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Posted by cal, 17:55, 23rd January 2004:
 
When did vic get so far ahead of me?
www.iamcal.com/board_stats/

i'm becoming a ghost on my own site
Posted by Sul, 18:09, 23rd January 2004:
 
Yeah! Do something about it bucko!

On a side note, for random quotes they fucking rock!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 18:58, 23rd January 2004:
 
woo, check me stats!! cool

Oh, and nice random quote.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:51, 23rd January 2004:
 
Fucking hell, i'd better tone it down at bit.

although i am quite impressed that Rosie's random quote is about me
Posted by trim..., 21:57, 23rd January 2004:
 
ap rules - "Mami Chula? Isn't that Mexican for 'pimp mother'?" ;)
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:12, 24th January 2004:
 
My quotes all suck.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:19, 24th January 2004:
 
Dude, I'm never going to get into that top list. Unless I start posting even when I don't have anything to say.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:20, 24th January 2004:
 
But that would just be silly.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:20, 24th January 2004:
 
And quite unproductive.
Posted by tommorris, 21:49, 24th January 2004:
 
only two more places to get on the top 20. only about 7,500 posts to get to number one.

Anyone interested in helping to formulate a research project in to job satisfaction compared to the iamcal.com forum statistics...
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:47, 26th January 2004:
 
ap rules - "Mami Chula? Isn't that Mexican for 'pimp mother'?" ;)


It's funny because it's true (i think, my Espanol is a bit rusty)
Posted by Rosie, 11:58, 26th January 2004:
 
I need to start doing some work!

:(
Posted by Liandle, 11:59, 26th January 2004:
 
cal will my company be able to see how much time i have spent here? if so, can i have a job please? i make nice tea.
Posted by angeldelight, 12:34, 26th January 2004:
 
can i have a job pls. i dont make nice tea but i have ornamental value
Posted by Liandle, 12:49, 26th January 2004:
 
ad, c'mon I can't compete with a gorgeous blonde. Gimme a break here, girl! I need the job more than you.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:35, 26th January 2004:
 
Has Cal started employing people now?

It'd be quite funny if this site was an actual dot com empire.

Not sure how it'd make its money though... get people hooked and then start charging them perhaps..
Posted by tommorris, 20:16, 26th January 2004:
 
A few Amazon associate links to MJ's back catalogue, and millionarism awaits.
Posted by cal, 22:10, 26th January 2004:
 
damn! how did i miss that obvious revenue-stream

we could be the world's premier supplier is michEAl jackson cds
Posted by angeldelight, 23:59, 26th January 2004:
 
but lian yr a rich girl fffs. you can just employ me to be yr stylist or friend or something
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:41, 27th January 2004:
 
Go on, dude, I dare you. Put a "Buy Now" icon next to every Michael Jackson post, and you could be shipping Micheal Jackson CD's across the country within a week!

Either that, or it takes you to a misspelt page about Sprem. Perhaps we could pay Beargod to type it.
Posted by Liandle, 06:49, 27th January 2004:
 
Seems you guys don't like rich people. Jealousy makes you nasty. Not my fault.
Posted by Liandle, 06:50, 27th January 2004:
 
cal, you can use the revenue generated to pay me for when I sue you for allowing vic to use my photo :-)
Posted by trim..., 08:58, 27th January 2004:
 
yeah that's it, we don't like you because you're rich..
Posted by cal, 10:41, 27th January 2004:
 
i'm 95% of the way towards banning liandle. perhaps amusing at first, now just fucking iritating. this is the only warning you'll get
Posted by Liandle, 10:58, 27th January 2004:
 
cal, why do you always pick on me and yet you allow vic to be abusive towards me? why don't you tell him off? you're not being fair, really.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:00, 27th January 2004:
 
Fair? Pah! I once beat a ginger to death with a pick axe handle. Was that fair?
Posted by Brock, 11:01, 27th January 2004:
 
LMGDAO!
Posted by cal, 11:08, 27th January 2004:
 
quit fucking whining. vic is my friend, you are a pain in the ass. this isn't "fair", it's my website.
Posted by Brock, 11:08, 27th January 2004:
 
Go cal...
Posted by Liandle, 11:11, 27th January 2004:
 
well, do you want me to go then?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:17, 27th January 2004:
 
Just chill.
Posted by Rosie, 11:29, 27th January 2004:
 
Fight, fight, fight!
Posted by trim..., 11:34, 27th January 2004:
 
haha, you've upset cal. i'd run if i were you, he knows your ip address.
Posted by Liandle, 11:44, 27th January 2004:
 
I didn't know it was illegal to express your opinion? Thank goodness this is a website and not a country, then. (iamrobert_mugabe.com)
Gee Wizz. It reminds me of Alice In Wonderland :Off with her head! Off with her head! Crumbs!
Posted by trim..., 11:44, 27th January 2004:
 
yet you still haven't left?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:49, 27th January 2004:
 
Lots of people here have conflicting opinions. Me and vic, sorry abe, argue frequently.
Posted by Liandle, 11:55, 27th January 2004:
 
