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Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:21, 29th January 2004:
 
Comments?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:27, 29th January 2004:
 
Johnny Rotten - Idol of mine!!
Razor - should be funnier.

apart from that..jenny bond needs a slap round the head. Peter Andre is a complete wank stain.

And then there is Jordans tits. -HUGE!!
Posted by Rosie, 12:28, 29th January 2004:
 
that jordan is revolting. she makes me wanna puke.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:36, 29th January 2004:
 
I always hated Jordan, but now i see her 'in action' she's growing on me.
Conversely, I always had a soft spot for Kerry McFadden, Now i think she's an annoying bint.

Jenny Bond does need a slap, She seems to think she IS the Queen.
Posted by Brock, 12:59, 29th January 2004:
 
I have always maintained that Jordan is a bit of a stinker/highly over-rated, and I am feeling a little vindicated. Without the make-up and (horrible, fake) tits hanging out, she really looks nothing special at all.

However, I am deeply loving her total disinterest in that cock-monkey Peter Andre. If that blokes head was any further up his own arse, his spine would form a circle...

And yes, McFadden is massively irritating...
Posted by Sul, 13:04, 29th January 2004:
 
Kerry McFadden acts the big "I am" on that loose women thing but put in a jungle and she turns into a big annoying baby.

I've never liked liked Jenny bond and still dont.

I think Jordan done well with head in a tank thing, most birds wouldve pulled out but I suppose shes had plenty worse than a spider in her mouth in her time.

I wanted this to be Peter Andre's chance to prove he isnt a prat. He is.

Razor makes it seem like they've stuck your average fat man in the jungle.

John's great. I still cringe at some of his high and mightyness though.

The others I couldnt give two fucks about.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:13, 29th January 2004:
 
who is that Lord Brockley character? Never heard of him!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:14, 29th January 2004:
 
Me neither, I wish all lords acted like him though.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:16, 29th January 2004:
 
And why oh why didnt Peter 'twat' Andre get bitten last night?? There was many chances where one of those snakes could have bit him..but no.

Where is the justice in this world?!?
Posted by tommorris, 13:21, 29th January 2004:
 
The thing about Jordan is she is just like a pair of tits attached to a piece of cardboard. She's got the same personality as cardboard: tasteless, flat and brown as an anorexic shit.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:24, 29th January 2004:
 
To be honest though, in some programmes she's come across as quite likeable, despite the unbecoming aesthetics.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:26, 29th January 2004:
 
and she is obviously shaven haven :o)
Posted by tommorris, 13:27, 29th January 2004:
 
Alright then, likeable, I'll give you that. But I have yet to work out a purpose or reason for Jordan.

Also, let's end this conversation quickly before we raise the ire of Jordan apologists who will plague the introduction forum with...

"JODRAN IS WELL FIT! UR JSUT JEELUS THAT U SUK AND JERDAN RULEZZ!"
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 29th January 2004:
 
For your info (in case you care) Lord Brocket owns a hoooge house and estate in Hertfordshire, and has/had one of the largest private collections of Ferrari's in the country. He was done for fraud a while ago because he did an insurance job on a 1950's(?) 'bird-cage' Maserati for shed loads of cash.

Now you know. Bet you are so glad that you are now aware of that.

Oi! Wake-up!

(full of useless crap info, me. But I have no idea under what capacity he qualifies as a celebrity...)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:34, 29th January 2004:
 
"UR JSUT JEELUS THAT U SUK AND JERDAN RULEZZ!"

