Discussion » Micheal Jackson

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Posted by sarah lexington, 01:05, 25th January 2004:
 
Dear Sir Micheal,
I want to express my sympothy to you. Going thru this horrid ordeal has got to be just beyound discription. My heart really goes out to you. I have just had my life distroyed in a custody battle over my 9 year old daughter. Her father is rich and hired 3 lawyers to prove me unfit, which I'm not. They told horrid lies about me. Made up people that did'nt even know me, that told lies. I went through literal hell. When I see you going thru this I just cry. I know you must feel like the lonliness person on earth. I know that I do. When we go through these unfair and evil aflictions all we can do is pray and hold ourselves to be self evedent and just know that there is a heaven and our names are on the gate. It is so hard to go thru lies and defimation of character as an ordinary person...For you to be going thru this is even more devistating. Micheal so many people really do care about you on this planet and I know that God loves you so much...He never gives us more than HE can handle. Dump it back on him.

You have always been dear and special in my heart. I have always cared about you. I have never written a letter to anyone famous befor. This is a first for me. You may never get it, but at least I tried to express support to you. Be strong and stay young. Don't let those basturds see you sweat. Fight...fight...fight. I believe in you.

My children also love you. My son Mack has cried that you are being so hurt. He has cerebral paulsy and just turned 13, on Jan.2, 2004. My daughter Anna who is 9, says to everyone, Just leave micheal alone. He loves children and helps them. He does'nt hurt them. My son Quincy, 11, (due to be 12 on Jan. 30th) has always wanted to go to Never never land, and is scared that the government will take it away from you and all the lucky children that get to go there. He is very sad for you to.

Just stay free Micheal, don't let them shackle your spirit. This too shall pass.
Oh yes....All my children sleep with me. Alwaya have...always can if they want. I think its healthy and promotes good self esteem and love.

Love my family and me, Sarah Dove Lexington
Posted by angeldelight, 02:47, 25th January 2004:
 
cal - cant you ban these loons yet??
Posted by chris, 06:45, 25th January 2004:
 
oh dear...
Posted by tommorris, 08:42, 25th January 2004:
 
"I have never written a letter to anyone famous befor."

Why the fuck do we care? If you want to write a letter to Michael Jacskon (which it seems you do, as you have everything that a letter requires bar spelling and some actual point) then there are numerous fan clubs and such which will forward mail to him. For starters try:

The Michael Jackson International Fan Club,
5443 Beethoven Street,
Los Angeles, CA
90066, USA.

or

Michael Jackson Fan Club
Gloria Haydock
P.O Box 7998, Bournemouth
Dorset, BH1 4XL

Now take your MJ-apologism to someone who gives a shit. Because we don't, and I think I speak for the majority of iamcal's approved membership when saying we have had absolutely enough of this Jacko bullshit, however amusing it may be (oh, and it is, in the same way as watching lemmings jump off a cliff).
Posted by angeldelight, 09:40, 25th January 2004:
 
i vote for all mj references to be autocorrected to: sprem-in-anas

cant believe ppl can be arsed to fart around preaching about their love of mj ffs. its not like i do the same about mulberry handbags!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:47, 25th January 2004:
 
Now wait a min, don't be too hasty. She's obvously not talking about MJ.



This is Lieutenant-General Sir Michael Jackson, all-round British Military hero! He commanded the UN implementation force In Bosnia during my first tour there and Also headed up KFOR when i was in Kosovo. He personally pinned on my first medal.

Poor Sarah doesn't seem to know what she's getting into here, Sir MJ is well able to take care of himself and might just give her a whuppin if he feels she has tarnished his good name.
Posted by leigh, 14:16, 2nd February 2004:
 
i think if you really like mj thats fare but dont give that butt fucker any simpathy
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:20, 2nd February 2004:
 
If you keep slandering Sir MJ around here, me and you will be doing the car-park dance kiddo!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:21, 2nd February 2004:
 
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!

(and invest in a dictionary)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:21, 2nd February 2004:
 
(not you Abraham)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:22, 2nd February 2004:
 
(Thanks Daniel)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:49, 2nd February 2004:
 
That is such a cool letter. I think someone ought to print it off and send it to Mr Jackson himself. See if we get a reply.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:51, 2nd February 2004:
 
I'd like to mock Sarah but anyone who names their kid 'Quincy' gets my respect.
Posted by Rosie, 14:58, 2nd February 2004:
 
"Don't let them shackle your spirit" - WTF?!


