Discussion » Charlize Theron

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Posted by Liandle, 15:33, 22nd January 2004:
 
Has anybody seen her new movie? I think it's called "Monster" or something. If so, what do you think of it? What do you think of her as an actress?
Posted by Liandle, 16:23, 22nd January 2004:
 
Nobody like her, eh?

oh well
Posted by WarHead, 16:25, 22nd January 2004:
 
Who?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:27, 22nd January 2004:
 
Shes a south african actress. Was in 2 Days in the Valley, Devils Advocate and Mighty Joe Young. She also gets 'em out a lot.
Posted by Brock, 16:29, 22nd January 2004:
 
Sh'e very attractive (looks over shoulder to check if Doc's watching), but I couldn't pass judgement on her acting as I don't think I've seen her in much.

As in films. Not clothes! lol!
Posted by Liandle, 16:29, 22nd January 2004:
 
She's gorgeous, though, you gotta admit that?
Posted by Liandle, 16:30, 22nd January 2004:
 
She also has quite an interesting life. She killed her Dad...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:44, 22nd January 2004:
 
He was beating her mum was he not?
Posted by Liandle, 16:47, 22nd January 2004:
 
Yes. One sees a woman that is THAT beautiful and one assumes she's just a bimbo with nothing between her ears (well, I did anyway) but there's more to her than meets the eye obviously. That's why I was interested in her latest movie. I would like to see how much of her life experience comes out in her performance, now that she's not just cast as a pretty face.
Posted by Brock, 16:48, 22nd January 2004:
 
So. On the religious note, was she wrong?
Posted by WarHead, 16:49, 22nd January 2004:
 
Just Googled her. She has the kind of face I have an irrational desire to smack.
Posted by Liandle, 16:55, 22nd January 2004:
 
Really WH, why? I think she's very lovely.
Posted by Liandle, 16:56, 22nd January 2004:
 
Brock : I think she did it in self defence/defence of her mother. I mean, at the time he was beating her and Charlize just reacted...so...no, she was not wrong.
Posted by angeldelight, 16:57, 22nd January 2004:
 
are you talking about me again?
Posted by Brock, 16:58, 22nd January 2004:
 
Aaaaah. Interesting, don't you think?

"Thou shall not kill"?
Not "Thou shall not kill... Unless you have a good reason. Then it's ok. Kind of."
Posted by WarHead, 17:00, 22nd January 2004:
 
I dunno - some people you just want to smack cos they have a stupid face. I think it's a hormone thing, but I'm not sure if it's their's or mine.

Why DO we find some people attractive, some not, and some people's faces completely irritating?

Answers on a post card to Warhead, c/o The Secret Bunker.
Posted by angeldelight, 17:00, 22nd January 2004:
 
i dont like her on the basis that i just clicked on her official website (i thought she was blonde not redhead??) and an annoying tune came on, so i closed it and it is still playing GRRRRRR!
Posted by angeldelight, 17:02, 22nd January 2004:
 
WH its to do with mating instincts apparently and selection of strongest genes. i saw a thing on it the other day
Posted by Liandle, 17:03, 22nd January 2004:
 
I get that "desire to smack" feeling for Michael Douglas. Can't STAND the man. Dunno why either...
Posted by angeldelight, 17:03, 22nd January 2004:
 
APPARENTLY most men have an attraction to large full breasts because they think they'll feed their kids better
Posted by Brock, 17:03, 22nd January 2004:
 
With women, in my experience, hair colour is entirely arbitrary...
Posted by angeldelight, 17:04, 22nd January 2004:
 
lian - he's got an air of smugness dont you think?
Posted by Liandle, 17:04, 22nd January 2004:
 
Thanks for the bunker website WH. Will check it out tomorrow.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:04, 22nd January 2004:
 
I agree with WarHead, there's a scottish guy i work with who goes by the name of Derek. He's as good a bloke as you are likely to meet, But he has a chin that reminds me of Desperate Dan and every time i see it i have an irrational urge to run over and hit it as hard as possible. Fortunately i have managed to restrain myself so far.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:05, 22nd January 2004:
 
And i am not planning to have any kids, I have an attraction to large full breasts because i want to bury my head in them and make a selection of amusing noises.
Posted by Liandle, 17:07, 22nd January 2004:
 
Vic:lol (desperate Dan)

ad:Yeah, he does! maybe that's it...dunno. But one can also jump to conclusions. I hated Tom Cruise's guts 'til I saw him in Jerry McGuire? but I can't remember why that should have changed my mind...getting altzheimers
Posted by Liandle, 17:08, 22nd January 2004:
 
Vic:LOL (I gotta give you that, you are funny)

*grudgingly*

*GRIN*
Posted by angeldelight, 17:09, 22nd January 2004:
 
i liked tom cruise in vanilla sky. i also didnt see the attraction with penelope cruz until vanilla sky. if i was a guy i'd fancy her
Posted by WarHead, 17:09, 22nd January 2004:
 
L: The Secret Bunker is a fun place to visit. Went there a couple of years ago when on me 'ollies. Lovely day, until our car got written off by an Austraian HGV on the M74 on our way home. How we all walked away from that one I'll never know.