If you read this phonetically, you will sound like the geordie voiceover man on Channel 4 /Big brother.
Posted by angeldelight, 13:34, 29th January 2004:
 
you cant let alex best come out of this unscathed. wtf has she ever done to qualify as a celebrity??
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:36, 29th January 2004:
 
good point.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:37, 29th January 2004:
 
and what has she done in the jungle?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:37, 29th January 2004:
 
Maybe she's going to be a future celebrity murder for administering a spot of involuntary euthanasia on old Georgie boy.
Posted by tommorris, 13:37, 29th January 2004:
 
Who the fuck is Alex Best anyway? Is there some kind of relation to frequently drunk footballer-of-his-day George Best? Or is it some random tart who got her tits snapped by some ragbag publication and is suddenly supposed to be known by every odd-n-sod the land over?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:38, 29th January 2004:
 
She is the wife of that ex-footballer.
Posted by tommorris, 13:39, 29th January 2004:
 
Oh right. Thanks.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:41, 29th January 2004:
 
Actually i think she is both.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:41, 29th January 2004:
 
And also the founder of the "Best-In" brand of budget groceries*

*This may not be true
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:57, 29th January 2004:
 
Also I believe she 'writes' a column in some shity mag.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:08, 29th January 2004:
 
Ah, a column is written by someone who can spell, in her name.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:08, 29th January 2004:
 
(And there are two t's in shitty)

;)
Posted by Rosie, 14:52, 29th January 2004:
 
F*ck, wank, b*llocks, sh*t, c*nt.

Oh Vic, I'm having such an awful day - i feel like crying.

Cheer me up, before I start crying and ruining my make up....


:'(
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:57, 29th January 2004:
 
err, let me think,

Oh I know, I'm getting a pay rise in march :D
Posted by Rosie, 15:01, 29th January 2004:
 
Yay for you!

Well done. I got the uusual 3%. I don't know why they bother doing it.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:07, 29th January 2004:
 
Any pay rise has got to go down as 'A Good Thing'
Posted by Rosie, 15:27, 29th January 2004:
 
Positive thinking, eh Vic? I need to get me some of that!

X
Posted by Rosie, 15:27, 29th January 2004:
 
Are you going to take me on holiday now that your rich?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:32, 29th January 2004:
 
Yeah, Fancy Prague?

Or Budapest?
Posted by Rosie, 15:33, 29th January 2004:
 
Corr, yeah.

:)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:38, 29th January 2004:
 
Right, i'll go get the tickets.
Posted by Rosie, 15:41, 29th January 2004:
 
Hooray.
Posted by Rosie, 15:49, 29th January 2004:
 
shall i start packing?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:51, 29th January 2004:
 
Yep, Dress warm, Best drinking pants on.
Posted by Rosie, 16:00, 29th January 2004:
 
Best drinking pants? Err...

I haven't been on holiday for years, so I'm looking forward to this...


;)
Posted by Brock, 16:05, 29th January 2004:
 
Have you two actually met up away from the inter-fantasy? I have looked, but see no evidence either way...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:08, 29th January 2004:
 
Looks like we're too late for lastminute.com, There's one next friday but it leaves at 2105 and doesn't get in till 2305.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:10, 29th January 2004:
 
I can't go this weekend anyway, I'm off to watch the Wanderers at Charlton on Saturday.
Posted by Rosie, 16:12, 29th January 2004:
 
Brock: No, we haven't met in real life yet. Should be amusing when we eventually do meet though!
Posted by Rosie, 16:18, 29th January 2004:
 
I'm gonna give him a great big hug when I see him...

:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:29, 29th January 2004:
 
...and vic will jizz his pants. :o)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:33, 29th January 2004:
 
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 29th January 2004:
 
Sorry, slightly below the belt i know
Posted by Rosie, 16:44, 29th January 2004:
 
Foggie: I've got better places he can jizz anyway!

:)

*reading that over - i sound like a right whore*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:52, 29th January 2004:
 
Not if you meant your shoes.
Posted by Rosie, 16:52, 29th January 2004:
 
:/
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:55, 29th January 2004:
 
pocket? purse?
Posted by Rosie, 16:56, 29th January 2004:
 
He can jizz on me wherever he likes!

:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:57, 29th January 2004:
 
LOL
Posted by Rosie, 16:58, 29th January 2004:
 
Right - I'm off home.

