2004:
 
So on the iamcal spank-a-penguin scoreboard we have:

Longest: Sul = 323.5
Nosedive: angeldelight = 211.0
Shortest: Sul = 65.4
Posted by Sul, 08:30, 22nd January 2004:
 
Not bad on the longest and nosedives there cal.
Posted by angeldelight, 12:29, 22nd January 2004:
 
sul can you split the scoreboard between boys and girls to stroke my ego just a little
ty
x
Posted by cruelemort, 13:01, 22nd January 2004:
 
Woo i just got 323.5 as well.

Longest nosedive = 205
Shortest = a pathetic 79 :(
Posted by RUSS, 13:19, 22nd January 2004:
 
the best game in a game yet--- right click and zoom right in on yeti man, then try and hit the penguin
Posted by Liandle, 15:41, 22nd January 2004:
 
Nice one!
Got 288.8 really fun
Posted by chris, 16:12, 22nd January 2004:
 
Longest: 321.9
Nosedive: 242.7
Shortest: 78.1
Posted by WarHead, 16:17, 22nd January 2004:
 
Victor asked
Something from here or just your veteran bladder?


It was when I first tried belting the little fellah. I just couldn't help giggling. Ace game. I love the way pengy shuffles his feet prior to take-off and Yeti sheilds his eyes to see how far he's batted him.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:59, 22nd January 2004:
 
323.4 again GODDAMN IT! one day i'll beat you sul! *shakes fist* (etc)
Posted by Vikki, 18:02, 22nd January 2004:
 
I can't get anymore than 315
Posted by Vikki, 18:06, 22nd January 2004:
 
yay 323.5 :o)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:54, 22nd January 2004:
 
323.4 again, GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Posted by jeffld, 02:10, 23rd January 2004:
 
Great game Sul!

Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:38, 23rd January 2004:
 
Bah, not for the first time, I'm short of an inch.
Posted by Liandle, 10:21, 23rd January 2004:
 
I would like to put a picture on this topic. Please can someone explain how to do that.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:32, 23rd January 2004:
 
Bad news people, My mate Phil just scored a prodigious 332.5
Posted by WarHead, 12:41, 23rd January 2004:
 
Liandle, first you have to take a copy of the screen, or section of it that you want to upload. In jeffld's case it looks like he's cleverly snipped just part of the whole screen to save space. Once you've saved the image you want to post, you have to have somewhere to upload it on the net, so you need to find a picture hosting site unless you've got your own website. Jeffld used his own site, by the looks of it, but I've used www.photobucket.com. You register there and can then upload pics. Once you've done THAT you can put links in your postings here to anything you've uploaded to photobucket.

Any questions?

Posted by trim..., 12:43, 23rd January 2004:
 
or you could just upload to cals public ftp.. he's such a good webmaster
Posted by WarHead, 12:44, 23rd January 2004:
 
I didn't know that.
Posted by Liandle, 12:57, 23rd January 2004:
 
Thanks Warhead. Hell, what a mission!
Posted by WarHead, 13:03, 23rd January 2004:
 
It's easy, really, once you've set up your photobucket account, or worked out how to upload to cal's public ftp.
Posted by jeffld, 13:19, 23rd January 2004:
 
Also take a look at Cal's link about "You may use some html"

www.iamcal.com/html.php
Posted by Liandle, 13:21, 23rd January 2004:
 
Thanks I will try. I got a really funny picture for this thread.
Posted by chris, 16:41, 25th January 2004:
 
awwww.... the games gone!!!
Posted by Brock, 16:52, 25th January 2004:
 
Different maximum range so the scores need to change now, but here it is..

www.technetguru.com/reposit/pingu2.swf
Posted by angeldelight, 17:05, 25th January 2004:
 
i'm throwing down the gauntlet with a 667.4...
Posted by Brock, 17:18, 25th January 2004:
 
My arse. Photoshop?

Oh. and 588.8 for a real target ;)
Posted by angeldelight, 17:51, 25th January 2004:
 
oi! i've seen yr arse ty v much!!
Posted by Brock, 18:00, 25th January 2004:
 
that should stop the rumours!!

LOL!!
Posted by angeldelight, 18:11, 25th January 2004:
 
which rumours?!

oh brock you didnt tell them did you
Posted by Brock, 18:16, 25th January 2004:
 
Nope.
Posted by angeldelight, 18:19, 25th January 2004:
 
PHEW!

and the pics??
Posted by Brock, 18:20, 25th January 2004:
 
Never made it onto the net, i can assure you!
Posted by cal, 18:20, 25th January 2004:
 
err...
Posted by Brock, 18:20, 25th January 2004:
 
erm.... Hi cal!
Posted by angeldelight, 18:22, 25th January 2004:
 
hi cal! ;)