I'm off home now, btw. Catch you later.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:11, 22nd January 2004:
 
cya Warhead
Posted by Liandle, 17:12, 22nd January 2004:
 
Your guardian angel, warhead ;-)
cheerio
see ya
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:13, 22nd January 2004:
 
I hate that cow Delia Smith! Oh even the thought of her drives me nuts...her hair! Her fuckin clothes....aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!
Posted by Liandle, 17:14, 22nd January 2004:
 
ad:yeah. shows you that attraction is not only skin deep. Charisma! Lovely STUFF.
Posted by angeldelight, 17:15, 22nd January 2004:
 
i've never heard that one before foggie!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:15, 22nd January 2004:
 
eh? You have never heard of what?
Posted by angeldelight, 17:16, 22nd January 2004:
 
someone who despises delia
Posted by angeldelight, 17:17, 22nd January 2004:
 
she's quite benign really
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:17, 22nd January 2004:
 
have you not..oh god, she drives me mental.

This week I am going to show you how to boil a egg. For fucks sake, if you dnot know how to do that then get out the kitchen and dont return until you have found your brain!
Posted by angeldelight, 17:19, 22nd January 2004:
 
melanie sykes is rather slappable.and although this may not be popular with the boys, i'd happily tear rachel stevens extensions from her pinhead (apologies to international friends - these are z-list british 'celebs')
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:19, 22nd January 2004:
 
Rachel Stevens = yummy
Posted by angeldelight, 17:20, 22nd January 2004:
 
hey foggie come on have a heart. my brother still calls me every time he cooks some dried pasta. there are ppl out there without such basic life skills
Posted by angeldelight, 17:21, 22nd January 2004:
 
now from a girls perspective i thought the dark haired (tina??) one in s club wld have had more of a male following. dont get the rachel thing
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:23, 22nd January 2004:
 
What age is your brother then?

Tina? No idea..all I know is I happened to catch top of the plops one night and she was on it with not a lot of clothes on and she looked lovely.
Posted by angeldelight, 17:24, 22nd January 2004:
 
erm he's 27!!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:24, 22nd January 2004:
 
27! And he cant cook pasta. phew.. I shall say nothing.
Posted by Brock, 17:25, 22nd January 2004:
 
especially when they write the instructions on the packet...

/zips lip...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:26, 22nd January 2004:
 
ssssshhhh
Posted by angeldelight, 17:27, 22nd January 2004:
 
he has a lot of special qualities!
Posted by angeldelight, 17:27, 22nd January 2004:
 
and also a little sister who does looks after him rather too well
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:29, 22nd January 2004:
 
The kids who are 'down with the streets' go for Hannah.
Posted by angeldelight, 17:30, 22nd January 2004:
 
and how do you know that?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:34, 22nd January 2004:
 
err, I saw it on newsround with John Craven?
Posted by angeldelight, 17:35, 22nd January 2004:
 
LMAO!!
Posted by cal, 17:59, 22nd January 2004:
 
i fancy hannah

and i can't cook eggs or pasta. i'm very experienced at calling for pizza though.
Posted by angeldelight, 18:00, 22nd January 2004:
 
cal you do realise its a leap year and women can ask men to marry them?
Posted by cal, 21:01, 22nd January 2004:
 
how's that related to anything? or were you asking me to marry you?
Posted by Vikki, 23:10, 22nd January 2004:
 
Who does she play in Devils Advocate?
Posted by angeldelight, 01:28, 23rd January 2004:
 
would you like me to?
Posted by friday, 06:09, 23rd January 2004:
 
"angeldelight, 17:03 22 January 2004 :
APPARENTLY most men have an attraction to large full breasts because they think they'll feed their kids better"

whilst they may think that, its not actually true - big boobs does not necessarily mean big milk supplies

Men have an attraction for big boobs because of what Vic said - making amusing noises inbetween them and of course - visual stimulation - I mean - they cant pass a big pair without comment can they?
Posted by friday, 06:17, 23rd January 2004:
 
on the topic of Charlize though - I think she is quite stunning ;-)
Posted by Liandle, 06:59, 23rd January 2004:
 
Oh, Thank God! It's Friday! (shit you must have heard that one fifty gazillion times)

Yes, she's lovely I think, but I'm also a bit biased.

Another question : do all men prefer big boobs? And what size?
Posted by WarHead, 09:02, 23rd January 2004:
 
Well, for a kick-off, anything more than a mouthful is wasted ........ did I said that out loud?

