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Posted by Uma, 11:39, 9th February 2004:
 
Colour - It would be blue...
Posted by Brock, 11:43, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a friday, I'd be a lot less pissed off at being at work...
Posted by Rosie, 11:45, 9th February 2004:
 
No, it would be black.

I have had a blazing row with my boss.


GGRRRR..
Posted by Uma, 11:48, 9th February 2004:
 
LOL! So it's not just me...I feel like clobbering everyone today. Grump. What did you fight about Rosie?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:52, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a colour it would be Red, As red as my boss's blood which i'm shortly about to liberally spread over the walls.
Posted by Uma, 11:53, 9th February 2004:
 
Go, Abe, go. And when you've finished with him, you can do my boss.
Posted by Uma, 11:55, 9th February 2004:
 
*ahem* I meant, you can spread my bosses blood liberally over the walls. Or something equally nasty.
Posted by Uma, 12:07, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was an animal, it would be a *skunk*
Posted by sal, 12:09, 9th February 2004:
 
then can you do my maths teacher?
Just been bollocked for not finishing the last question on a hideously long exercise on polar coordinates :/
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:10, 9th February 2004:
 
"The bear is over there. The penguin is over here"

Long question, easy answer.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:11, 9th February 2004:
 
Point me towards that SOB and it shall be done, King Sal!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:11, 9th February 2004:
 
What's with the big pause?
Posted by Uma, 12:17, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a fruit it would a great big fat *vrot* banana
Posted by Uma, 12:29, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a body-part it wouldn't even qualify to be a butt. It'd be the *crack*
Posted by trim..., 12:31, 9th February 2004:
 
today is like scabies
Posted by Uma, 12:31, 9th February 2004:
 
Sorry about this, but I am going to trash this day until *it* feels as bad as me.
Posted by Uma, 12:33, 9th February 2004:
 
LOL, trim.

If today was a country, it would be *Zimbabwe* (sorry Zims, I had to get that in)
Posted by trim..., 12:38, 9th February 2004:
 
if it was a county it would be bedfordshire, a town it would be luton.
basically today sucks.
so what do we do about it?
How about a picture of your arse Abe? we know you have a digital camera there at work. USE IT
Posted by Uma, 12:39, 9th February 2004:
 
Yeah, that would cheer me right up!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:59, 9th February 2004:
 
Won't get a camera until we go out again tommorrow, I'll have you one for wednesday.
Posted by Uma, 13:03, 9th February 2004:
 
Yay! Yay! Yay! Don't know about today, but Wednesday just improved 400%
Posted by trim..., 13:04, 9th February 2004:
 
aw thanks. be sure to remove any 'bits' before you take it
Posted by Uma, 13:05, 9th February 2004:
 
Nah, leave the bits
Posted by Brock, 13:08, 9th February 2004:
 
Was thinking about aqueezing the "polar bear hiding" joke in (mainly cos I would feel uncomfortable talking about Abe's arse), but I didn't know how to put it into words.

This post was worth the effort of typing, wasn't it?
Posted by Brock, 13:08, 9th February 2004:
 
I'll get me coat...
Posted by Uma, 13:10, 9th February 2004:
 
Don't get your coat. Rather tell the Polar Bear joke.

please. otherwise i have to go back to "If this day was..." just to vent sufficient frustration.
Posted by angeldelight, 13:14, 9th February 2004:
 
hello brockles
hello all
woke up with migraine
boooooo
=o(
Posted by Brock, 13:15, 9th February 2004:
 
ad: buy tablets. No excuses. (and hope you feel better soon...)

;)

Morning!
Posted by Uma, 13:16, 9th February 2004:
 
Hello ad : ) seems everyone is having a day like me : (
Posted by angeldelight, 13:21, 9th February 2004:
 
i've already had a packet of nurofen plus =o/
thanks for yr sympathy brock
Posted by Uma, 13:21, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a cramp, it'd be a *toe* cramp
Posted by Brock, 13:26, 9th February 2004:
 
ad: what? innocent face
Posted by angeldelight, 13:31, 9th February 2004:
 
dont make me explain brockles. it hurts too much
Posted by Uma, 13:34, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a pain, it'd be a *shin-kick*
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:35, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a prolapse, it would be an anal prolapse.
Posted by Uma, 13:36, 9th February 2004:
 
LOL!
Posted by Sul, 13:41, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a plastic bag it'd have Lidls written on it.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:42, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were a proctologist, He'd have hands like shovels.
Posted by Uma, 13:46, 9th February 2004:
 
LOL! : D
Posted by Uma, 13:49, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a comic strip, it'd be *tin-tin*
Posted by Sul, 13:55, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was an Italiann, he'd be fucking my woman.
Posted by Uma, 13:58, 9th February 2004:
 
heh heh heh...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:59, 9th February 2004:
 
I've met that Italian.
Posted by Uma, 14:00, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was sleeping, it'd be cal. And thank god for that otherwise he'd crap us all out for this thread.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:00, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a singer, it would be Seal.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:01, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a film, it'd be "Human Traffic".
Posted by Uma, 14:02, 9th February 2004:
 
woo..this is more interesting than "If today was..." what Italian f*cked sul's woman? did an italian f*ck your woman?
your fault for leaving your woman alone with an Italian.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:03, 9th February 2004:
 
Right, I'm back on my game and have turned the day around. Now today is like 'Walk of Life' By Dire Straits.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:05, 9th February 2004:
 
DAMN THAT RICK ALESSI!!
Posted by Uma, 14:05, 9th February 2004:
 
That's not going to happen to me until Wednesday. But I'll go along with it because you've promised us a pic (how will I get throgh Tuesday?)
Posted by Uma, 14:08, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was chocolate it would be all over me
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:09, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were a band, it would be 'Boy Meets Girl'
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:10, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were a Superhero, It would be the Silver Surfer.
Posted by Rosie, 14:12, 9th February 2004:
 
if today was a vegetable, it would be a turnip.
Posted by Sul, 14:13, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were a robot it'd be Johnny 5
Posted by Rosie, 14:14, 9th February 2004:
 
*cool!*
Posted by Uma, 14:14, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were a lover, he would be English...oh, sorry, we're not doing that any more. If today were a lover, he would be...........