:)

Speak to you later
x
Posted by Brock, 17:32, 29th January 2004:
 
Looks like you've got her all worked up, Abe. She must be rushing home for a cold shower...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:12, 29th January 2004:
 
Crikey!
Posted by Brock, 19:48, 29th January 2004:
 
Did you doubt yourself? I bet she has a shudder down her spine every time someone refers to you as a 'silver tongued devil'...
Posted by angeldelight, 20:16, 29th January 2004:
 
jordan will win
Posted by Brock, 20:32, 29th January 2004:
 
In the "artificially enhanced stupid chick" competition?

Slap her! She is nowhere near as attractive as she thinks she is!!
Posted by angeldelight, 20:49, 29th January 2004:
 
ha! you typed: "She is nowhere near as attractive as you!!"
then edited it!!!!
Posted by angeldelight, 20:49, 29th January 2004:
 
wuss
Posted by Brock, 20:51, 29th January 2004:
 
Yeah, yeah yeah.

She's not as attractive as my arse cheek. Never understood what the fuss is about...
Posted by Brock, 20:51, 29th January 2004:
 
And stop fishing for compliments. ;)
Posted by angeldelight, 20:52, 29th January 2004:
 
tho i must admit i like her breastage more now i've seen it wobble. shame its ridiculously large, but its better than the american grapefruit styleee
Posted by angeldelight, 20:53, 29th January 2004:
 
and i've seen yr buttocks and i have to be honest, she is slightly more attractive xxxx
Posted by Brock, 20:54, 29th January 2004:
 
blast
Posted by WarHead, 23:01, 29th January 2004:
 
She's reasonably attractive until she opens her mouth.

But I have to give her credit for going the distance on that first challenge, even though she ended up with creepy crawlies down her cleavage - then again that's probably normal for her.
Posted by angeldelight, 23:02, 29th January 2004:
 
yr talking about jordan i hope??
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:03, 29th January 2004:
 
If he's talking about Rosie its Marquis of Queensbury time.
Posted by WarHead, 23:14, 29th January 2004:
 
Of course I was talking about Jordan. I haven't seen Rosie's tits and she's not on the prog anyway.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:23, 29th January 2004:
 
Ah ok, sorry.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 23:27, 29th January 2004:
 
Well that was a major fight averted!
Posted by Brock, 23:43, 29th January 2004:
 
Shame really (although I suspect that the mock bravado was to make up to Rosie for the suspicion that he wanted to make the beast with 2 backs with Velma from Scoobie Doo...)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:17, 30th January 2004:
 
I know I spend my whole time cussing you bad, Brockie, but, respect for the BW2B line. Respect indeed. Classy line, and the best way of describing the act of "going into the partnership".

Although I won't sink to your level by pointing out which particular playwright said it first.

If I wasn't so opposed to them, I'd do one of those faces that are made up of ordinary letters and characters, and yet wink cheekily.
Posted by Vikki, 01:39, 30th January 2004:
 
I think Jonnie rotten is classic! and i now have a new liking for Jordan I think she is starting to show that she isn't a typical bimbo, she has done really well and seems up to try all the things set.
I still like Kerry Mc, yeh she is being a bit whiny etc but she's funny, I met her once and she was dead sweet....I still like her!
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:05, 30th January 2004:
 
I think my old friend and highbrow social commentator 'Scott the Ledge' put it the best way in a text message:

I'm a celebrity. Rotten is class and jordan's knockers. Thats fucking tv


He rocks.
Posted by WarHead, 12:29, 30th January 2004:
 
I don't care whose enormous tits are wobbling about in the jungle, I refuse to watch this programme on the grounds that I fucking hate 'reality' TV progs - even though Ant and Dec are pretty funny. Maybe I could get Mrs Warhead to just video their links for me.
Posted by WarHead, 12:33, 30th January 2004:
 
Angeld:
you cant let alex best come out of this unscathed. wtf has she ever done to qualify as a celebrity??


Doesn't she deserve a medal for living with that drunken old has-been for as long as she did?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:38, 30th January 2004:
 
He's a waste of several livers, that one.
Posted by tommorris, 12:40, 12th February 2004:
 
Indeed. According to this article in the Guardian, his need for a liver replacement has been linked to a 19% increase in the refusal rate for organ donations:
society.guardian.co.uk/health/story/0,78...