Posted by
friday, 06:30, 23rd January 2004:
It's POETS day and I'm so glad
It's been a very hard week
So join me celebrate this thread
In rhyme - (It's no hard feat..)
posts that must rhyme - my favourite!
Posted by
Liandle, 06:56, 23rd January 2004:
Well, I had a question for Cal, but I guess I can put it to rhyme.
Cal are you really only twenty three?
'Cause you seem a lot older than that to me
Posted by
cal, 08:20, 23rd January 2004:
old, me?
i'm just 23
Posted by
Sul, 08:52, 23rd January 2004:
Liandle, now dont take this wrong
And go throw a big stopper
But your questions are a-plenty
Are you
really a copper?
Posted by
Liandle, 10:00, 23rd January 2004:
No, Sul, not a copper; just nosey as hell
With nothing to do but irritate Cal
Why, what...do you have something to hide?
'Cause you're a bit on the private side
Posted by
Liandle, 10:37, 23rd January 2004:
Sorry Cal; didn't mean to be rude
I only meant that you know a lot, dude...
Posted by
friday, 10:38, 23rd January 2004:
so how is everybody today?
do ya have much work to do?
I'll b busy i guess, but at 5
I'll be off for a drink or two..
Posted by
trim..., 11:05, 23rd January 2004:
with all these rhyming couplets
i find i'm quite confused
it feels a lot like the rapping thread
but it's keeping me amused
Posted by
trim..., 11:06, 23rd January 2004:
my boss has left the office
there's not a lot to do
so i'll drink my tea, refresh this thread
and waste time on the loo
Posted by
trim..., 11:09, 23rd January 2004:
rhyming verse is quite tricky
i'm battling with syllables
and now i've got a tricky rhyme
and nothing rhymes with syllables, oh bugger.
Posted by
trim..., 11:10, 23rd January 2004:
come on someone please reply
this thread is slowly dying
do not leave me high and dry
or soon i will be crying
Posted by
Brock, 11:19, 23rd January 2004:
I'm no good at rhyming,
they all turn out poo.
I've sat here just trying,
But it doesnt't seem to work out when I get to the last line, it's hard, isn't it?
Posted by
trim..., 11:27, 23rd January 2004:
today i will play teacher
ammend your rhyming skills
i'll write out the poem again
then take my crazy pills
"i'm no good at rhyming
they all turn out
like poo
i've just sat here searching my brain
i wish i could rhyme like you (trim)"
Too busy to Rhyme.
The trains aren't running on time.
Much work to do at Neasden Depot.
And there's nothing left in the Teapot.
(goddamn i suck at rhyming)
Posted by
Brock, 11:29, 23rd January 2004:
trim:
you're my
heeeero(ine!)
Posted by
Liandle, 11:30, 23rd January 2004:
Can't do no more
My head is sore
Posted by
Uncle Moc, 14:27, 23rd January 2004:
My god, I weep,
Bitter tears, all over my desk,
as I hang my head in blurry shame.
A flash, of lightning
Sky asundered, as I turn.
To see, standing, on the roof,
My wise uncle, his hands raised to the sky.
Lightning flashes. Surely we have been here before?
Surely Friday has begun this thread an earlier time?
He turns, his back offered to the flax-dam,
and leaves,
A sadder and a wiser man.
Posted by
Brock, 14:31, 23rd January 2004:
They repeat Only Fools and Horses too. That's still funny...
Posted by
Brock, 14:41, 23rd January 2004:
Dad's army?
Posted by
Brock, 14:41, 23rd January 2004:
Some Mothers do 'ave 'em?
Posted by
Uncle Moc, 14:50, 23rd January 2004:
Deary me. Doctor Freud would be vibrating in his grave.
A double coffin, shared with
His mother, under a headstone
Bearing his father's name.
Posted by
friday, 15:07, 23rd January 2004:
Yes - I have done it before
and I'll do it again next week
It is my favourite thread
Coz it entices the poet freak
Posted by
trim..., 17:10, 23rd January 2004:
i am a poet freak
i'll be sitting here all week
writing rhymes
literary crimes
a better vocabulary i seek.
Posted by
tommorris, 22:27, 24th January 2004:
A big fat twat,
Sat on a mat.