Italian!

*vroom* *va va voom*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:14, 9th February 2004:
 
I disagree, If today were a robot it would be the one from Lost in Space!

Danger Will Robinson!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:15, 9th February 2004:
 
Or maybe Hedonism-bot.
Posted by Sul, 14:18, 9th February 2004:
 
Johnny 5 was the most annoying robot ever to be struck by lightening. If he was my friend I'd have sold him for scrap.
Posted by Uma, 14:20, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a passtime, it would be a blowjob
Posted by Rosie, 14:20, 9th February 2004:
 
yeah sul but, "Johnny 5 alive".......etc..
Posted by Rosie, 14:21, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a TV programme, it would be the Hollyoakes omnibus.


Yes, today is that bad.
Posted by Uma, 14:23, 9th February 2004:
 
I thought Abe turned the tide on us? Well, that's a relief that his taste in music isn't terrible after all
Posted by Uma, 14:25, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a holiday destination it would be Majorca (Sorry Sul)
Posted by Uma, 14:29, 9th February 2004:
 
Flip. If today was a sweetie-pie honey-bunch it would be cal *smooch*
I have a crush on him
Posted by Uma, 14:31, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a car, it'd be KITT
Posted by Rosie, 14:35, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was a sweet, it would be one of the yukky nut ones left over in the Quality Street tin.
Posted by Uma, 14:36, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were food, it would be....
Posted by Uma, 14:37, 9th February 2004:
 
Rosie:LOL yeah!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:41, 9th February 2004:
 
If today were a staircase, It would be the one at Covent Garden station.
Posted by Uma, 14:43, 9th February 2004:
 
Pizza? Burgers?
Posted by Uma, 14:45, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was Greek, it would offer to take that photo of Abe's bum
Posted by trim..., 14:55, 9th February 2004:
 
noisette whirl.
Posted by Uma, 14:57, 9th February 2004:
 
Just thought of some terrible bands : if today was a band it would be Ah-Ha or Modern Talking. ARGHH!!!! Dammit now I'm in a bad mood again.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:02, 9th February 2004:
 
Ah-Ha rule!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:03, 9th February 2004:
 
God bless palindromic bands.
Posted by Uma, 15:04, 9th February 2004:
 
How can you say Ah-Ha rule? They *suck* ARGH!
Posted by Uma, 15:05, 9th February 2004:
 
BZN RuleZ!
Posted by Brock, 15:06, 9th February 2004:
 
I thought today wasn't all that bad. Now it looks like I have been knocked back for a blind date (of sorts)!

How pathetic/kick in the teeth is that? She hasn't even met me, and has backed out! Hahahaha

(saved time, probably!! ;))
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 9th February 2004:
 
Crack one off. It's more reliable.
Posted by Uma, 15:07, 9th February 2004:
 
Ouch...not so, Brock. She's lost out matey.
Posted by Uma, 15:07, 9th February 2004:
 
Arsepuppy : LMBAO!
you just made my day
Posted by Uma, 15:10, 9th February 2004:
 
Thankyou for getting me through this day
: ()
*shit that was a good laugh*
Posted by Brock, 15:10, 9th February 2004:
 
Why has it made your day? You got a mental pic of him, gland in hand?
Posted by Uma, 15:11, 9th February 2004:
 
Too much...stop it. My side hurts. (gland) ohhh
Posted by angeldelight, 15:11, 9th February 2004:
 
=o(
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:12, 9th February 2004:
 
gland in hand, thumb in bum... that's the stuff.
Posted by Uma, 15:13, 9th February 2004:
 
Stop *tears streaming down face*
Posted by Uma, 15:16, 9th February 2004:
 
*still chuckling*
Posted by Uma, 15:18, 9th February 2004:
 
If today was Tuesday, I'd only have 12 more hours to wait to see Abe's bum
Posted by RUSS, 15:54, 9th February 2004:
 
i dont think it will be a pretty sight
Posted by Uma, 15:57, 9th February 2004:
 
No? Is it hairy?
Posted by Rosie, 15:59, 9th February 2004:
 
(no love from Vic today)

:(
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:01, 9th February 2004:
 
If Today was a sweet delectable princess, it would be Rosie.
Posted by Uma, 16:02, 9th February 2004:
 
He might show us his bum though, Rosie, but only on Wednesday.
Posted by Uma, 16:03, 9th February 2004:
 
There you go, Rosie
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 9th February 2004:
 
Thats better!

Roll on Wednesday...

:D
Posted by Uma, 16:06, 9th February 2004:
 
He better not let us down! I still have to get through Tuesday. Can you imagine if I manage that, and then no bum on Wednesday! *eek*
Posted by Rosie, 16:11, 9th February 2004:
 
I'm sure hes a man of his word
Posted by Uma, 16:40, 9th February 2004:
 
Hope so!
Posted by friday, 09:58, 11th February 2004:
 
IT'S WEDNESDAY
Posted by Uma, 10:01, 11th February 2004:
 
Yay! Thanks for reminding me! (I think Abe also forgot though): (
Posted by Uma, 12:12, 11th February 2004:
 
Abe, I've searched and searched and I can't find your bum anywhere.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:23, 11th February 2004:
 
If today was a thread, It would be this Fucking abortion.
Posted by Uma, 12:25, 11th February 2004:
 
Your bum's not that bad!