Are these people totally bonkers?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:08, 2nd February 2004:
 
I want to be a tree.
Posted by Rosie, 15:15, 2nd February 2004:
 
:|
Posted by tommorris, 15:21, 2nd February 2004:
 
I think that the only shackling that went on re: MJ was the shackling up of young boys whilst he spremmed in their anas. Yes, MJ FUCKS KIDS!
Posted by tommorris, 16:52, 2nd February 2004:
 
www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/jackso...
Posted by STACY, 21:21, 5th February 2004:
 
NOW DON'T HATE ON THE MAN BECAUSE HE GOT HIS FREAK ON WITH A MINOR BECAUSE PROBABLY ONE OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THEIR DID IT AND AIN'T GET CAUGHT, THOUGHT ABOUT IT OR WHATEVER. PERSONALLY I THINK THAT HE AIN'T DO IT. N-E-WAYZ LEANE THE MAN THE F*** ALONE BECAUSE IS MAKING ALOT MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YA'LL BUMS WHO AIN'T GOT NOT A DAME THING TO DO WITH THEIR TIME.
:/
Posted by tommorris, 21:24, 5th February 2004:
 
Incest is horrible, isn't it? That post was just seeping it.
Posted by Twisty, 21:31, 5th February 2004:
 
MJ will get whatever he deserves. we got no room on this planet girl-lookalike pervs. RIGHT?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 21:49, 5th February 2004:
 
WRONG!

I quite like girl-lookalike pervs.

As long as they are actually girls that is.
Posted by Brock, 23:33, 5th February 2004:
 
That's a relief, Abe. With that last sentence, you managed to completely head off the insinuation that you are a "Lady-boy" fan.

The power of the edit button keeping that closet door firmly closed...
Posted by angeldelight, 00:14, 6th February 2004:
 
brockles - put the wooden spoon away fffs!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:47, 6th February 2004:
 
Nobody talked about this line:

"NOW DON'T HATE ON THE MAN BECAUSE HE GOT HIS FREAK ON WITH A MINOR BECAUSE PROBABLY ONE OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THEIR DID IT AND AIN'T GET CAUGHT, THOUGHT ABOUT IT OR WHATEVER."

This shmuck is actually advocating paedophilia :S
Posted by Uma, 10:50, 6th February 2004:
 
Scary that that's how some people think. And I bet there's a fair number of them too.
*shudder*
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:50, 6th February 2004:
 
Did anyone else see this week's popbitch mailout? Especially the bit about the evidence seized from MJ's house? Bloody creepy, it was.

STACY - There's a difference between "getting your freak on with a minor" and collecting naked pictures and soiled undergarments of 7-year old boys. He's a sick cunt.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:51, 6th February 2004:
 
I've posted this before, but I think the MJ apologists should read this....

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mjdec1.htm...
Posted by leigh, 10:53, 6th February 2004:
 
that is shit any one who gets his freak on with a minnor is a perve and should go down for life
Posted by Uma, 10:56, 6th February 2004:
 
Arsepuppy, do you think there's a chance he's staging all of this in order to get publicity? Maybe he figures bad pub is better than no pub and fading into obscurity.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:03, 6th February 2004:
 
Well he's mistaken if he thinks having kinky sex with 7-year olds is going to shift any copies of his last piece-of-shit album.
Posted by tommorris, 11:06, 6th February 2004:
 
They are also advocating a different law for the rich than the poor:
"N-E-WAYZ LEANE THE MAN THE F*** ALONE BECAUSE IS MAKING ALOT MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YA'LL BUMS WHO AIN'T GOT NOT A DAME THING TO DO WITH THEIR TIME"

Michael Jackson: I plead that I'm not guilty of the charges which have been brought against me.
Prosecuting Counsel: Yes, but the evidence is all here. We've got the sprem in the anas, and the genetic testing and the witness statement from the victim.
Michael Jackson: But I'm a well-known recording artist who has had hits across the globe and starred in a lame feature film about my life not to mention a spinoff video game. Plus I've got positively shitloads of money, more than you can ever dream of you lowly fuckers.
Prosecuting Counsel: Oh well, that changes it slightly. You've got no case to answer for. You should have told us up front and we would have not bothered.
Judge: Case dismissed on the basis that the defendant is not a "bum" but a well-known pop star.
Posted by Uma, 11:06, 6th February 2004:
 
Arsepuppy : Depends on how many "STACY"'s there are out there.
Posted by Uma, 11:07, 6th February 2004:
 
tom..: LOL!
Posted by tommorris, 11:10, 6th February 2004:
 
Child molestation: it's only a crime if you earn less than £100,000 pa.
Posted by Uma, 11:12, 6th February 2004:
 
LOL!!!
Posted by angeldelight, 13:29, 6th February 2004:
 
i read somewhere this week that the master bathroom was locked when they searched his place. They eventually opened it and found photographic equipment in there..
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:30, 6th February 2004:
 
trying to find his cock with a zoom?
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 6th February 2004:
 
That should fox the searchers. Way to hide something.