I don't care what size they are, big, small or even if the lady is flat chested. Although I'm not keen on them being HUGE.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:19, 23rd January 2004:
 
I'm a small breast man.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:22, 23rd January 2004:
 
I dont really mind. As long as they arent huge big nukes. ;o)
Posted by Sul, 09:23, 23rd January 2004:
 
I dont really mind but puffy nipples scare me.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:36, 23rd January 2004:
 
I hate the description 'puffy nipples' . Belurghhhhhh!
Posted by trim..., 09:45, 23rd January 2004:
 
tina is a munter.. the ugliest member of the group aside from scary alien-headed john. Jo was a bit manish but at least she didnt look like she'd been smacked in the face repeatedly.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:47, 23rd January 2004:
 
Eh?
Posted by Sul, 09:49, 23rd January 2004:
 
She does look like she got her lips stuck in the hoover doesnt she.
Posted by Liandle, 10:03, 23rd January 2004:
 
What's puffy nipples?
Posted by Brock, 10:13, 23rd January 2004:
 
Nipples.

That are puffy in appearance.
Posted by WarHead, 12:31, 23rd January 2004:
 
But they're usually only like that when they're not fully developed.

Did anyone see the Beeb's 'Teen Species' series?
Posted by trim..., 12:53, 23rd January 2004:
 
how about we change the word 'puffy' to 'bloated' ?
Posted by WarHead, 13:17, 23rd January 2004:
 
*Hmmm, thinks 'Bloated the Vampire Slayer' ..... nope, it'll never work.*
Posted by Liandle, 13:20, 23rd January 2004:
 
WH:WHAAHAAAHA!!HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!!
Posted by angeldelight, 13:39, 23rd January 2004:
 
do you mean inverted nipples??? or did i skip 3 yrs of adolescence??

i've never had a puffiness problemo. i dont think. i've had pre-menstrual-big-as-jordan's syndrome, but not 'puffy'. am i missing out??
Posted by WarHead, 13:49, 23rd January 2004:
 
No, it's an adolescent thing, I think. During breast development the the whole of the nipple protrudes and has a squashy consistancy. I don't know if it happens to all girls though.
Posted by Brock, 14:00, 23rd January 2004:
 
So we've established that Sul has extensive experience of adolescent nipples, then, have we?
Posted by Sul, 14:03, 23rd January 2004:
 
I could give you a list of URLs if you like
Posted by Brock, 14:08, 23rd January 2004:
 
Just going to print off your 'favourites list', are you?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:25, 23rd January 2004:
 
I get that "desire to smack" feeling for Michael Douglas. Can't STAND the man. Dunno why either...


I bet I'm not alone here when I suggest Mr. Tom Hanks.

melanie sykes is rather slappable


Hell yeah. Ok she may look alright but I challenge anyone to find a more sexless being.
Posted by Brock, 14:33, 23rd January 2004:
 
Gareth Gates, the squeeky freak

/slap, slap, slappity-slap
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:35, 23rd January 2004:
 
CILLA FUGGIN' BLACK.

I cuss you bad, Mrs. "Scouse 'Aladdin Sane' lookalike"
Posted by Uncle Moc, 14:40, 23rd January 2004:
 
My god, Doctor L isn't some kind of "lust policeman"!

Although it would be cool if he was.
Posted by Brock, 14:43, 23rd January 2004:
 
(you're just picking on me, then, are you? *sulks*)
Posted by Liandle, 14:44, 23rd January 2004:
 
Uncle Moc : who gets your slap?
Posted by Brock, 14:47, 23rd January 2004:
 
probably me...

;)
Posted by Liandle, 14:48, 23rd January 2004:
 
heh heh
Posted by Uncle Moc, 14:51, 23rd January 2004:
 
Who gets my slap?

Do you mean make up?
Posted by Liandle, 10:30, 26th January 2004:
 
You go, girl. GO CHARLIZE GO!!!
Posted by Vikki, 13:18, 26th January 2004:
 
Oi, arsepuppy whats with the slagging of scoucers??
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:32, 26th January 2004:
 
who?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:34, 26th January 2004:
 
Vikki - Not slagging scousers in general, just the one in particular. Since my missus is technically a scouser it just wouldn't be cricket.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:35, 26th January 2004:
 
YEAH! GO CHARLIZE!
Posted by Vikki, 13:43, 26th January 2004:
 
technically?!
Oh just I thought I'd come across you slagging craig charles off at one point too (is that the right name? on out of red dwarf)
Posted by angeldelight, 13:47, 26th January 2004:
 
scouse and proud tho pls note i do not have the accent
Posted by Vikki, 13:49, 26th January 2004:
 
....and what is wrong with a scouse accent?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:50, 26th January 2004:
 
(the Craig Charles slagging was a way of irritating a certain ex-poster here, who was very defensive about red Dwarf, bizarrely. "Technically"? Well, she was born in the Midlands but her family are all as Scouse as it comes, even down to the sectarianist feuding)
Posted by Vikki, 13:52, 26th January 2004:
 
lol
Posted by cal, 17:44, 26th January 2004:
 
who was it who was all precious about Craig Charles? my memory is fading...
Posted by trim..., 22:10, 26th January 2004:
 
craig charles the alleged rapist?