He doesn't tell you to go get it in the arse. He didn't say "Jesus Fucking Christ" after you said something. I didn't deserve that...but nobody accused him of being an arsehole and he never apologised.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:59, 27th January 2004:
 
He did all those last night. I'm a bit sore now though. But it was worth it.
Posted by Liandle, 11:59, 27th January 2004:
 
I'd like to know what I did that was so mortally wrong. If anyone has the guts to tell me.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:01, 27th January 2004:
 
Just irritating i guess.
Posted by Liandle, 12:03, 27th January 2004:
 
Irritating, so what? Nobody Died. You are all just intolerant of anyone who doesn't fit in. Nobody forced you to read my threads and nobody forced you to take any notice of me.
Posted by Brock, 12:25, 27th January 2004:
 
One minute, you're abusing the crap out of everyone, and claiming to enjoy it, the next you turn into a weird monk/nun type thing.

If you're going to change the rules, tell us first, or don't bitch about it...
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:26, 27th January 2004:
 
Princess Di died. And she was THE QUEEN OF OUR HEARTS DAMMIT!!!

Sandals in the bin!
Posted by Liandle, 12:30, 27th January 2004:
 
Vic abused me first
Posted by Brock, 12:31, 27th January 2004:
 
"He started it, Miss"
Posted by trim..., 12:57, 27th January 2004:
 
Nobody forced you to read my threads and nobody forced you to take any notice of me


a) you're a bit hard to miss when you're asking inane questions on EVERY SINGLE THREAD and
b) no one's forcing you to stay either.. in fact we're actively encouraging you to leave!
Posted by Liandle, 13:24, 27th January 2004:
 
trim:I had never been on one of these sites before (which I made adundantly clear) I was feeling my way around and made some mistakes. No reason for you to be so rude and pack on me. Remember me next time you are in a strange and unfamiliar place. I hope those people are more welcoming and kind than you have been. Incidently, if my questions were inane, why didn't you just say so instead of answering them?
Posted by trim..., 14:17, 27th January 2004:
 
i didnt answer them.

and i'm sure i'll find people welcoming if i'm not rude to them and keep a sense of humour!

now there's a good girl/boy/liar/thing, off you go, run along
Posted by Sul, 14:37, 27th January 2004:
 


Found myself in a strange town
Though I've only been here for three weeks now
I've got blisters on my feet
Trying find a friend in Oxford Street
I bought an A to Z guide book
Trying to find the clubs and YMCAs
But when you ask in a strange town
They say don't know, don't care
And I've got to go, mate

They worry themselves about feeling low
They worry themselves about the dreadful snow
They all ignore me 'cause they don't know
I'm really a spaceman from those UFOs

You've got to move in a straight line
You've got to walk and talk in four four time
You can't be weird in a strange town
You'll be betrayed by your accent and manners

You've got to wear the right clothes
Be careful not to pick or scratch your nose
You can't be nice in a strange town
'Cause we don't know, don't care
And we got to go, man

Rush my money to the record shops
I stop off in a back street
Buy myself a snort
We got our own manifesto
Be kind to queers
And I'm so glad the revolution's here
It's nice and warm now!

I've finished with clubs where the music's loud
'Cause I don't see a face in a single crowd
There's no one there
I look in the mirror
But I can't be seen
Just a thin, clean layer of Mister Sheen
Looking back at me
Oh, oh

Found myself in a strange town
Though I've only been here for three weeks now
I've got blisters on my feet
Trying find a friend in Oxford Street

I bought an A to Z guide book
Trying to find the clubs and YMCAs
They say don't know, don't care
And I've got to go, mate

They worry themselves about feeling low
They worry themselves about the dreadful snow
They all ignore me 'cause they don't know
I'm really a spaceman from those UFOs

Strange town

Break it up
Burn it down, shake it up
Break it up


Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:26, 27th January 2004:
 
*ahem*
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:01, 27th January 2004:
 
Um, dude!

Too many negative vibes here, I think...

I mean, i think everyone ought to take a deep breath, and nobody has to get barred or hurt or beaten to death with a jagged axe handle.

Now, what exactly was the problem? Or could we set up a "Trial by Jury" thread.

I mean, if you want my opinion, then young Lllandlle seems quite innocent, although it is true, she does ask lots of questions. And as many people here don't have very much patience "don't suffer fools kindly", they don't really want to spend their valuable time answering them, which is also fair enough.

Which leaves a kind of deadlock, as Llllandllle doesn't get any answers, and the iamcallers find themselves diverted from their cause, and no-one's happy.

And yet it's true that Llllandllle seems to have some quite valuable contribution to this small online community.

Plus it's a bit harsh to kick someone off for being inquisitive. Unless they're deemed as "too inquisitive".

So perhaps we need to ask, what counts as "too inquisitive"?

Possibly, the answer could be Jesse.
Posted by Brock, 19:12, 27th January 2004:
 
Or maybe "Brian"?

I'm just guessing. Maybe I don't understand the question...
Posted by generationgav, 19:36, 27th January 2004:
 
Can we apply to take this to Jerry Springer? It'll be amusing
*ahem*

Or we could always invite somebody called Baz who will sit here and abuse everybody!