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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:37, 27th January 2004:
 
...I am going to the theatre, to see 'Circus of Horrors'

Anyone else doing anything interesting tonight?
Posted by Rosie, 16:39, 27th January 2004:
 
I'll probably have a bath when I get in, do some homework, watch some telly and make something to eat and then go to bed.

Thats how interesting my evening is going to get!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:39, 27th January 2004:
 
Buy beer.
Buy cigs.
Consume above products

Do uni work (argh)
Posted by Rosie, 16:40, 27th January 2004:
 
What are you studying ap?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:42, 27th January 2004:
 
My course is a mix of art, design, geeky computery programming stuff (hatehate) and pretentious "ethical debate" modules. I'm behind on a project so I need to get cracking on it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 27th January 2004:
 
[edited incase I upset AP]
Posted by Rosie, 16:45, 27th January 2004:
 
Oh! Don't edit it Foggie!

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:45, 27th January 2004:
 
I missed that, but tell me anyway. Nothing upsets me (except for knowing Cilla Black exists)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:45, 27th January 2004:
 
Jings!
Posted by WarHead, 16:47, 27th January 2004:
 
Home, eat me tea, be nice to me missus cos she's got a bad knee, do the pots, watch some telly, listen to't radio while surfing t'net until around midnight, bash the bishop, hit the sack.

Probably.
Posted by Rosie, 16:48, 27th January 2004:
 
I'm not telling.

I'm not a shit stirrer Liandle type person..
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:49, 27th January 2004:
 
Ah go on Rosie!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:50, 27th January 2004:
 
I said you were studying Hairdressing. :o)

WarHead, why you bash the bishop if you are married?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:50, 27th January 2004:
 
Haha you cunt! :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:53, 27th January 2004:
 
Shock..you cant call me that!
Posted by Rosie, 16:53, 27th January 2004:
 
lol!!

:)
Posted by Rosie, 16:54, 27th January 2004:
 
4 mins till i can go home. YAY!!
Posted by Brock, 16:55, 27th January 2004:
 
Foggie: Maybe Warhead lives next door to a saxaphone playing Cleric, who, when he comes home from his religious duties as top man at the Cathedral, likes to practise until 2 in the morning, even though it upsets his neighbour. His neighbour can be a violent man when provoked...

Just a thought.
Posted by Brock, 16:56, 27th January 2004:
 
(and the other answer is - he has to bash the bishop because he's married...) ;)
Posted by Sul, 16:56, 27th January 2004:
 
Buy Stella and fags, sit at home on own coming up with some ideas for a project that could get me out of this shithole of a job....

Or find someone to go boozing with. Anybody need a drinking partner in London town? I'm willing to relocate.

No internet indoors for a few days :'(
Posted by WarHead, 16:59, 27th January 2004:
 
Foggie,

You get better sex when you DIY (in your wild imagination, anyway - OK, in MY wild imagination).

And as they said about the radio, the pictures are better. ;0)

And, er, you're not one of those people who thinks that married people don't need to so their own thing sometimes, are you? In all my married life there have been times when a solo effort has been more appropriate, and I ain't gonna change now.

And me missus has a bad knee right now, so I have to make allowances.
Posted by Rosie, 16:59, 27th January 2004:
 
I'm off home.

Speak to you tomorrow.

:)
Posted by Brock, 17:00, 27th January 2004:
 
Oooh. Must be lunchtime, then Rosie, eh? ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:00, 27th January 2004:
 
ah..cool.

And no I am not one of these people. If I ever get married there will be plenty of 1 on 1 action and plenty of pleasuring thy self. :o)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:02, 27th January 2004:
 
Brock, what do you do for a living? Warhead, same question to you?

If you have already said then I am sorry...i didnt notice.
Posted by WarHead, 17:03, 27th January 2004:
 
There you go then. My missus likes an early night and plenty of kip, whereas I surf the net until the small hours. We can have early evening fun if my daughter's out, which is not often in the week, so I have to take my pleasure where and when I can.

I'm an IT Network Manager and my daughter is 23 you nosey bastard.

Um, isn't 1 on 1 when there are two of you?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:03, 27th January 2004:
 
what age is your daughter?
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:03, 27th January 2004:
 
This evening after I leave work I will:

Take Puppy for Walk
Feed Puppy Dinner
Cook dinner for me and honey
Wash Up dishes
Take a Bath
Read My Book
Cuddle with honey
Sleep.
Posted by generationgav, 17:05, 27th January 2004:
 
I'm going to be doing lots and lots more uni work.
www.digitaldelights.co.uk if anyone is bored and wants a look.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:07, 27th January 2004:
 
Thats very nice Gav. not many DVD's to buy though. ;o)
Posted by generationgav, 17:10, 27th January 2004:
 
Its not quantity, its quality!

Nah, I need to add more DVDs, add the registration/update info and then encrypt EVERY form using JavaScript (im still worried about this bit) and create a Java encryption client/server and then write a 100 page essay on website security and how it applies to this website.

Oh, but cheers anyway :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:11, 27th January 2004:
 
all fuckin french to me mate.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:13, 27th January 2004:
 
100 pages?? bloody hell. Is that a final year job? What course are you doing?
Posted by generationgav, 17:22, 27th January 2004:
 
Yup, final year project in computing. Very scared by how little I have done too.
Posted by Sul, 17:31, 27th January 2004:
 
100 pages on website security and how it applies to that website??? I could whack that out on a speak and spell with my cock in under 20 minutes.





maybe
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:32, 27th January 2004:
 
your cock speaks??
Posted by Sul, 17:35, 27th January 2004:
 
sometimes :)
Posted by angeldelight, 17:43, 27th January 2004:
 
FREAK
KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS
Posted by Abe Frohman, 17:50, 27th January 2004:
 
I'll be watching the new CSI series!

