Discussion » Humour Now Illegal In Us Airports

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Posted by reitsma, 23:07, 21st January 2004:
 
gimme a break!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:35, 22nd January 2004:
 
Actually i hope they send the stupid bitch down for fifteen years, THREE times they asked her and she still continued saying it. She is obviously too stupid to walk the streets.
Posted by Liandle, 09:03, 22nd January 2004:
 
Although it pains me greatly to agree with Vic:-) I do. Stupid thing to do in this climate. Shoo shoo
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:31, 22nd January 2004:
 
While she is obviously extremely stupid I think that what is proposed is an over reaction. Sure keep her in jail for a week to scare her, give her a caution and a fine then let her go. Months or years in prison for this sort of thing is a bloody joke. She caused minimal disruption (i.e she didn't phone in the threat) and is obviously not a terrorist.

Still in a country with as many guns as people it's probably not smart to make jokes concerning poeples safety. I'm surprised they didn't shoot her ;) .
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:39, 22nd January 2004:
 
Jail Jail Jail!
Posted by Sul, 09:49, 22nd January 2004:
 
It wouldve been funny if she was carrying 3 fake bums.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:56, 22nd January 2004:
 
A baum!
Posted by Sul, 09:59, 22nd January 2004:
 
And where are you going with this Baum young lady? I'm of to see The Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Posted by Vikki, 11:44, 22nd January 2004:
 
I agree with beer. It's totally stupid that she could face 15 years in jail for a joke, costing tax payers what?! and its not like there was any harm done or any harm intended, fair enough she's thick as pig shit but thats not cause for 15 years! and to think what people get away with nowadays or stupid piddly sentences some people get for far worse.....its stupid!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:32, 22nd January 2004:
 
They should make her go in that Hannibal Lector thing for the flight home. That'll teach her.
Posted by WarHead, 12:36, 22nd January 2004:
 
Did someone say berm?
Posted by jeffld, 16:01, 22nd January 2004:
 
I say make her do community service. 1000 hours for each time she said the word bomb.
Posted by Brock, 16:04, 22nd January 2004:
 
This is what I mean about natural selection. Anybody this stupid would have died of starvation trying to work out how to open a packet of biscuits if there wasn't so much help around!
Posted by Liandle, 16:22, 22nd January 2004:
 
Yeah! Natural selection is at work, though. What is she? 25? She goes in for 15 years. that's ... *scratches head for a LOOONNGG time...' 40. Too late to pass her genes onto the next generation.

one hopes, anyway
Posted by Brock, 16:27, 22nd January 2004:
 
Don't let them Breeeeeeeeeeeed!!!
Posted by tommorris, 18:55, 22nd January 2004:
 
Isn't humour illegal in the US anyway? Doing it in an airport is like death sentence stuff.
Posted by Brock, 19:02, 22nd January 2004:
 
No. That's irony you're thinking of
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:04, 22nd January 2004:
 
Its always been out of order in just about any airport. Happens all the time in England, Tosspot scallies think they are being the king of comedy. Until Special Branch tip up and drag them off to a quiet place for an interview without tea and biscuits.
Posted by Brock, 19:06, 22nd January 2004:
 
And rubber hoses...

leaves no marks...
Posted by angeldelight, 19:16, 22nd January 2004:
 
has anybody tried colonic irrigation?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:17, 22nd January 2004:
 
edited.
Posted by Brock, 19:32, 22nd January 2004:
 
As a torture technique?
Posted by Brock, 19:38, 22nd January 2004:
 
Maybe you could use Vinegar or lemon juice instead of water...