I know! We'll lock the blatantly obvious door! That'll do it!
Posted by Uma, 13:33, 6th February 2004:
 
LOL!
Posted by janine, 14:03, 6th February 2004:
 
All the idiots who are defending Mj over the alledged child abuse charge should spend a week in my shoes looking after a three year old child who was sexually abused from the age of one, then we will see a change in opinion.
Posted by janine, 00:04, 7th February 2004:
 
hopefully that has put pay to all the MJ supporters wank stains all of them.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 00:12, 7th February 2004:
 
Not to mention any more replies on this thread.
Posted by tommorris, 00:17, 7th February 2004:
 
It won't. They'll find a way of overcoming even the most insurmountable pile of evidence against Jacko with their trite faith in "Micheal", combined with what could be described as rhetoric were it not for the fact that it's written by completely illiterate morons who must have played truant during "Writing for Retards - Beginners Level".
Posted by janine, 00:17, 7th February 2004:
 
aphuckingmen
Posted by Abe Frohman, 01:12, 7th February 2004:
 
Check out these 'facts' courtesy of Popbitch.

Leaks from the Michael Jackson trial paint a
gruesome picture of life in Neverland:
* Drawers full of boys' soiled underwear
* Photos of naked blond boys as young as seven
* Attempts to bribe cancer kid Gavin with
promises to make him a film star in return
for being nice in the Bashir documentary
* More than 100 boys sleeping over
at Neverland in the last three years.

As Jackson is nearly broke and no more use to
the music industry as a recording artist, it's
unlikely he'll have the legal firepower
to get off this time.

Instead, this deeply troubled man is going to
be torn apart in a media feeding frenzy that
reflects a new mood in society: people
are starting to resent celebrities and the
influence they wield. Jacko will be first
sacrificial lamb.
Posted by tommorris, 01:30, 7th February 2004:
 
I'm not sure. Just look at the wankfest that is "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here". I can't get away from the fucking thing and I haven't even got a TV (even if I did, I wouldn't watch it).
Posted by janine, 02:00, 7th February 2004:
 
"This deeply troubled man" is creating the next generation of deeply troubled men, if the charges against him are true.
I read iamcal every day( its the only sane part of the day) and I know how you all joke about sprem up kids anas etc and I lol all the time , then I log off my pc go downstairs and deal with 2 children aged 3 and younger that have been sexually abused, and until you have done that, and know every thing that goes with it, ie visits to the phsycologist, medicals,treatment for an incureable illness etc then I think you are justified in your opinion, and my opinion is if he is guilty of even one of the charges then he deserves every thing that is going to be thrown at him
Posted by tommorris, 06:50, 7th February 2004:
 
I agree with you.
Posted by Uma, 10:11, 7th February 2004:
 
I had actually logged off when I read your post janine, had to log back on so that I could say HEAR! HEAR!
great post! and I couldn't agree more. (I hope you can help those little ones. Breaks my heart.) I say to these monsters : Do whatever the f*ck you like with your own sad life, BUT LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!!!!!
Posted by Perclissigi, 01:31, 10th February 2004:
 
I'm just a newbie, but, Janine, I now have so much respect for you!
I couldn't do what you do... I would just lose all faith in humanity.
My opinion on people who do "mess" with kids is they should be put away for life (and i mean LIFE)
If anyone harbours the desire to do THAT to a child, or even rape someone of concenting
age, then there is something definately wrong upstairs, and i'm not sure that
any amount of councelling can remove that desire from the person's mind.
So i agree, if he is guilty, he deserves EVERYTHING he gets!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:44, 10th February 2004:
 
Hang on a minute. It almost sounds like iamcal is going to rise up as an 'angry mob' and go burn down the houses of the News of the World's 'Name and Shame list'. Yes, it's true, that IF Michael Jackson has abused kids, THEN he ought to be punished by the court in a manner that is considered reasonable, but do we really want to turn this into a "Will somebody please think of the children!" business, because the only way to think about this is with a reasonable decision.