(not the crappy Miami one)
Posted by Sul, 17:51, 27th January 2004:
 
There's a "holding up the bigtop" joke in there somewhere
Posted by Sul, 17:52, 27th January 2004:
 
Ohh new CSI! I'll be doing that.

fucking CSI Miami crap
Posted by Abe Frohman, 17:52, 27th January 2004:
 
apart from that Emily Proctor chick, she's fine.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:53, 27th January 2004:
 
There was a girl at my school called that.
Posted by Brock, 17:55, 27th January 2004:
 
What? Fine?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:55, 27th January 2004:
 
nah, she was called "Apart From". She was Danish.
Posted by Brock, 17:56, 27th January 2004:
 
And Foggy? I work for a place that makes aircraft engines.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 17:57, 27th January 2004:
 
Not like Bjergen Kjergan from the Katjergan region of Norway?
Posted by cal, 19:02, 27th January 2004:
 
warhead - is your daughter hot? i'm on the lookout for a girlfriend :)
Posted by Brock, 19:11, 27th January 2004:
 
Cal! That's so inappropriate of you to ask!!!

But if she is. And prefers the touch more mature gentleman... ;)
Posted by WarHead, 22:26, 27th January 2004:
 
LMAO - she's not interested in the likes of you lot.
Posted by Brock, 23:44, 27th January 2004:
 
But, but but... I'm so charming....*sniff* and very gentle and caring... ;)
Posted by cal, 08:23, 28th January 2004:
 
not interested! how can yot say that?

she's not even met me yet. probably.
Posted by WarHead, 14:35, 28th January 2004:
 
I can say that because :

1. You're a Southern Jessie.

2. You're a computer geek.

3. She already has a b/f.

4. I'm her dad and I'M not letting her associate with the likes of you.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:41, 28th January 2004:
 
Pah, tell him how rich you are cal.
Posted by Brock, 14:41, 28th January 2004:
 
Only Northerners need apply? Bit harsh. I was born in Peterborough (practically up North), and became an honourary Geordie when I lived in Newcastle for 18 months.

Does that count?
Posted by WarHead, 14:49, 28th January 2004:
 
....and became an honourary Geordie when I lived in Newcastle for 18 months.


They told you that, did they? Ha, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaaaa.
Anyroadup, it's the wrong side of t'Pennines.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:50, 28th January 2004:
 
See Brock, WarHead likes your gags as well.
Posted by Brock, 15:29, 28th January 2004:
 
Erm, I think that was more 'at me' than with me. Just a feeling.

but yes, they did tell me, me and my mate were adopted by our local boozer. Up your bum.
Posted by trim..., 15:38, 28th January 2004:
 
your local boozer was called 'up your bum'? cool!
Posted by trim..., 15:38, 28th January 2004:
 
hang on, was it one of those bars?
Posted by Brock, 15:50, 28th January 2004:
 
NO! A thousand times no!

It was a completely normal and straight-type bar... Enough of you casting nastursiums onto my character.. ;)
Posted by cal, 15:52, 28th January 2004:
 
warhead: pah! you're just keeping her away from me because you know she wouldn't be able to resist.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:25, 28th January 2004:
 
Didn't you know that Cal is the internet Michael Hutchence? His lady-killing corrupting ways can make any woman come in binary :)
Posted by Brock, 18:08, 28th January 2004:
 
But, you told me that Cal was the internet Michael Barrymore, arsepuppy, didn't you?

(was thinking about removing the last 2 comma's for added comic effect, heehee... ;)
Posted by ell, 21:22, 28th January 2004:
 
Cal's not a Southern Jessie! He lives north of the Watford gap, therefore he's a Northern Monkey.

After making the above posts, Warhead, please don't ever bring your daughter here... there are some things you just DON'T need to know about your parents >_<
Posted by Abe Frohman, 21:27, 28th January 2004:
 
Ah ell. A fleeting presence he is these days, But a font of wisdom always.
Posted by cal, 21:53, 28th January 2004:
 
i have to say, i miss the ell/sal heyday of iamcal :(
Posted by WarHead, 22:57, 28th January 2004:
 
I don't take her anywhere - she's big enough to go places on her own.
Posted by angeldelight, 23:26, 28th January 2004:
 
ok ok i cant hold it in any longer.
warhead is my dad
sorry daddy
Posted by chris, 23:27, 28th January 2004:
 
Sorry ell, cal is south of the Watford Gap.
Posted by trim..., 09:21, 29th January 2004:
 
but i thought he was my dad!
daddy? is there something you want to tell us?
Posted by Brock, 09:33, 29th January 2004:
 
ell - Watford (that cal is north of) is actually quite a considerable distance south of Watford Gap...

I'm guessing you don't drive up the M1 much...?
Posted by trim..., 09:52, 29th January 2004:
 
but those people in bedford are a bit rough, they might as well be northern.

provoke provoke
Posted by cal, 13:23, 29th January 2004:
 
you're right, of course. fucking losers the lot of them ;)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:27, 29th January 2004:
 
Hertfordshire!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:28, 29th January 2004:
 
St. Albans!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:28, 29th January 2004:
 
Eating Disorder Choir!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:28, 29th January 2004:
 
Sorry.
Posted by WarHead, 17:53, 29th January 2004:
 
trim..
but i thought he was my dad!
daddy? is there something you want to tell us?


Ahem..... I seem to have sowed my seed more widely than I recollect.
Posted by Brock, 18:05, 29th January 2004:
 
You dirty dog...
Posted by WarHead, 12:50, 30th January 2004:
 
I was just fulfilling my biological imperative.