Discussion » Bob Geldof Is Dead!!!

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Posted by Sul, 12:58, 30th January 2004:
 
Lying is fun. What’s the funniest lie you’ve told. At the height of the terror worries I told a gullible girl in the office that Tescos had to take all the Indian ready meals off the shelves because they had Ricin. 3 days later and she asks me how she hasn’t read anything about it and none of her friends had heard anything about it and was I sure. At that exact point she “got it”. Oh how I laughed.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:01, 30th January 2004:
 
Tosser, I was all ready to be 'Johnny on the spot' in my office.
Posted by Sul, 13:03, 30th January 2004:
 
hehe :)
Posted by Rosie, 13:07, 30th January 2004:
 
HAHA!

When I dropped out of college my mother said i had to go and get a job - fast. So I applied for a job at MacDonalds. I got the uniform and my hours - but I just couldn't bring myself to work there. So I used to slip out the house and go round a friends then come back a couple of hours later and tell mum all about how the burgers stank and about the people I was working with.

I got caught out when she found my uniform all clean and folded under my bed in a bag.

She still reminds me of it now.
Posted by Sul, 13:13, 30th January 2004:
 
Nice :D
Posted by WarHead, 13:53, 30th January 2004:
 
I told my future wife I could fuck like a tiger.


Have you ever seen a tiger fuck?


Luckily, neither had my future wife.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:21, 30th January 2004:
 
That trick probably wouldn't work on Mrs Attenborough.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:23, 30th January 2004:
 
Or Mrs Henman.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:23, 30th January 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by tommorris, 17:30, 31st January 2004:
 
I've had sex with Paris Hilton.

Had you for a moment!
Posted by 100% kitten, 19:17, 31st January 2004:
 
I invented the weather and I control it with a thermostat I keep in my handbag.
Posted by Brock, 19:32, 31st January 2004:
 
I knew it!!!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:31, 1st February 2004:
 
Um, me and my younger sibling sold small cylinders of loft insulation under the counter at Londis, passing them off as "Home Made Filter Tips". All the skater kids used to come along and buy them; based on word of mouth and the fact that they seemed to really like smoking roll-ups with fibreglass filters in.

We were a bit worried, because business was doing quite well, and we were concerned that our house would start getting really cold.

So we stopped. But there are still people in St. Albans who are still alive, and remember the fibreglass filter tips.
Posted by friday, 08:17, 2nd February 2004:
 
A conversation that I lied in:

(this is innocent good fun and keeps ur brain active)

him: hi ..
him: how are u today?
me: fine hows you?
him: i am good . thanks..
him: how was ur weekend?
me: hectic
me: as usual
him: even weekend?
him: don't u free on weekend?
me: nope
me: no breaks in life!
him: what do u do urs weekend? just house work right?
him: ok
me: no I have some big projects on at the mo
him: web site?
me: eh?
him: i mean the prject is a web site development or what?
me: not exactly
him: then?
him: is that private?
me: pls dont tell anyone I told you this...
him: yes i am not
him: trust me
me: I was in Mauritius doing a photo shoot for VOGUE magazine - it will be published sometime this year
me: but its secret ok
him: yes i know
him: trust me
me: thx
Posted by Sul, 09:37, 2nd February 2004:
 
hehehe