Discussion » Coal

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Posted by Hanifa69, 22:21, 9th February 2004:
 
does anyone think coal is great... it keeps me warm, any other coal lovers out there?
Posted by Brock, 23:38, 9th February 2004:
 
Would you be from up North then, yeah?
Posted by Perclissigi, 01:01, 10th February 2004:
 
Well... I'm from london, and i also like coal...
yeah, coal IS great :) coal would be NICE
my heating is broken, and its made me ill :(
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:26, 10th February 2004:
 
When we were kids, we were dead cold and we ran out of tobacco as well. So we got a load of coal, and smoked it. Kept us warm and satisfied our smoke cravings. Cool story, huh?

Well, I'll have you bastards know, I coughed up my internal organs the other day. Party trick or not, Smoking is not cool.

Actually, smoking is not coal. Like, where the hell are you going to get all the nicotine and tar you need from a bloody load of carbonated tree?

Fools.
Posted by Perclissigi, 02:03, 10th February 2004:
 
Possibly coated in some kind of flammable liquid too...
If its "cheats coal"
Smoking is far from cool, or coal.
Which organs?
DAMN IT I CAN'T SLEEP!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:09, 10th February 2004:
 
No, not only is smoking cool, it makes you look cool as well. It's a win win situation.

Even hanging around with smokers if you don't smoke yourself makes you look passively cool.
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:58, 10th February 2004:
 
Hmmm, i like your point!
I'm off to the garage to buy some fags.
Posted by Rag_Doll, 20:12, 18th March 2004:
 
hmmm, smoking is disgusting.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 20:15, 18th March 2004:
 
You wouldn't be saying that if you smoked!

Then you'd love it so much, you wouldn't be able to stop!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 20:20, 18th March 2004:
 
Ohhhh, mmmm, smoking!



Here I am enjoying a lovely smoke on a fag.
Posted by Perclissigi, 20:22, 18th March 2004:
 
Apt caption.
Posted by Brock, 20:33, 18th March 2004:
 
The weirdest thing is, I reckon she's trying to eat that cigarette, not smoke it.

She looks, hungry to me. Best keep your hands in your pockets, or you may lose a finger or two...
Posted by Perclissigi, 20:38, 18th March 2004:
 
Whale-Cam
Posted by Sul, 20:41, 18th March 2004:
 
What was the name of the bloke from a few years back that ate lit cigarettes to entertain people? He rocked! I cant explain it too well but I hope most people know who I'm talking about. Bonjela needed him!!!
Posted by Perclissigi, 20:44, 18th March 2004:
 
He was on that magic show! "100 greatest magic tricks" or something!
Yeah, he doesn't do it any more cus it would have killed him!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:53, 18th March 2004:
 
I agree with the Doc in every way that it is possible to agree with someone.

And the stunt-smoker was cool.