Yes, it's possible Michael Jackson is guilty. And yes, it's possible he's innocent. Now I'm not going to deny that the huge amount of Michael Jackson entheusiasts and haters on this site is downright entertaining, but there's no way some King of Pop ought to be taking advantage of young children, any more than anyone should.

But it's another thing when people are baying for blood and claiming that criminals are all suffering from uncurable mental disorders. This is quite dangerous ground, no?
Posted by Perclissigi, 01:59, 10th February 2004:
 
I can see what you mean, sorry, i was having an impassioned moment!
No angry mob-ness coming from me! It was possibly a slight exaggeration and,
i do agree that most crimes have reason behind them, from crimes of passion
through to some kind of manifestation of past abuse. Maybe people just don't
think its wrong, its the way they were brought up?
Shaky ground indeed!
Apologies for my ranting!
Who are we to judge anyway?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:06, 10th February 2004:
 
No, that's okay.. I was just a bit concerned we were going to go out and 'administer justice'.
Posted by tommorris, 17:35, 10th February 2004:
 
Doc: does that mean that my desire for a fair and equitable legal system without Daily Mail-esque populist mob justice is incompatible with stating that MJ put "sprem in anas"?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 20:25, 10th February 2004:
 
No, we can talk about "sprem in anas". As long as we remember that people have different opinions to ours, and that there is no reason why ours are particularly more correct than theirs, and the way to go about it is through discussion rather than hanging and flogging pop stars when they start to lose their appeal.
Posted by Perclissigi, 20:43, 10th February 2004:
 
*guilty face*
Dammit...
I made myself sound like a Daily Mail reader...What have I become?!
Posted by tommorris, 11:20, 11th February 2004:
 
Yes I agree with you Doc, but there is a fine line between having a differing opinion and illiterate CAPS-LOCKED rambling incontinence, such as this fine example from upthread...

"N-E-WAYZ LEANE THE MAN THE F*** ALONE BECAUSE IS MAKING ALOT MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YA'LL BUMS WHO AIN'T GOT NOT A DAME THING TO DO WITH THEIR TIME"
Posted by Perclissigi, 11:27, 11th February 2004:
 
So maybe not all opinions are as valid as others then?
Because a lot of people soom to have an opinion
without actually having thought it through..
such as that guy!
Posted by Uma, 11:38, 11th February 2004:
 
Yeah, you're right. I think anything to do with kids makes one's blood boil, though.
*rant*
Posted by Perclissigi, 11:56, 11th February 2004:
 
Oh yeah, ditto, i'm almost certain that everyone on here would agree with you there!
I guess what's being said here is, yes its wrong, but we can't prove that he did it,
and its not up to us to dish out justice. Everyone deserves a fair and equal trial,
regearless of wealth or status. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:54, 11th February 2004:
 
Yeah, no, that true. (the Tommorris capslock comment). But surely comments like that are just well funny?
Posted by tommorris, 15:02, 11th February 2004:
 
Indeed. They're fookin hilarious.
Posted by Uma, 15:32, 11th February 2004:
 
I think it's so cute the way you English people say "Well" as in "well funny" and especially when you say "well fit" Really quaint. Is it only the Londoners that do that?
Posted by tommorris, 16:00, 11th February 2004:
 
I don't know. Seems pretty well spread out. Damn mediated realities.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:27, 12th February 2004:
 
What, you mean we use "well" to mean "really"?
Posted by tommorris, 11:16, 12th February 2004:
 
No, it's "well funny" as in the humour that comes out of seeing somebody fall down a well. Then the "well fit" is the weight loss that accompanies living at the bottom of a well.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 00:18, 13th February 2004:
 
Yeah, the "well" diet. Well known. Cut out everything apart from rain water and rats. For a month. Then you eat rope and buckets.
Posted by sinead, 10:14, 19th February 2004:
 
Nobody is guilty till proven so. How do you think this poor man feels with half the wourld saying that he is a pevre when he might not be. Think of yourself in his shoes with all that money and people saying all these things about you.HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
Posted by Brock, 10:18, 19th February 2004:
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Die, you bloody MJ thread!
Posted by Uma, 10:19, 19th February 2004:
 
Is there any way to kill them?
Posted by Brock, 10:20, 19th February 2004:
 
Cal can lock it like the last one.

Whaddya say, cal? Can you wield the lock of doom in this direction?
Posted by Uma, 10:24, 19th February 2004:
 
Oh, yes, the thread can die too...
Posted by cal, 12:08, 19th February 2004:
 
i'll lock it, but it wont help - they'll just start a new one